are you http because ://

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

“hey bro” “yeah bro?” “i wanna live in ur socks” “hahah, why bro?” “so i can be with you every step of the way” “…oh m y god… bro :’)”

[croprastinating]

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)

me, an asexual: A WHAT

[exomoon]

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what

[you-looked-at-mysecrets-deactiv]

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what

[exoskyll]

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

[addigni]

That last one tho

[shag-me-senseless-watson]

Omg

[dapgifs]

+

[etoilesdephan]

9/∞ days of Phil

1-2-Switch - DAN vs. PHIL!

[themostfuniveverhad]

[phillp-deactivated20170720]

[greenlester]

[ratinof-deactivated20180528]

[shinyphan-deactivated20200629]

[pjliguoris-deactivated20180912]

[dapgifs]

Is that Happy Tree Friends? I don’t trust it +

[sxftdaniel]

✦

[hyungwonns-deactivated20160817]

[domesticbanting-deactivated2018]

domestic

[arcticlester]

how would you do it then?

[consultingagents]