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GTA V ocs, written by Kat. this is a two character blog, mainly for Mary, but secondarily for Felix, the leader of the youngblood's rival crew

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(( do you ever disappear for a different blog and then just. Sigh. ))

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skullisms:

❝ I’M NOT GONNA LIE;

                             IT’S ALL GONNA BE MURDER. ❞

                                                                                  ( maniacal laughter )

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but i could have been different.

-a six word story

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skullisms:

❛ you know, watching you work is                              kind of terrifying. you’re way too                              good at what you do. remind me                              to never piss you off, or you                              might end up convincing geoff to                              kill me or something. ❜

RYAN CROSSED HIS arms as he walked alongside Mary, looking at her warily. Her ability to make people tell her anything without using force was both impressive and scary. Ryan could never do that. He got too impatient, too annoyed. No, knives and well-placed punches were much better suited to him. He kicked a rock and watched it skid down the sidewalk, bouncing off the edge of a building and coming to a rest when it landed.

“You think so?” Mary turns to him as she walks, laughing a bit at his comment about Geoff. “Yeah, maybe.” She thought for a moment.

“It’s really not that hard. You really just have to be good at profiling. Like... when to be intimidating, when to be overly flirty, etcetera. It’s all about acting. Maybe I could teach you some time.”

She brought a hand up to her chin, thinking. “I mean, you’ve got the intimidation factor down. And you’re attractive, so it probably wouldn’t be too hard to woo information out of people.”

Mary shrugged. “Maybe we could do a little skill tradeoff.”

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Acting like you don’t give a shit when you do is a bad idea. Because one night when you’re awake at 3 a.m all your feelings you’ve kept bottled up and shoved away are going to come spilling out of you like a flood and you will fall the fuck apart.

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SEMI-SERIOUS PLAYFIGHTS THAT END WITH ONE PERSON PINNED TO THE FLOOR/WALL AND ACCIDENTAL FURIOUS KISSING THO

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joanwatsn:

*is cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive*

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Twenty One Pilots Lyrics Sentence Meme

“Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit.”

“Don’t you test me though, just because I play the piano doesn’t mean I am not willing to take you down, I’m sorry.”

“Fear might be the death of me.”

“I find over the course of our human existence one thing consists of consistence and it’s that we’re all battling fear. Oh dear, I don’t know if we know why we’re here.”

“I kind of like it when I make you cry ‘cause I’m twisted up inside.”

“I scream, you scream, we all scream ‘cause we’re terrified of what’s around the corner.”

“I used to say, “I want to die before I’m old,” but because of you I might think twice.”

“I want to be known by you.”

“I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink, but now I’m insecure and I care what people think.”

“I’m so afraid of what you have to say ‘cause I am quiet now and silence gives you space.”

“I’ve been thinking too much.”

“If I didn’t know better I’d guess you’re all already dead.”

“If you get in between someone I love and me, you’re gonna feel the heat of my cavalry.”

“My friends and I, we’ve got a lot of problems.”

“Our brains are sick but that’s okay.”

“Somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence.”

“Sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head.”

“Sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind.”

“Sometimes you’ve got to bleed to know that you’re alive and have a soul but it takes someone to come around to show you how.”

“Wake up, you need to make money.”

“We all are stranger creatures than when we all started out as kids.”

“While you’re doing fine there’s some people, and I, who have a really tough time getting through this life.”

“Wow, I probably shoulda stayed inside my house.”

“Yeah, I think about the end just way too much but it’s fun to fantasize.”

“You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time but that’s ok, I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine. I’m driving here I sit, cursing my government for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.”

“You say I’m not alone, but I am petrified.”

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RP partner: *raises voice just enough to be heard* “do you want Angst?”

me: *at full volume* “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR ANGST”

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If you think you can break my heart more than my father has, I dare you to try.

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do u ever just look at ur muse and just “you make shit decisions”

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⋆ Detailed Headcanon Prompter! ⋆

⋆ : Minor personality flaw or quirk

✢ : Physical advantage

✣ : Physical disability/disadvantage

✦ : Fatal flaw

✧ : Mental or emotional strength

❋ : Belief they have

✩ : Belief they've questioned/struggled with

✪ : Critique they have about others

✫ : Pet peeve

✬ : Something minor they enjoy

✭ : An obscure interest

✮ : A moral standard

✯ : Way they could see themselves dying

✰ : Weird thing they want to try or have tried

★ : A socially unacceptable thought they've had

✱ : Someone or something who or that has played a part in a fantasy or daydream

✲ : Something or someone they down right hate

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Oh, wow. It's Munday already. Put some of these in my askbox, and I will respond OOC.

ᄏ: Play any instruments?

ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?

△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?

【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?

＊: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)

旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?

愛: Are you currently dating?

太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?

＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?

(｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?

空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?

☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?

⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?

ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?

(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?

♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?

☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?

(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?

ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?

⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.

ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.

≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?

☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?

➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?

♛: Do you like group projects?

高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?

ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?

♞: Showers or baths?

✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?

⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?

^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?

（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?

メ: Cupcakes or muffins?

(●´∀｀●): Ponies or Horses?

♯: Would you like to be able to fly?

ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?

Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?

☪: Have you ever flipped off someone?

♬: Cats or dogs?

礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?

の: Chocolate or Vanilla?

◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?

ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?

ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

.♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?

۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?

▼: Could you live without the internet?

Д: Strangest food you've eaten?

까: Cookies or brownies?

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quality blog: starts following me

me: wait what are you doing

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A note about shipping with me

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I probably already ship it

not that I deliberately start rp’ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it

you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay

I will never pressure you into a ship

if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior

if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.

that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.

ships are usually in their own separate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.

if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life

xoxox i love you bbies

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                            i’m on a murder break, guys.

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Do u ever just want to RP with a certain mutual but they’re like PERFECT and you’re the lord of potatoes?