♦╎ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛᴇᴅ @cxrrupticn - Tumblr Blog

@box-of-characters liked for a starter

“These are quite good.” He said, pausing amid the market to glance down at the jewelry that lined the table in front of him. Bowing his head, he studied a set of earrings with a little more scrutiny, his hand hovering just short of touching them.

“ -- May I?”

#♦╎sᴛᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙʏss ;; ic #box-of-characters #idk what verse but w/e

LIKE this for a starter, prolly real short REPLY if you’re a multimuse, or dm me, or sth && hmu on discord or IM’s if you wanna plot!

#♦╎ɢᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ;; ooc #;; open to mutuals #heavy on the plotting offer bc i anxiety myself into a hole if i don't know what we're doing lmao

I don’t really remember what I was doing on here, thread wise? Ssssoooooooo I’m gonna drop ‘em.

If there’s something you specifically want to keep, let me know! I’m always down, I just -- don’t know, I guess, who’s interested in what any more, since it’s been NINE YEARS

#♦╎ɢᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ;; ooc #prolly make a starter call later on //shrug #keep an eye out I guess!

xrbosa-deactivated20191209

@cxrrupticn ;;

“ — an all female, heavily guarded territory, and you saunter in as if standard law does not apply to you. foolish, but dare i say, admirably BOLD, as well. “ she leans up in her chair, exuding confidence, though her expression displays a visible conflict betwixt guarded and intrigued, “ not only that, but your features are… notable. you understand my reserved approach, then, i’m sure? “

cxrrupticn

Whether he understood her approach or not was not, exactly, the problem. Rather, the issue lay in whether or not he liked it - which he, distinctly, did not. He stared up at the woman who rested upon the throne - HIS throne - and it took every shred of his considerable restraint to keep from curling his hands into fists. Whatever anger he felt, the frustration and irritation... he kept it bottled inside, his breathing slow and even.

( If there was one thing he knew, after all, it was how to control his temper. And now, without the weight of corruption within him... it was child’s play. )

“Of course.” Was his response, as he inclined his head toward her in respect - not the deep bow of a lesser, however, but the shallow dip of an equal. He was not here to offend, but he could not forget his station completely. Even if another sat where he once had...

“I did not mean to offend. I would not have so brazenly set foot here, if not for great purpose. I need your assistance... and your understanding, as well.” His voice was like honey, smooth and measured. Yet, beneath it all - beneath even his temper... hope remained. This time was unfamiliar, but these people... his people... They were here. And he... he wasn’t alone.

#♦╎sᴛᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙʏss ;; ic #♦╎ᴀ sᴏᴜʟ ғʀᴇᴇᴅ ;; - breath of the wild #;; urbosa tag #xrbosa #don't mind me replying to threads on blogs that aren't active it's just how I roll

do we think Ganondorf has pierced nipples, a pierced bellybutton, or -- both ??

#♦╎ɢᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ;; ooc #working on getting active here - 'rehydrated'#as it were lmao #he definitely has body piercings somewhere i just can't decide where they'd be #he just likes shiny shit he's part fuckin' CROW smh

Has anyone seen the Plumbob Princess machinima video on Youtube?? Does anyone else love the zelda vibes?? Can there be a verse?? I’m love???

#♦╎ɢᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ;; ooc #it's so good?? from JUST THE SIMS???#that's wild i'm losin it mr krabs

Why don't you just play a Gerudo OC instead of making Ganondorf pathetic?

IDK if you’re still trolling through my blog waiting for a response to your ‘review’ but, man. I feel like you could use a little constructive criticism here, so I’ve helpfully included a review for next time. Please read!

Your Hot Take - A Review

Clarity: ★✰✰✰✰

Your intent here is clear - you think that this particular portrayal of Ganondorf is ‘pathetic’. Presumably, this also means that you think he’s out of character, but we can only assume that, because it’s not actually stated. Further, you don’t elaborate on why you think that my dear darling Gan is pathetic, leaving it up to the reader to extrapolate their own reasoning. Are you taking offense to the lack of a sexy Gerudo harem? Do you hate that he isn’t an Alpha Male? Is it that you’ve self inserted yourself and your fragile pissbaby ego into a fictional ‘idol’, and are upset that not everyone thinks they’re hot shit??

We don’t know. We can’t tell. You didn’t say. You leave us readers to presume you’re a misogynistic nightmare who most likely dislikes the ‘feminization’ of a character long lauded as The Most Masculine saviour of some poor brown desert ladies who are Lost Without Him, like so many before you. It doesn’t look good.

We give you 1 star, because you did at least say he was pathetic. It’s not much, but it’s something.

Grammar: ★★★★✰

You actually did pretty well in this regard, which is admirable! Most anonymous cowards prefer to hide their typing style, and default to chat speak or poor grammar in order to hide - because in their day to day lives, they don’t use it, so why would anyone suspect it’s them?? Alternatively, most trolls are stupid, so they have a hard time with spelling, and with words. Either way, we’re impressed that you managed to type a whole sentence with your head crammed that far up your ass, and you only missed one comma!

Four stars. You should put this sort of dedication forth toward other areas of your life, like considering whether there was a point to sending this into a mostly inactive blog.

The Balls on You: ★ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰

Now, the giving of one star here may seem controversial, since you did indeed send this on anon instead of using your own face to represent your apparently empty, baseless views - widely regardless as a gutless move, in basically all communities. Nobody tropes thieves and assassins as particularly brave, after all. They’re usually cowards, like Mundungus Fletcher, and there’s a reason for that.

But, we have decided to award you one whole star for having the sheer nerve to assume that anyone here cared about your lackluster opinion at all! There must be some amount of self confidence behind that idea, though it seems a bit misplaced.

We regret to inform you that we don’t actually care, because your opinion was neither requested, nor worth the time it took to read it! We hope that you put forth this sort of nerve in other areas of your life where raising your opinion might seem daunting, like facing down fascism in your local government, supporting women in threatening social situations, or being an ally to immigrants who are facing unfair obstacles as they enter into our country.

Maybe if you do something worthwhile, you’ll find something about yourself to enjoy, instead of idolizing the actions of a genocidal maniac who punches children in the face.

#Anonymous #♦╎ᴍᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀs ;; anons #♦╎ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ;; asks #cw: anon hate #really though if you're going to waste my time at least elaborate my dudes #you're already in my inbox with your asshole wide open -- you may as well commit to the whole thing

fara-arts

Just so you guys don’t think im dead, here’s a warmup from my BOTW au cuz im back on working on the comic 👍🏾👍🏾

#♦╎ʟɪᴋᴇɴᴇss ;; face

What even is a modern verse. How do. Send help.

#♦╎ɢᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ;; ooc #i HAVE one but i just never like it lmao

She is most certainly listening to his lesson on magic and not contemplating throwing herself down and rolling to the bottom of the dune. Certainly. Her attention isn’t wandering at all. Not. One. Bit.

It didn’t take any particular amount of skill to notice how her attention not only wandered, but packed up it’s bags and left on an epic journey. A general lack of attentiveness was to be expected out of children, particularly the rambunctious ones – and quite like training dogs, or horses, Ganondorf fully believed in tiring them out of their excess energy before trying to teach them anything. And it seemed, he thought, that he hadn’t quite succeeded in doing so, today.

He continued his lesson as he began to pace idly about the top of the dune, gesturing with quick, measured movements as he spoke. The flourish of his sleeves and the jewels adorning his hands were distracting movements, and they did well to disguise the small glimmer of violet magic that ebbed around his hands – not, of course, that she was paying any particular amount of attention to him anyways.

It plunged greedily into the sand at his feet and raced beneath it to her seat, in time to a level explanation about being aware. Of using your senses, beyond the traditional five, to feel the magic in the world around you. To anticipate it’s actions – which is exactly when the sand beneath her bucked and heaved like the waves of the sea, and did it’s very best to send her tumbling down the dune like a sand seal’s clumsy cub.

#infeliicis #♦╎sᴛᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙʏss ;; ic #♦╎ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ;; asks #;; baby zel tag #;; ganondad au

legendsrealm

ladies and cuccos, this is a brand new masterlist related to the ever so loved the legend of zelda franchise !! for those who are need of find some partners within the vast community that’s tumblr roleplay, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. to be added to the list the rules are simple: LIKE/REBLOG ( preferably the latter ) with the following in your tags: NAME, GAME/TIMELINE, CANON/ORIGINAL CHARACTER & SELECTIVE/SEMI-SELECTIVE.

the blog is a sideblog and still in progress, so we won’t be following back and pages will remain simple for a while, but we’re working on them. on the meantime, please spread the word to make the family grow !

#♦╎ɢᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ;; ooc #ganon/multi-timeline/canon/selective !!

scribbledwriting

When you keep getting easily distracted while writing:

#♦╎ɢᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ;; ooc #reasons I'm rarely on here: this

hevendemo

3rd Emergency Sketch Commission Done!!!

Ganondorf Sketch Commission for @pocketseizure

They wanted Gann with dreads and the rest was up to my liberties~. So I designed this Gann based on all games, a little research, and patterns and colors used in BOTW to show his heritage. This incarnation of Gann, he is not the Gerudo king/chief, but a traveling monk of Din. chosen child of Din later on to bear power. I REALLY ENJOYED MYSELF MAKING THIS

Commissions Still Open!

#♦╎ʟɪᴋᴇɴᴇss ;; face