Scorpius, looking into the first aid kit: Why the fuck would you fill this with Cheetos?
Albus, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the timeâŠ

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Scorpius, looking into the first aid kit: Why the fuck would you fill this with Cheetos?
Albus, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the timeâŠ
Albus: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, youâre gonna die.Â
James: My favorite is explaining the difference between a âbutt dialâ and a âbooty call.âÂ
Scorpius: Itâs called connotations.Â
Delphi: Try this one for size: âForgive me Father, for I have sinnedâ or âSorry Daddy, Iâve been naughty.âÂ
Harry: Great news! Language is now banned.Â
- Draco scrubs the skin on his arm viciously every time he showers. The skin is always red and marked by scratches. He tries so hard to get the mark off of him. He wants to feel clean again. - George canât look in the mirror anymore. Not without remembering Fred. He smashes all mirrors in their home. He cuts his hair, he dyes it. - Neville sees Nagini in his dreams. But in his dreams it reaches Ron and Hermione before he does. - Harry has multiple wands all around his house hidden in places that only he knows. Beneath his pillow, beneath his bed, under the couch. Just in case. - Hermioneâs boggart is no longer failure. - Draco and Blaise are afraid of fire. - Someone accidentally calls George âFredâ once. No one knows who starts crying first. - Headmistress Miverna Mcgonagall is fierce, powerful and kind. All first years are intimidated and amazed, she seems untouchable. However some nights she roams the school hallways and remembers every student she lost, every life that got taken away too soon, every soul that left them too early. - Harry suddenly canât stay in very small rooms. He feels trapped, his throat starts convulsing and his eyes sting. - Hagrid still feels the weight of what he thought was Harryâs corpse in his hands. It haunts him. - Hermione, Ron and Harry had gotten so used to spending months having one small meal per day that sometimes they forget theyâre supposed to eat. - Harry rolls in his sleep once and hits his forehead against the night stand on accident, when he wakes up with pain on his forehead his heart sinks and his whole body freezes. It isnât until he sees the bruise that heâs able to calm down. Because Voldemort isnât back. - Ron dreams that heâs back in their tent, traveling and hiding, heâs changing the radio stations and he hears Ginnyâs names as one of the victims. - Molly always has âwhereâs Fred?â on the tip of her tongue, at all times. - Harry spends the year post-war discovering who he is, what he loves, other than the Boy-who-lived and the Savior-of-the-Wizarding-World. Because there are things he never had time to think about, never had time to experiment, never had time to experience. Sometimes he wonders if coming back had been the right choice, because it hurt so bad on some days that he couldnât take it. - When Teddy is sad or scared and heâs crying, Harry tells him stories and shows him pictures of his parents, itâs then and only then that he calms down and his hair goes back to normal. - Harry pulls back to himself when the date of his death nears every year, his friends do everything in their power to bring him out of it. - Draco and Harry have talks about the war some nights, both saw what Voldemort was capable of, Harry in his dreams, Draco in his home. Both understand. - Luna is quirkier and weirder than ever before. She always does everything in her power to lighten up the mood in the room when the silence is bitter and mournful. Itâs like she canât stop shifting and smiling and nervously twitching and saying random facts about things no one has heard of before. Everyone knows itâs her way of coping, of staying positive. So no one minds. Itâs comforting. - Harry gets the sudden desire to travel all over the world. Sometimes Ron and Hermione come with him, others he goes alone, once Neville joins him. Draco does too. - Draco starts writing, he writes thousands of words on some nights and none on others. Heâs good at it, too. - Harry always, without fail, looks for Siriusâ constellation. He visits his grave too, tells him how things are going in his life, how heâs coping, how he isnât. - Hermione getting a tattoo of blooming pastel flowers on top of her âmudbloodâ scar, because sheâs alive, many her friends are alive and she wants to remember that.
And maybe not all is well, maybe they have scars time cannot erase, but theyâre together, their hearts are still beating, so itâll be okay. Theyâre going to be okay.
Of Mothers and Sons Astoria & Scorpius, 2007 and 2019
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After making sure Gryffindor wins the House Cup
Dumbledore: I'm so generous
Dumbledore: 10 points to Dumbledore
Do you guys know how dementors came into being and what happened to them after the second wizarding war?
Shaya: no. *laughs*
He-Man: I do not know, but Iâm sure JKR does, and itâs possibly racist.
I reckon Dementors are what people become after a few centuriesnof immortality having drank Unicorn blood. I imagine it was all the rage when people first realised it made you immortal (hence unicorns being so rare to this day), but after a while the curse caught up with them. The light bled out of their lives, all the magic they attempted went wrong, caused damage that ultimately had them driven from their homes and lives, and they were miserable. Constantly.Â
The phenomenon was tested, and eventually it was discovered that the ingestion of even the smallest amount of unicorn blood caused the soul itself to erode. That was the curse, the half life. You lived forever, but you didnât get to keep your soul.
The longer these people lived, the more twisted and less human they became. Soon the world wasnât only colourless, but completely invisible. Theyâd gone blind, as well as deaf, but their lost senses were made up for in other ways. They could feel the emotions of peopleâreal people, not what theyâd become. Vicariously, they were begining to feel human emotions for the first time in hundreds of years. And they were hungry for it. In droves, these bare shells of humans would descend on towns and villages only to stand around peopleâs homes, black robes hanging over their impossibly skeletal frames, moaning and wailing, guttural perversions of voices that often drove the victims of their presence to madness.
Hence the name Dementors.
It was then that the first of them recalled how theyâd come to be this wayâthe power of the consumption of blood. How pure and invincible that first gulp of unicorn blood had been. Of course, it had turned out to be a terrible, terrible idea, but but then theyâd lost all sense of morality, of right and wrong. All they cared about was the possibility, the slimmest chance that they might get even the smallest taste of that again.
It was then that the first Dementor followed a young man on his way home into the darkest stretch of road and sank his teeth into his throat, drank his blood until the body was drained dry of it.
And it worked, in a way. Consuming the life-force of a human being was powerful, certainly, but emotions didnât run in blood. It wasnât where the feeling hid.Â
None the less, killings became more and more common after that, the new knowledge communicated without sight or sound between them. But they wondered how they could get a more powerful high still, and thoughts returned to the essence of their conditionâthe essence of themselves.
Their souls were rotten. Perhaps⊠perhaps if they could take the souls of the livingâŠ
So they sought means to do so. It was terrifyingly easy for them, to do something so terrible, warped as their magic was. And the more souls they consumed, the faster and faster their last vestiges of their humanity left them.
So many centuries after their fatal (or rather the opposite of fatal) errors, the Dementors were no longer recognisable as having ever been human at all. They no longer walked along the ground but drifted through the air, ominous like shadows caught in the wind. And souls became all that they fed onâparticularly the happy memories that lay there. Because though they could no longer remember that they had once been people, that all theyâd wanted was for light and colour and joy to return to their lives, some intrinsic part of them followed the instinct all the sameâsought happiness even if only stolen, because they were no longer capable of feeling it themselves.
And that kids is why we do not drink the blood of unicorns.
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The finale would have been so much better if Alex went to True North and met Maya, making her learn about Spencer in season one and thatâs what Maya knew. Just saying.
âWhat doesnât kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.â
â Slytherin
me: wants to be a morning person
also me: stays in bed the longest possible to avoid as many meals as i can
âIt was just a nightmare, Albus. Iâm here. Weâre both in Slytherin. Delphiâs gone, Voldemortâs gone. Everythingâs fine.â
And the chances of Harry turning into an obscurus were at what percentage Albus?
Mcgonagall upon realizing how terribly Harry was treated for a decade and that Dumbledore had placed no proper preventative measure in place.
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Remember old Fleur Delacour? Sheâs got a job at Gringotts to âeemprove âer Eeenglishâ
And Billâs been giving her a lot of private lessons.
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The North and South Korean Winter Olympic Teams marched together under the Korean Unification flag at the opening ceremony of the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics. The athletes were greeted by a thunderous applause when they joined hands and entered the stadium.