you've got time

hannah | 18 | ♐️

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[theproblematicblogger]

Your honor, I used a consent condom. Case dismissed. 

[sketchdeath]

when will modern directors be bold enough to give us a fight seen choreographed to tained love

[valtsv]

sometimes i feel i’ve got to

[GUNSHOT] [GUNSHOT]

RUN AWAY

[falincoded]

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

[everydaylouie]

pigeon bakery

[babyanimalgifs]

Nailed it. (christmas throwback)

Tw @jordanhillaryhughes

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[ruinedchildhood]

Are we going to forget that this happened?

[d3monicas]

cats are so beautiful and loving…. when they paw at you and ask u to pet them.. when they purr and close their eyes in content… a warm loaf … when they knead on you… thinking YOU are the bread… stupid… they are the bread… i love cats… so much….

[sixpenceee]

Sensitive plant (Mimosa pudica), also called touch-me-not, shameful plant and numerous other names, is one of the few plants that can be thought of as entertaining. If you touch a sensitive plant, its leaves instantly fold and droop, seeming to vanish in the blink of an eye. (Source). Follow @sixpenceee​

[kinglouix]

Me 😭

[child-of-the-sea-and-sky]

Imagine walking through a large amount of these when you’re not all together (drunk/high /just really fucking tired)

[marsupials-of-mars]

I had one of these before! Apparently if you touch them too much in a row they might not open back up tho

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despacito

[wlwkara]

this is so sad rachel berry sing despacito

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to buy a car today

[animusrox]

Do you have any Skittles?

[weloveshortvideos]

[treeloverfan]

Was this the intention

[falafelpide-deactivated20170822]

very tired cat writing a term paper

[kristina100000]

girl: *calls her boyfriend daddy during sex*

sigmund freud watching all of that from hell:

[skyfullofsmoke-deactivated20190]

I HAVE TO YELL

[pleatedjeans]

[littlegraycats]

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

[littlegraycats]

HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

[sedlex]

[cantwearhats]

I love this show

[haunted-hideaway]

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.