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me?? redesigning artemis’ new mask?? yes

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❝ What, are you kidding me right now? ❞

“No, I’m not kidding. My arrows don’t shoot far enough so I’d like it if you can wrap me in a vine and chuck me over to the island.” A joke, you’d think, but no. 

[vaememes]

prompts     >     dirk   gently’s   holistic   detective   agency  .  

feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ You’re a person of interest. Even though you’re not necessarily an interesting person. ❞

❝ That feels unnecessarily rude. ❞

❝ You didn’t see anything weird this morning, did you ___________? ❞

❝ Are you aware you just gave every possible response to that question? ❞

❝ You’ve been making choices out of desperation for too long. ❞

❝ It was good you decided to come with me. ❞

❝ I didn’t decide anything. You said you’d kill me if I didn’t go. ❞

❝ I am not your ________, asshole! ❞

❝ Well you decided it would be better to come with me than die. ❞

❝ I’m a holistic assassin… I kill whoever I like killing all day. ❞

❝ I killed them, they were my target.. ❞

❝ __________ you are a dead man. ❞

❝ What are you kidding me right now? Then why’d you run? ❞

❝ Why didn’t you just say I’m not __________? ❞

❝ Who are these people? ❞

❝ Bite marks. On the ceiling. ❞

❝ They say they got a witness. ❞

❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

❝ They said they found paw prints. ❞

❝ Paw prints? Like a dog? ❞

❝ Your involvement in all of this is kind of… ❞

❝ You can’t fire me, I just opened a door. ❞

❝ Well some doors shouldn’t be opened. ❞

❝ Well it’s a same day termination, I’d have to delay the cheque. ❞

❝ What do you mean same day? It just happened today. ❞

❝ Don’t you try and tell me that God doesn’t care for us. ❞

❝ Today is the day that it happened. ❞

❝ Listen, I need the money. ❞

❝ That’s what happening is, it means… ❞

❝ I’m sick of the games! No chess, no checkers, no Monopoly! ❞

❝ We are not professionals! ❞

❝ What? It’s always a day right? ❞

❝ Things happen when they happen. ❞

❝ Things happen when they happen. They happen immediately. ❞

❝ When you were in there did you see any kind of paw prints? ❞

❝ Oh yeah? How big are his teeth?  ❞

❝ I’m wildly aware! ❞

❝ What are you kidding me right now? ❞

❝ ‘Cause I don’t know who that is! ❞

❝ You’re not ________? ❞

❝ I kill whoever I like killing all day and if I killed them, they were my target. ❞

❝ That was nice. ❞ 

[canarygifs]

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she’s beauty

she’s grace

she’ll shoot you in the face

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when will dc go into depth on artemis’ knowledge & connections to the LoS,,,

[okcupidescapades]

one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.

he said “i know”

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let artemis crock be happy 2k18

[magiakita]

I predict that in season three Artemis won’t be touched by any drama and Wally will come back and they’ll live happily ever after.

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jxsontodd:

Even the word benched seemed to be something of a taboo in the tower–but it was what it was, and Jason was resentful enough to be blunt about it. It happened, and he was mad about it, but that didn’t change the fact that it happened. Still, he winced ever so slightly–being dosed by Ivy was practically unavoidable in Gotham, and never went well. “Yeah, it’s…better y’don’t. It can give you the shakes for a while afterwards. ‘s not good in a fight.”

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Gotham was a cesspool of rogues with various toxins–just to make your life difficult. Or so it seemed anyway. “Y’alright?” She didn’t look too injured, but toxins were always a mess. 

No kidding.

Nobody wanted an archer that couldn’t shoot with a steady hand. Brows furrow at the question and Artemis can’t find it in herself to look anywhere but the door, only for the briefest moment, before chin is tipped upward and the blonde gives a nod. “I’m fine. I just - don’t like sitting around. Would rather take my chances than watching TV show reruns.”

“...” 

No, they couldn’t. But no one is around so it’s not as if they could be stopped...

“How good are you at driving alien cars?”

[quixoticrobotic]

making headcanons that selectively ignore things that were established in canon

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jxsontodd:

It was unnervingly quiet in there when it emptied out–everyone else was on a mission or otherwise indisposed, and Jason was left alone. Well, he was sure Red Tornado was somewhere (wasn’t he always?), but the place had been dead silent, until Artemis stomped her way past. 

Poking his head out of the armory, an eyebrow quirked–Artemis looks about as happy about being there as Jason was. Injury maybe? He couldn’t think of any other reason why she’d be there when everyone else was elsewhere.

“I got benched–” He replied, his expression looking like he’s bitten a lemon. “–shouldn’t you be on a mission?”

Benched, huh? One of the few phrases everyone on the team seemed to loathe - what was the point in being on the team if you couldn’t do stuff? Eyebrow raises at the question and then Artemis gives a shrug. “Apparently you can’t go on a mission if your system is still flushin’ out an early birthday gift from Poison Ivy.”

The early birthday gift Artemis would’ve re-gifted if she could. They’d done what they could but until her body decided to stop seizing up randomly - leaving her vulnerable - Artemis was benched, too.

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Injuries were nothing new to Artemis. Her first major one had been at the age of six - training session gone wrong, it had left a permanent arch to her left thumb that required more training to readjust to. - and she’d done her best to avoid them ever since. Not easy, in this line of work.

Sigh is stifled as the archer rolled her shoulder, glaring down at the array of arrows set on the table. Bored, bored, bored. Couldn’t just sit around and do nothing, so arrows are gathered and Artemis leaves the living room and heads for the archery range down the hall.

Almost makes it inside, too, before getting caught. Ugh !

“Shouldn’t you be on a mission?”

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brain: don’t make a yj oc

heart: why deny yourself

[horrificmemes]

On or off anon, tell my muse that someone they care about has died, and I will write how they react to the news.

Tell them in any way: meet them, send a letter, call them on the phone.

[everythingfox]

Look how happy this fox is

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like for a starter, specify muse if you’re a multi !!