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gf gone...

#shell be back on the 21st but thats too long #<-prev exaaaaactly #i was about to make a post warning the people i will be insufferable on here for the next 11 days but i think this says it all #j

teaboot

When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭

teaboot

If I was paid I’d do a study on this

#😭

dykeselfcest

submitted by @piratedgender:

screenshot i still have from my gaylor twt days that i think about a lot…

god I've def seen this before and literally SO true. like. god bless

#which could mean nothing #<-prev #gs #tweets

hollow-toy

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

#real

tiktaalic

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

treasuredplanet

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

oldbutchdanielmolloy

every day i’m like i should reduce my screentime today i should take a little break from tumblr and then 5 minutes later it’s like weeellllll….. surely just one little image wouldn’t hurt……. 🤦‍♀️

firagasoap

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

#likely place for this post to be

bark-barkley

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

dykeselfcest

looking at people's discussion on gaylor is genuinely so bizarre. if they're not just dismissing and insulting the idea out of hand, there's a fixation on why. either you're trying to make your mainstream artist fixation niche and quirky, or you're too stupid or have too much internalized homophobia to consider listening to "actual queer artists." and I don't even gun for this like that anymore but it's like.....maybe she was just kinda acting fucking gay in ways that were not immediately visible if you only knew of her via accidentally catching a single on the radio.

and of course the evergreen post from @justanapparatus

#exactly prev->#the desire to explain it away is sososo strange to me #like i know taylor is a normie and most of the other artists i listen to are out queer women. why are you projecting your insecurites on me #gs

dykehayleywilliams

I don’t need no help I can sabotage me by myself

fangorn-forest

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Voting ended onJun 9

#temperature now that i've figured out preventative nondrowsy alletgy meds solve my bug bite suffering #and my temperature regulation got worse around the same time. would have def chosen bugs before #polls

wickedhawtwexler

happy pride month to all lesbians who are incredibly smart but suck at giving impromptu speeches, homicidal suburban heterosexuals being impersonated by their lesbian clones, gay men roped into helping their foster sisters not get kidnapped and murdered by an evil biotech corporation, bisexual scientists in love with their subjects, trans men who do crime and think nothing of meeting their genetic identicals, and, most importantly, all the queer people who had their queer awakening while watching orphan black (2013-2017)

#orphan black

analog-autistic

me when my friends pick up vocabulary from me and i pick up vocabulary from them

#real

micromontage

yea I'm at the bullshit store do you want me to get anything for you

just get me some bullshit

probuccalfat

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

#real

mangio-formaggio

what do you mean Buffy's never killed Spike? what do you mean he was obnoxious and creepy for years and backstabbed her and her friends multiple times and she still let him live? what do you mean she kept him around, never banned him from the town even after he was no longer in danger to be experimented on and she owned him nothing? what do you mean he confessed her his twisted vampire version of love and she still didn't kill him even though she's already lived through a very traumatic situation of psychosexual vampire obsession? what do you mean she killed for the safety of her loved ones the first man she's ever loved but she never got around to kill this supposedly unimportant bug on her front window?

#hhhhhhh #spuffy #prev->#ok sure plot armor blah blah blah but like we can't explain anything with meta context actually #if it's a good story with well rounded characters you would naturally expect that any irrational situation prob has an emotional explanatio #this post is inspired by @socratesgirl 'serves you right' and a fuckass arguments from bngel stans about buffy was a total victim #in her and spike relationship when it stated multiple times she's stronger than him and can dust him amy moment #btvs #/end prev i simply must read setves you right.....#to read #<-useless tag as im sure yall would have predicted

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