zero braincells zero chill

riley/ray, she/he/they, dial-up old / i do not control the hyperfixation™ / permanent no braincell mode. i don't talk much, but i draw stuff (do i tho?)

[emziess]

Rocky + Details Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[northerlyfilms]

15 years of aeiou

july 17 2010

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #696

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onJul 16

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Series: Vikings (2013-2021)

Artist: Fever Ray

[rhibbet]

top tier character trait will always be “I care about you deeply, even though I betrayed you. even though I would do it again” I don’t make the rules

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

[dogpuppy]

[eckspress]

Any kinks?

eternal devotion.

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[rayewarrrd]

mom: gets her thyroid removed

dad the MOMENT shes out and awake: Our Child Worries. gotta send pics. the caption? The Mummy Returns, of course

[rayewarrrd]

according to the guy who did mom's ultrasound when she was pregnant with me i am 1% more woman than ryan gosling is this anything

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[lutalical]

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url