where dreams go to die

[sagansense]

[neaq]

Just look at her, isn’t she magnificent?!

[currentsinbiology]

Yes, she sure is!

[adamtouthardcore]

This is way too accurate

[neil-gaiman]

Some of Aziraphale’s snuffbox collection. #GoodOmens

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[damnyourdarkeyes]

I do not pray to God to ask for things. I pray to thank God for bringing me where I am.

Omid Abtahi as Salim, American Gods – A Murder of Gods (S01E06)

[michaxl]

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

[poehlers]

[water-melon-coly-blog]

[were-all-mvd-here]

[onlytwitterpics]

[primevideouk]

Ugh, technology these days…

[coco-writes]

Listen, her vagina ate him. This is not an innuendo. He gone. I am so impressed. Shit, I gotta worship her too now. Go on, swallow up men for your vitality my beautiful queen. 

[amvs]

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[collegiate-confession]

im screaming this is so good

[luisitoloves]

Here again! With my ❤️

[basketcasemp3]