I trust you with this like no one else. Any mdzs characters face features/body types headcanons? (since I think I have something of a vision of your svsss ones already)
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Lan Wangji
To me he is fat. Distributed about evenly across his body, but with just absolutely massive tits. He has to wear pants always, otherwise the thigh chafe is unbearable. Pale as the driven fucking snow, same skin color as the day he came out the pussy. Most of the Lan stay pretty thin, but they’re also fairly sedentary scholars who don’t eat much. Lan Wangji is more martially oriented and actually builds muscle, and he eats more. He’s got a round, oval face with a fairly flat nose and big, sad, downturned eyes.
Wei Wuxian Original Body
Thin and wiry build, very angular and dashing. He’s got the darkest tan of the whole cast, but gets a lot paler as the Yiling Patriarch. He’s moderately hairy across his body, and doesn’t bother to shave his face too close, so he’s got visible stubble. He’s visibly underweight, not only because of childhood poverty, but because he often forgets to eat. Crooked as shit teeth, but in a charming way. His hair isn’t actually wavy, he just never fucking brushes it.
Wei Wuxian as Mo Xuanyu
Mo Xuanyu’s body starts out as a short, pale, slightly chubby little lord, but Wei Wuxian’s lifestyle makes him look closer and closer to his original body every day. Generally Mo Xuanyu is less angular with a heart shaped face and wider hips, but give it a decade and bone structure are the only thing that’ll look different from original Wei Wuxian.
Jiang Cheng
Stays out of the sun more than Wei Wuxian since he understands he needs all the class indicators he can get. Short and stocky, with incredibly muscular thighs. Shmedium tits which he binds an inadvisable amount. Just the most gorgeous prominent nose, and sharp eyes. He’s got deeper face wrinkles than most people his age from carrying lotus pier on his fucking back.
Lan Xichen
Exact copy of Lan Wangji if he were a bean pole. He looks like a stiff wind could blow him away. Zero muscle definition. Appears much taller than he is. Unlike his didi’s unsettling yellow eyes, he has the biggest, wettest, most submissive and breedable brown eyes in the Jianghu.
Jin Guangyao
So short. The shortest adult here. Very circle. Big wide eyes, cute little nose, full lips. His weight fluctuates between moderately chubby to thin. Not much muscle definition. VERY FAT ASS. He got it from his mama. He takes sun protection very seriously and has actively tried to stay pale throughout his life, but his skin is still a little darker naturally. He’s moderately hairy, but very diligent about shaving. Unnervingly perfect teeth.
Nie Mingjue
MY WIFE. He’s the tallest, the most muscular, and with similar body fat distribution to LWJ, but bigger belly. Very hairy. Not only a mustache, he has a full beard. Very square, very blocky. He’s missing a few teeth and has a lot of prominent scars across his body including a big one disfiguring his leg. Not as dark as any of the Jiang siblings, but close.
Wen Qing
Starts off fat but is concerningly midsized by the end. She’s very average height, with a pear shaped build. Round, heart shaped face but with fierce features. A little tanned, but mostly she has freckles. Muscular arms from rolling that damn herb grinder, as well as very callused hands/feet.
Wen Ning
Another bean pole, but slightly taller than LXC. He’s very rectangular, but in a chair way. As a fierce corpse, his skin is very grey or even black in some places as necrosis sets in, and very dry/leathery. Lots of wrinkles and even cracks along high motion areas. His hair is constantly falling out so he takes wefts of horse hair and sews them directly into his scalp.
Nie Huaisang
Taller than OG WWX but not by much, he would look squarer but he’s a lot chubbier than his brother. Also very hairy, but he shaves extremely frequently. Naturally darker skinned, but paler than his brother. He’s got downturned eyes and crooked teeth. Overall very cutiefull.
Jiang Yanli
Just barely shorter than JC but looks dramatically shorter because she’s dramatically fatter. So circle, everything about her is circle aside from her hawk nose she shares w her brother/mom. She’s also darker than JC, spending time harvesting lotus roots herself. Relatively small boobs. Her teeth are absolutely jacked to shit, like to the point she would have started loosing them if she lived longer.
Mian Mian
Very tall, almost statuesque, with broad shoulders and toned muscle. Very little body fat, completely flat chested. She looks like a modern day supermodel, complete with sharp, dramatic facial features and phoenix eyes. Moderately hairy and removes none of it.
Yu Ziyuan
Not very tall but with the aura of NMJ’s height. She is nothing but angles and thick muscle. Hour glass body solely by virtue of gains. Lighter skinned than both her children. She looks like she could snap Baxia in half. Disfiguring scaring over her abdomen, centered around her golden core.
Jiang Fengmian
Taller and broader than YZY, but hardly any muscle on him. He looks like a jolly old uncle, but with a deep sadness in his eyes. Kinda cute pot belly. Soft hands.
Lan Qiren
Looks basically identical to LXC, but with less downturned eyes and more wrinkles. Visibly underweight. Darker skinned than most of the Lans, since he likes to meditate outside, but he’s got some crazy tan lines. His canine teeth stick out practically horizontal to his gums. Mr Sunspots.
The juniors are all generic 13 year olds to me. Kids of middling height and weight with mild acne. Just whatever.
