Crude Humor for Terrible People.

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[saddest-cat-hours]

[spaceler]

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[chipotole]

[bob-belcher]

[jxn-xoxo]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[setheverman]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[traviolet-deactivated20171119]

[shitpostempire]

[clickholeofficial]

Insane Speed-Reader Tears Through 2,500-Word Warranty Agreement In 4 Seconds

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[seaswesail]

[memewhore]

[video-hall-of-fame]

only one thing

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[kellykapoor]

[clickholeofficial]

[lovingofficial]

this sounded so nice until i read the italics

[bratclub]