Balcony Mosh Pit

Complacent in my own demise. I have a very weird acoustic mouth.

[thestuffedalligator]

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

[thestuffedalligator]

"Listen for Christ's sake we're a modern paper. Parker - Parker get in here - this is Madeline Parker, came out three months ago. Best photographer we've got. We're proud to have her on board. We at the Daily Bugle are proud to support the LGBTQ+ community bUT THIS SPIDER-GIRL IS A MENACE"

[thestuffedalligator]

Overwhelming consensus on this post is that you should come out in your superhero identity first, and then a couple weeks down the line come out in your secret identity and when people ask just go “Oh seeing Spider-Girl come out really gave me the confidence to come out myself” which is the best possible answer

[shittysawtraps]

failing a saw trap and as the life drains from your body you hear the oompa loompas come out and start singing

[onebadnoodle]

pearl doodles

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[flowerparts]

how can i get into someone's nightmares i have a message to send

[catebees]

Iron Bull?

Iron Bull!

[oldmanpusspuss]

Hi cutie oldmanpusspuss

[transtarks]

why does the airport i go to have the fucking willy wonka tunnel in it i’m going insane

[transtarks]

it is 6:09 in the morning and they expect me to walk through this and come out the other end mentally sound

[dreg-heap]

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[studyofwhump]

Peak character design

[soranatus]

Mizu character design concept, expression sheet, & pose sheet concept art, by Ryan O'Loughlin, a designer, story artist, & episode director for Blue Eye Samurai

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koloocheh]

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

[trickstertime]

Lol. Everyone in the notes freaking out like 'I live by the sea, don't jump in, it dangerous'.

Like, guys, guys, listen, you don't understand. They don't mean... They want to be... Listen, ok, I grew up on the sea, I've been through hurricanes on trawlers and gale force 9 storms crewing tallships. I've seen enormous waves absolutely destroy boats. I've been caught in riptides while scuba diving and felt the complete powerlessness of it. The sea will absolutely annihilate you, consume you, never give up your body, and not even notice.

I know the power of the sea better than most, however, I know exactly what they mean. Sometimes you see it churning with unfathomable power and all you want is to just get in the sea and have it absolutely fuckin blast you clean. Like sandblast your fuckin soul. Fuckin powerwash your bones clean. Ya know?

[pockysquirrel]

Can confirm, getting beat up by the ocean is a religious experience.

[zegalba]

arvida byström

[sandmandaddy69]

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

In my mind it was good for the economy.

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

OH BUT ITS OK WHEN THE FEDS DO IT!

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Objectively funny crimes, etc etc.

[transposers]

The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out

[somedaysigetitright]

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

[irawhiti]

i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about

[irawhiti]

i've caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i've just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don't enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i've just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell

[irawhiti]

this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he'd corner a mouse and i'd corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i'd chase it out and he'd catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me