i’m a critical failure

✰✰✰ they call me daft punk jr but you can call me jay || chaotic (gender) neutral || they/them || just a few crows in a trench coat || fey rogue energy ✰✰✰

[dealanexmachina]

Because Trump was golfing (of course) when the election was called, he had to drive through all of DC celebrating his outsting. Most have posted the picture (above) of his face as they drove in. I would also like to share with you the view of what he was seeing (below courtesy of an evan vucci/AP)

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[swimthroughthefires]

#They were BOOING and chanting ‘loser’ as he went by too#I was there this morning and there was nobody there which means that every person in DC dropped everything ran to the WH to flip him off#and I think that’s beautiful queensthiefattolia

[harlivy]

[bihet-dragonize]

The Supernatural writers took the bury your gays trope to a whole new level like this shit is the funniest thing to me they legit made him canonically gay and then killed him immediately after he confesses BECAUSE he felt happy while confessing I'M GOING INSANE

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

AND sent him to SUPER HELL

[ussewa]

why’d the destiel confession look like this

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

like i dont mean to be rude but if someone confessed their love to me making that face i would become homophobic

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

why does it literally make me think of

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the four horsemen of 2020 are trump (war) biden (famine) covid (pestilence) and destiel going canon (death)

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

And I saw, and behold an orange horse loose in a hospital: and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering and to conquer. And there went out another horse that was blue: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him dementia. And I beheld a black horse; and he was six feet apart from everyone else. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Destiel, and homophobic gays followed with him. And power was given unto them to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. 

[cadenzarose]

Art nouveau-inspired Rainer!

This was theoretically going to be for Halloween, but here we are.

[iambowman-deactivated20191219]

Would you care for some refreshments?

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-

[normalshrimp]

WHO is out there fucking the coke of cola!

[clarkegriffins]

#I’M SORRY

[techs-mechs]

robot lobster

[magicbubblepipe]

why

[medicinemane]

why not?

[klaarg]

[cranesofibycus]

From “The World of Critical Role”

[sapahhh]

The rat

[inksplit]

[legs-are-just-for-show]

[hayaosmiyazaki]

We’ve got to find Jack! There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it