NOTHING YET?

There was a tiny cactus on my desk. I was angry and I smashed it down. The poor fucking cactus didn't do anything. I kept the needles in my fist all afternoon. I left the pieces of the pot and the dirt on the floor for weeks. Until my mom finally picked it up.

[burnpygmalion]

[powerburial]

Our story begins with Rockhard Lightning, a motorcycled badass out for vengeance

[ewaneneollav]

world’s first truly awesome guy writing a song titled “the perpetual ecstasy of being awesome” that no one relates to

[memorycycle]

i should invent a bicycle with square wheels that cant move and take it to the tour de france and spend 24 hrs at the starting line trying to pedal it while in full aerodynamic posture and at some point ill tip over and bust the frame to which my highly dedicated and sponsored team quickly brings out another square wheeled bike

[burnpygmalion]

found out my friend smashed my guitar the nite before i have a show 😍

[burnpygmalion]

set made me feel like nacho libre

[socpens]

cmon... lady luck!

[badassdemonsword]

[eggpngg2]

Lesbian hip hop group Yo Majesty at Øyafestivalen, Oslo, 2007

[kristina100000]

you are wounded and have the nerve to turn your pain into my punishment. you know better than to behave like this, cappuccinogirl1993. Come back to me when you've calmed down. *clicks Log out and applies hand cream*

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits (1985)

[longhorned]

Nancy, March 3,1952

[389]

[zegalba]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[burnpygmalion]

found out my friend smashed my guitar the nite before i have a show 😍

[unclefather]

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

[konpiii]

Midna

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]