NOTHING YET?

There was a tiny cactus on my desk. I was angry and I smashed it down. The poor fucking cactus didn't do anything. I kept the needles in my fist all afternoon. I left the pieces of the pot and the dirt on the floor for weeks. Until my mom finally picked it up.

[burnpygmalion]

[burnpygmalion]

found out my friend smashed my guitar the nite before i have a show 😍

[burnpygmalion]

set made me feel like nacho libre

[socpens]

cmon... lady luck!

[badassdemonsword]

[eggpngg2]

Lesbian hip hop group Yo Majesty at Øyafestivalen, Oslo, 2007

[kristina100000]

you are wounded and have the nerve to turn your pain into my punishment. you know better than to behave like this, cappuccinogirl1993. Come back to me when you've calmed down. *clicks Log out and applies hand cream*

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits (1985)

[longhorned]

Nancy, March 3,1952

[389]

[zegalba]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[burnpygmalion]

found out my friend smashed my guitar the nite before i have a show 😍

[unclefather]

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

[konpiii]

Midna

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[badassdemonsword]

Steely Dan sucks!....

on opposite day!

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[burnpygmalion]

the other day my boss was like "do you even have any hobbies? genuinely" which really flicks me because 1 you cant be calling me hobbiless 2 i dont talk about anything im interested in for his benefit like yeah cunt bet youd love if every day i was coming in and giving you ear beatings about don caballero and ghost dog