What Nct Members Would Be Doing If They Weren't Idols:
Taeyong - Firefighter / He's very strong but he has bad bones so early retirement / Starts working at a pet store, the fish section specifically / Has the cleanest fish tanks in all of South Korea
Taeil - Lounge Singer / Drapes himself over the piano and sings like rent is due, because it is and he was late last month / Receives large tips from a Chinese child with a dolphin laugh
Johnny - Actor / Very popular / Rules the big screen, setting trends and breaking records / Retires to Seoul and owns a lounge, known for their lounge singer Moon Taeil
Yuta - Professional soccer player / Artist / Painting, drawing, anything / Even though he has soccer money he insists that he lives his "struggling artist lifestyle" / Just an excuse to not clean up
Kun - Manager / Song writer / Manages Chenle's pianist career and writes his sheet music / Spends alot of time taking care of Daegal
Doyoung - Part time turtleneck model / Part time professional sleeper / Aspiring actor
Ten - Aspiring basketball player / Very light on his feet / Very agile / Mid life crisis hits, now Ten is a DJ at a drag show / Couldn't be happier
Jaehyun - Teen dad / Aspiring basketball player / Hard to do as a father but he won't stop chasing his dreams / Makes it to the NBA / 8 Kids
WinWin - Professional dancer / WinWin is the guy you see in a random Youtube video at 3am and his dancing entrances you and you can never escape him or his moves / You don't want to escape
Jungwoo - Mukbang videos / Taste Testing / YouTube food reviews / Anything food / ?Makes enough money to buy more food
Lucas - Firefighter / Realizes he has a irrational fear of dying in a fire / Option2: video games / Streamer / 250k+ followers on twitch / Only plays Fireboy and Watergirl
Mark - Chruch camp leader / Christian rapper / Old ladies think he's adorable so they tip him / Teaches guitar
Xiaojun - Starts and is the lead in a Jason Mraz cover band / Refuses to let Mark or YangYang join
Hendery - Streamer / mostly violent games / Saving his twitch money to build a time machine
Renjun - Caretaker / Makes sure people stay 6 feet away from Jisung when he dances while Chenle plays piano / Carries around many pairs of handcuffs
Jeno - Mechanic / Street racer / AND car salesman / he loves cars / Collects hotwheels
Haechan - Freelancer / Sometimes he's in Jungwoo mukbangs, sometimes he's at the church with Mark, disappointing Jesus by flirting with Mark / Cons his way into the lounge to see Taeil perform
Jaemin - Calls himself a coffee enthusiast / In reality he just drinks coffee and leaves mediocre reviews on yelp... For free / Streamer, really good because he never sleeps so he has alot of time to game / Makes decent money to spend it all on coffee
Yangyang - Streamer / Plays HuniePop and Slenderman like it's still 2014 / All of his followers are over 35 / Ten gifts 50 subs every week under a different burner account to boost his confidence
Shotaro - Dancer / Tiktok famous, duh
Sungchan - Joins Taeyong at the pet store / Is in charge of stocking shelves / Don't act like you don't know why
Chenle - Rich / Doesn't need a job/ Spoils Jisung and only asks for him to play video games with him / Full time Daegal dad / Part time pianist, this is how he met Taeil
Jisung - Still friends with Chenle / Chenle is his sugar daddy / Doesn't need a job / Dances while Chenle plays piano / Carries a taser for safety AND for fun
