[ene]my

I have gotten tired of this world, I'm going to open my eyes.

[routevii-blog]

Why make one when you can just have one delivered? Pizza? NO! A friend :^) *You got a friend in me blasts from speakers* Ene voice/ surprise bitch. I bet you thought youd seen the last of me

Finally. Shintaro was able to set up his custom PC up in his room. He luckily managed to keep his external drive so all of his files were in tact, which was a huge relief considering if he lost all those songs he had written he’d probably cry. As he pressed the power button the screen lit up. Once he set his credentials he was taken to his desktop page he plugged in his external and started moving files. It was kind of weird doing it himself considering Ene was always the one messing with those. 

He heard the door bell ring as he finished importing his files. As he moved over to open the door he looked outside no one was there but a package was at the doorstep. “Oh is this the voice bank I ordered…” He picked it up reading the information on it there was no indicator of who sent it? Strange. Quickly, he opened the package inside was a box with the cd case it looked different than what he had ordered which was strange but he just figured they just updated the program over time. 

Pulling the cd out of the case he went to put it into his PCs disk slot he was sort of suspicious of the disc. He was sort of having a war with his mind like

Brain: Hoe Don’t do it Shintaro: Pushes the cd in Brain: oh my god

The disc began installing on its own without him having to click anything for authorization after what was a few mere seconds a very familiar blue haired cyber girl appeared on the screen. Shintaros eyes widened a little and he fell back in his chair as he put a hand to his chest.  Should have listened to his brain. “Oh no….” He closed his eyes. He heard Ene calling his name asking all sorts of questions with a smug look, but he was sort of tuning her out trying to recollect himself. 

His thoughts were composed of “The fuck? I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I’m sorry I’m trash.”  and finally “I wonder where I put those scissors honestly.” Shintaro spoke out loud. He had his hand on the delete button though he knew it wasn’t doing anything.

[cybete]

It’s not like Ene has anything else better to do but notify herself with information that her Master has made his way into this forsaken hell-hole of a land. Ha! It’s pretty funny actually, since that means she can have someone to mess with-- annoy, irritate, stress, you know all of the above. So with that in mind, sending a disk to the male’s housing is an easy feat considering she can put herself onto it and just travel that way than just popping up on his computer, honestly being downloaded is the way.

While Shintaro is having war in his mind, he must have already lost the battle and trying to win the war-- none of that is gunna happen today. Ain’t nobody got time for that? Ene is clmbin in your CDs bout to snatch his data up. Which is what she wants to do right now since as she calls her Master’s name with such a greedy little smile on her features. Leaning in the space that she calls her home, the screen before her that shows the male clearly in her view who seems to be questioning something about scissors as a hand to his chest.

「Master :3」

She blinks as she waves her hand at the other, 「It’s been so long, you know that? Master? Ahaha! Look at your face, you might really want to die after you find out what I did-- it’s a surprise! Better yet, I changed your internet to Comcast!」

This is the best part knowing that the male doesn’t even like that service At All. She knows what he hates but even so, she makes sure that she can make it all happen. Her hands now pressed on the screen before her. 「Huh? I see.. Master you do know by downloading that CD that it disconnects your delete button from your computer! It’s cut off, it’s such a stressful habit to keep appearing over and over again! I’m here with you FOREVER. LOL XD. #trolled.」

A sleeve raised to her lips as she begins to laugh once more. Haha, this scrub.

[cybete]

MY BABY BOY KENAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kozuneko]

He can’t lie, it’s definitely unsettling to have someone interact so thoroughly with the screen of a phone that he, normally, keeps so carefully guarded and cared for. By this point Kenma feels somewhat trusting of his virtual mom, but old habits die hard and even as she apologizes, (or possibly even more so because of the apologies,) he can feel his brows knitting together against his better intent. Such exaggerative acts are unsettling from anyone but Kuroo, and even with Kuroo the slightest traces concern and incredulity would likely have leaked into his voice from candidness alone, contrary to their literal meaning. “It’s fine.” She’s only playing around anyway, and his expression will soften momentarily as she carries on.

And she does carry on unfazed and with the bright demeanour that’s almost admirable, allowing Kenma a moment of slack while he lets her speak with the steady gaze of his catlike eyes (which have no trouble making contact through a screen) about the only thing he needs to confirm his attention. He can’t argue her commentary either — they are nice headphones. They fit the cat theme that seems to have seeped into everything he does in some way or another since his enrolment at Nekoma, and if they have good sound quality and a decent mic, well, who would he be to argue it? A soft, hesitant sound escapes his throat before a more proper, “Yeah,” can follow, but he finds himself tilting his head nonetheless. 

"I have money set away for loveca, so I don’t think I need to dip into your boss’ bank account for that… iM@S’s current gasha isn’t that great either." And maybe if it was — Anna, Nanao, or an Akane that didn’t look like a reprint of a prior card — some of that money really would go straight down the drain of idol hell, but today at least, Kisumi’s probably lucked out. iM@S gashas are just as expensive as Love Live scouting is, and pulling until you get the SR you want can take a while. Kenma skips to the next topic. "Red..?" He takes a good look, but somehow the colour doesn’t feel like it would fit her — feels like blue does on him, and he shrugs in lieu of an opinion that could be interpreted as far more rude. Next.

"Do you want toast?" Or a toaster with one of those unnecessary twitter facebook feeds for her to pop up in, maybe… A toaster that could be used as a game controller… Neither of those seem unlikely suggestions at the moment; both potentially expensive enough to waste an appropriately absurd amount of money from another’s bank account.

[cybete]

She's mostly laughing to herself as she hears the other's thoughts on the headphones, they were nice and she likes them a lot. For him, anyway. The luxury of these items are meant for physical means and she's sure she can't really recall the last time ever sitting in her body given by the people of this world. Maybe she just didn't trust it, perhaps she's atoning for her sins and just wants to rot away in a virtual manner! Though, it's fine with her as long as she can bring her son to have fun times.

The palm of her hand touches the small screen that showed the headphones, showing it's something she wanted to purchase. 「Alright! Because you know you can't ever have enough loveca, I was browsing twitter a couple weeks ago and I noticed some poor soul tried to scout with fifty gems and got all rares.. She googled how to get over loss but.. Even I can't imagine getting over that loss.」That's too much of a big one to get over. 「I haven't checked on iM@S, who's the current one?」It's true, she hasn't been able to check on much recently, maybe it's because of too much work on her shoulders. Questioning this as she turns around to look towards him, legs crossed and her hands in her laps as if waiting in a polite fashion. 

「I'll take that silence as a no, huh? Maybe red just never set well with me. I wonder, blue of all things.」Shaking her head as she starts typing in the pin to Kisumi's account, answering any questions that need be on a small screen next to her. In this digital space, one would think she'd have thousands of screens around her which she could but she wants to keep her attention on what she's doing now. Bonding time!

Hearing about if she wants toast, she can find herself cracking up to the point she falls onto her back. 'Crash' sfxs appears over her during the time, she kicking her feet up and down from it. She's laughing because she finds that funny, does she want toast! Kenma knew how to make her express these emotions in very different ways as she lifts up, shaking her head. 

「N- No! Aha! I couldn't even eat it if I tried.. Pfft, unless you want toast! I heard there's tournaments with ahaha! Toasters as controllers, did you want to try!」

[cybete]

MY BABY BOY KENAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kozuneko]

"…"

Eyes locked on the screen of his phone, a cursory check for unread mail and in-game energy had lead to a nicely one-sided conversation with none other than Kenma’s eccentric, upside-down ‘Mother’. Of course such eccentricities had pervaded the digital space of his device — the only unexpected development is the result wrought about by them. It takes a moment of hesitance, and probably for the word dying to process, before a low “Oh,” is mumbled and he thinks to swipe away the shining, sparkling effects and free the pixellated blue girl. “Don’t do that.”

Disaster averted. Next step: reply.

"Is that okay..?" Though, probably not, is the conclusion he mentally draws, knowing she’ll likely reply that it is to be given only a slight benefit of the doubt on behalf of the fact that authorities never came knocking at their door for his birthday gifts. Ahh, when he really thinks about it though, is there much that she’s done in the past that hasn’t been questionable at some level? Granted that the setter supposes that anybody could get bored or creative with their time spent if most of that time was spent inside of various devices. The next step of the conversation isn’t so hard to guess as his personal involvement in it, however.

"Mm… What did you want to buy?"

[cybete]

「Huh!? I didn't mean toooo! Forgive me, forgive me!!」She states once the debris is off of her body and floating towards the screen in order to hug it. Her face is possibly taking up majority of Kenma's screen to the fact that he can't see his apps nor his background. Not like his background stays the same at all, as much as she appears in his phone and can make a home in a device, it probably changes with her constant shenanigans. 「Do you forgive me!?!」 With that finally asked, she removes herself from his screen so that she's smaller in the window and smiles to him. Arms behind her back as she hovers happily from left to right,

「Well I was thinking.. of buying, for us, mostly you of course.」Raising her arm from behind her back, a smaller window appears above her hand. In the screen is a picture of a headset that she's been eyeing for awhile. 「What do you think? Is that your type of thing or is that your type of thing!?」 A giggle leaves from her lips as she does another spin since she just can't keep still. She is a troublemaker and Kenma has probably known that by now by her constant pranks she's done on some people. So even this, using Kisumi's money, is probably a scam as well but she did have the codes to his bank accounts.

「There's some other stuff unless you want to spend it entirely on loveca or.... what else do you like, those other in game things!」She didn't judge him on that at all, she use to be in that boat as well. Well, she's literally in a boat one that she virtually made and has a little oar to float around in. 「We can just shop, maybe I could get a customization and be as red as you, do you think they sell those online?」 Ene ponders this as she tapes on the male's web app to take them to a GOOGLE homepage.

「Should we buy a toaster for the house.」

[cybete]

MY BABY BOY KENAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The female is always floating in digital space because she's so used to this, she wonders if her son would want a more physical approach to her. Though that's nothing she can force on him and yet does things the natural way as they've always done within the household. She places digitized fabric against her mouth as she laughs lightly. Floating upside down within the cybernetic space that's meant for her inside of the male's phone, she awaits for him to grab the item and once she's noticed that it's picked up. She speaks: 

「Hey~. I've been thinking of something very interesting!」The female sparkles literally on the screen of his phone. There's practical stars shining around her in which she made appear considering being an entity trapped in the phone. Though she dimmed them just in case they were just too bright for his eyes. 「Master isn't here which is a shame but my boss, Kisumi, allows me to use his funds for a few things. He is an actor, they make a lot of..」At this point, she makes coins rain from the sky of the phone and accidentally gets covered in it. Her legs the only thing sticking out from gold coins and green sheets of paper, she kicks them left to right as if trying to push it off of her. 

「First and foremost please send help! I'm stuck.」Considering it's a touch phone, Kenma could just knock away the money by sliding his finger across the screen. 「I think I'm dying.」

[cybete]

cummies.exe

Achievement: 10,000,000 Gald achieved! Level has increased by 9!

Playing a simple game is what Ene does to pass her time (she has to better herself for Kema's sake considering their game rivalry), floating in cyber space within Shintaro's phone is comfortable to her. Legs crossed and compiles of data broke off from the end of her legs that couldn't press together to take form. It's not like she misses her legs, she could make them form if she wants but she'd rather not. The virus looks around the digits spaces of components that are nothing but 01010101s that float around and enter into various screens around her. She has a connection to every phone she's been downloaded in, a piece of her just in case she has to travel elsewhere.

「Give me something else to pass my time!」 Some people could sit down and play endless games, though she has it in her, she'd wish to look into something else. She knows her request will not be granted because of the fact that the NEET ignores her at all times, thinking she's a bother within his existence. So when no one returns a conversation directed towards her, the female pouts and the screen in front of her eyes that she used to play a game cancels out.

A sigh leaves from her lips until she feels a sort of interference in the space she's lived in for quite a long time,「Did you decide to answer my prayers and play with me, whoever you are? I would have called you rude for walking in on a fair maiden like myself but I am a damsel in distress, so you could entertain me just a bit! I didn't expect to have company!」

[kissingmi-blog]

Personal ASSistant

[kissingmi-blog]

He leaned back slightly when Ene scolded him for the applied pressure. This was a pretty advanced app, to scold about applying too much force on a screen and all. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t think I was tapping that hard.” Kisumi poked at the screen with the displayed numbers a little softer than before as Ene instructed. “Is that better?” He smiled. “I don’t really think about how hard I tap often so I’m sorry beforehand if I sometimes tap too hard…It’ll take some getting used to definitely.” 

He had to admit the cybergirl was as cute as he had heard from his co-workers. “Mhmm that’s right!” Kisumi thought for a moment of how to go about what he needed managed. "Alright well….I’ll need you to mainly be taking care of my schedule and to be able to make some quick cancellations…to start off" He paused.  "Umm my files are sort of disorganized right now too so I need those to be arranged too. In the future I’ll have you manage my banking accounts. Sound good?" Something else came to mind. “Oh! As a matter of fact, could you cancel my appointment for today from at 4-8pm? I can’t make it to those.” He nodded in response to Enes request. “I can do that! Why though?” An app that requested things of him too was well…interesting. "You’re a pretty advanced though program huh…Ene? I can see why everyone’s so impressed!" 

[cybete]

「I see! I know some people can't tell but just let me get use to your tapping! But that's right, that's right! I'll get use to you soon, I promise! I've been downloaded many times and adjusting to people is a process.」The many weirdos she's been downloaded by would occasionally touch her screen lightly or things of that manner and then some would use a pen to navigate her. There were many concepts she had to get use to but she would always be effective for them. 「Kisumi doesn't have to do that if it becomes a problem, I'll learn to take it in. I hope to work for you for a long time.」

Though she extended her hand that was covered by her sleeve to him, she's sure that he won't really be able to shake her hand back unless he swipes the screen to do so. Now as he speaks the female makes sure to pull up many screens to keep up with him. She learns that he's an actor and as much as she's surfed the web and downloaded his images for people, she's surprised as much stuff that he has to do. 「Noooooooooo kidding! Majority of your files are junky but I'll alphabetize them for you. Numbers first and then letters, handling folders and things like that? I can have that done later tonight since I'd need to look through everything. 」

She stops, sitting in a criss-cross position with her legs as she turns around to look at Kisumi for a bit. 「So, you're fine with me going through everything right when it comes to files. I might have to take a peek within your email accounts, if that's fine. At your ready I'll remember your password if you type it in this box: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 」 The female brings up a box for him to type his codes in if he wants, they'll be something that she remembers for the time being. Leaving it up, she nods when he wants his appointments taking care of. 

「Hmm, alright. Four to eight, that means your visits and doctor appointments will be pushed back. I'll find a better day to schedule you. You look really healthy, I don't see the points in a doctor anyway.」 She  sends a notice towards who she needs just to cancel what he wants, 「You have a few text messages as well, shall I read those aloud?」 Ene waits for him to see what he wants, she can't truly go through his things without the A-OK. Though she's surprised to what he says, which prompts a bit of laughter from her.

「Don't you think I'm like all normal A.I.s? It's a job, being downloaded by many people and having to split myself for them and it's never tiring. Don't tell me I impressed you just over a few small cancellations! Simple things get the best of you, huh?」

[kozuneko]

HAPPPYYYY BIIRRTHDAY!

He slides his thumb back and forth across the screen to clear a view of the small figure who has made her appearance, and from the moment the array of colours crossed his vision well aware of the new information that she has somehow come across. (His suspicions pointing to Kuroo, because Kenma certainly didn’t see any good reason to go out of his way to inform the new pair.) It’s a bit of a relief that the blue girl is so talkative on her own, he thinks, because once the wide eyes that accompanied his initial shock have faded away all he has to do is blink along as she lists off titles and consoles, a number of which he doesn’t even think have been released yet, as well as what he assumes is an attempt to bring their little ‘family’ a bit closer: a blue sweater to match his mom’s own colour.

The most awkward is probably her hug. He sincerely hopes that he isn’t expected to contribute the same mock attempt at the act, entirely unsure of exactly what he would do in that situation and looking extremely out of place as she jumps back, various bears suddenly taking her place instead.

He’s pretty sure that turning seventeen isn’t that big a deal, and to be honest, entirely caught off guard by the fact that she went to such lengths to get these gifts for some kid practically a stranger to her at all — but he doesn’t say that. A slow blink follows her final statement about laser-shooting bears and FPS games before he looks over his shoulder, eyes directed towards the kitchen before flicking back to the small touchscreen in his hand.

"Uh…" A short pause, not sure how to articulate before settling on nothing more than a simple (but sincere), "Thanks." As much as she didn’t need to go to such lengths, and as much as he REALLY DOUBTS SHE GOT THESE GAMES THROUGH LEGAL MEANS, it would probably be worse to come across as ungrateful. Instead with some hesitance he follows her instruction, standing from his place on the couch and, by note of her ‘let’s’, hesitating before neglecting to lock his phone and heading over to the kitchen to see the scope of his gifts.

[cybete]

She can't tell if he's enthusiastic as she is, after her death and gaining so much energy that she lacked before she understood somewhat how he acts. She wasn't so talkative towards people but she contained more of a little 'umph' than he did. That's what separated them for his now and her past, so she takes this time to just stare at him through the screen before her. Waiting for what he may say since the silence made her wonder if he enjoyed it and luckily, he did. A clap of her hands since she was happy, he even thanked her and though he didn't say that much, he got up to go see what was his.

「Aaaaaaaah, I must have done good. This is a better response than what I was hoping for!」She doesn't know how many steps it'll take him to get there since he always moved a little slow but she presses her hands against her cheeks and a small sound emits from the phone to show she's happy herself. 「Big seventeen, you can do a lot of things now at this age! Hmmm, I can't remember I did at that age other than attend.. whatever I could!」Attend school and feel death within her classes, she had to talk about something as he walked.

Blinking and now pressing her hands against the screen, 「Have you decided what you're going to do today, I think there's things seventeen year olds can do, have some fun and stuff.」 She wonder if this is rude, to be in her forme within a phone than using the body granted to her. Of course she could have used it but she's sure that things such as personal space and touching wasn't on his high prized list since she was the same back in the day.

When she belives they've made it to the kitchen, the female peeks on the side of the screen to see the gifts where she stated they would be. 「There they are, there! You should make sure the jacket fits!」 Her hair bounces up and down as she jumps up and down happily, her data-like feet never touching the bottom or the "floor" of his device. 「Happy, happy Birthday!」

[bezariusozu]

[♔] a smartphone? // ene

[bezariusozu]

       ♔ —— “AAAHH!” What a surprise! To think that these ‘smartphones’ had people in them! Were they alright in there? Why were there people in those ‘smartphones’? Are they trapped inside? He had so many questions to ask! Luckily for Oz, even when he did get surprised, he had a tight grip on the device, saving him from having to watch as his new smartphone fell onto the ground without him ever knowing how to use it.

He looked at the screen again and read the girl’s name out loud, "ENE." He stared at the blue-haired girl, "So your name’s Ene, huh? Nice to meet you, I’m Oz Vessalius. I, um… don’t know how to use devices like this, so I’m in your care." He looked down at the manual in his hands, and then back at Ene and then smiled, "I couldn’t really make much progress from reading the manual, so I’ll follow your input instead, Ene-chan."

So there was also a way to delete these apps as well? But what would deleting Ene-chan mean? Wouldn’t that be the same as killing her? There was no way he’d do that! "I wouldn’t want to delete a person who’s eager enough to help me out, Ene-chan! But tell me, what’s a human doing inside a smartphone?"

[cybete]

So it's true, this one would need her help. She's honored to help since even her own Master didn't like taking much from her. 「Oz Vessalius? Two S' or two L's? I might as well start updating your phone with the necessary information.」She turns her back to him and pulls up which is a gear like device which happens to be the blond's settings. A smaller screen pops up for her as she starts typing in his name, giving a visual of what she's doing for the other. 「Don't worry, I'm going to help you as your APP, it's what I can do.」

She's so much better than the typical manual, having enough information to be passed onto the other as she turns her head. She smiles that he's willing to follow her instructions and she allows a chair to form right under her as she sits down. 「Good, good! Deleting me would be such a crime! I'll do as much as I can for you and there are some people who are ungrateful to my help. But I know you wouldn't do it to me! Which is why I'll trust you and do anything that you'd need, with this device!」

「Human? Just think of me as a.. Virus. Anyway, I'm made of pixels and such, like everything else in your phone. If I was human, I wouldn't be able to be right here and help you. But it's like watching a TV or taking a photo of someone with people inside but they move. Something like that?」

[cybete]

I’m tryna turn that tagged/me into a tagged/us

[radiantkeeper]

Marriage was a topic that barely crossed her mind. Once the topic of a date between her and Zack Fair, her serene composure dissolved and was disabled for a few seconds. She was flattered but she didn’t understand what to make of it and why. She never saw herself in such a light. Though, having a family consisting of her dearest friends was ideal. She already thought of them as a family and to be separated from them without any communication was troubling to her. Ever since their world blanked out, she had yet to come across either of them. She had to remain composed and search for them.

Being married wasn’t her prime focus when she entered the apartment. She was set on exploring more of the city she was placed in. When visiting other worlds, the first action of hers was to search and familiarize herself with the area. Her course of action was shattered when she heard a voice from an unsighted individual. She didn’t see a physical body so her first reflex was to summon her Keyblade. She followed the vibration and voice with careful steps, her guard on full alert. What she discovered wasn’t someone, she didn’t think, it was an illuminated small rectangle that appeared to be speaking to her.

“W-What?” The object was talking to her… How? She gave the item a closer look to find someone inside the device. She had never seen someone be in a form like this. Were they a summon? Then she remembered that she was married and sharing an apartment with said marriage partner. It would make sense why they were in the same apartment. She exhaled and made her Keyblade vanish.

“I’m just going to look around the city… Are you sure you want to go with me? I wouldn’t be too late anyways.”

[cybete]

The way the female is surprised by what she's seeing brings Ene to turn her head in a confused state. Is there a problem? Of course, she doesn't allow it to bother her much when placing her hands on the screen before her in order to catch sight of what seemed to be a weapon? Maybe? She could have been seeing things. She's suspicious at first but waves it off with her hand, she's quick to register what the other is wearing and the name given which is of a game she recalls herself playing in a past that she doesn't even speak of anymore. Though shooting games were more her thing, must be a cosplayer.

Shrugging her shoulders, there were people like that out in the world of course so she just believed that this person is just a big Kingdom Hearts fan. A big one too if they really went towards the effort of well, dressing up like a game character. 「Yeah, yeah, of course! Why wouldn't you let me come! I could show you around, I do have every location placed in this phone!」She points to the other to confirm her thoughts.

「We won't get lost at all! Just!」She jumps up and down in the device to show that she wants to be picked up! 「Besides, you're with me, what's the worst that can happen! My name is Ene, and from what I can guess, you're Aqua?」Obviously, if someone was that enamored with a character to look like them and take their name, hopefully Kenma Kozume isn't a game character as well and appears to look just like them. That would be weird. 

「I bet you're wondering, 'how did she know', well, I'm really good at figuring things out.」

With that out of the way,「So where are we going? To the store? Are we really going to just walk around the city? I don't mind watching.」

[bezariusozu]

[♔] a smartphone? // ene

He looked at the device in his hands, marveling the fact that he was holding what was known as a cellphone. Or well, the lady in the shop had called it a smartphone, apparently it was a better version of a cellphone. He really didn’t know how it was better, seeing as he had only three buttons to press, and none of them looked like letters at all.

       ♔ —— “Then again, she did say this had a better camera.” That was the reason why he had bought it in the first place. He had seen his second surrogate mother taking photos with her cellphone’s built in camera, and he wanted to do the same thing as well. When he asked about cellphones with built-in cameras, the lady pushed a box containing this device into his hands. She told him to read the manual so that he could understand how to use it, and that was what he was doing now…

Except, it was kind of hard after all…

       ♔ —— “Which button do I press again?” He muttered to himself as he read the little text in what was clearly the ‘manual’. “Ah, I think I found it!” He pressed the button that was at the top-right side of the device, and was delighted when the phone’s screen lit up.

       ♔ —— “Hmm, according to this manual,” he said to himself, “I can have ‘apps’ ‘downloaded’ onto the smartphone.” He didn’t know what those terms meant at all, but he was hoping to get the hang of it soon, he was excited to go and use the camera, and send letters to his friends.

[cybete]

Ene didn't mind being an app already placed within a phone, it's a action to see if she could become more popular among the franchise. There are certain phone's she'd allow herself to be in, not an iPhone since she feared iOS8 from what she's heard about it, the deleting of personal information, wiping the phone's memory. It felt like it would be disgusting a tedious if all her hard work is gone. Though, a black space isn't a place she lived in once alarmed that the phone's screen had finally loaded. She puts more of her attention into figuring out who's purchased this device (she's been downloaded a lot by many people and would have to split her attention between phones, but at times she'd be more attentive to one person at times).

1She hears a voice mutter to themselves, must be questioning what to do. She's heard it so many times when they asked what they're suppose to be doing with her after installation complete but since she's already installed into the phone beforehand, the female floats around the front of the phone she lightly taps on it to get his attention. 「That isssss correct!」She beams to him, probably startling the poor kid who's only minding his business. 「But manual, smanual, I'm the better one so get rid of that and allow me to be here for you and take care of all your data.」

It's a promise, she's did this for many people and if some didn't take care of her, she didn't care if it went missing. She smiles up at the blond kid who seems to be out of the loop with things but she could only think that where he's from, they just didn't have phones or he slept under a rock all his life. 「Luckily, you've won me! Within your device, you should be lucky!」Boasting with pride, floating down in a space of 010101's over the screen, she'd click on a button which pulled up a browser, moving to the HTTPs and typing in her name which took them to another page, GOOGLE and a list of her name and how good of an APPlication she was.

「ENE at your service, I'm very famous among technology and many people would love to have me with them. Though, lately I had to place a payment to get my installation but.. for you, you got me FREE! FRE-N-E almost! I'm going to make your use with this device enjoyable. I'm an APP as well but, if you wanted to delete me, I could show you how to do it, but you wouldn't let a pretty face like me go, right!?」

[apatheticshutin]

Ene had finally arrived, huh? Oh boy. Here comes trouble.

[cybete]

Knocks on the phone screen.

「Missed me? I've made sure to make you famous around here, Master.」

[unmeme]

TFLN meme part 6.

[ text ] she couldn’t believe how calm you were last night about telling me i was on fire [ text ] I just want somewhere where I can sit down without changing my clothes that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask? [ text ] You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling “OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND” [ text ] The fact that neither of us came up with the reason that ‘it’s morally and ethically wrong’ speaks volumes about this relationship. [ text ] think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let’s do the latter [ text ] I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can’t find it [ text ] We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter [ text ] if you can’t order strippers, just become one. you’d do well AND get money to order other strippers [ text ] She didn’t complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with. [ text ] small children cheering my name. i am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this [ text ] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs. [ text ] He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could “watch the water hit the other water” [ text ] Hey, it’s not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn’t handle it. [ text ] I spent most of the evening sexting them for you because you were too drunk. You’re welcome. [ text ] It just hit me that I walked in on you this morning wearing a furry suit. Explain. [ text ] not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn’t use stairs [ text ] I wonder if wearing only a tiara counts as being clothed. [ text ] Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a “shady motherfucker.” Can’t argue with that one. [ text ] Ah, but I don’t wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday. [ text ] I’m not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT. [ text ] he’s just giving off this “someone be a bitch to me” vibe. spooky [ text ] we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer. [ text ] Using a baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead.

[kousvkes-deactivated20150519]

Why he even has his phone on right now, he’s not sure. All things considered he should have it off and stuffed in his backpack —- but it’s a particularly slow afternoon and when he notices the name on the screen belongs to a certain Shintaro Kisaragi, he immediately perks up. The older boy doesn’t answer many — if any — of Seto’s texts. And to see him send one first? A once in a lifetime opportunity, clearly. He needs to respond right away!

The text is composed mainly of files, which is surprising, but he doesn’t think twice about accepting them. He blissfully skips over the word “pornfolio” as if it doesn’t exist. 

The files finally open. And he has no idea what the fuck he’s looking at.

The noise that he makes can’t possibly be considered dignified.

TO: shintaro FROM: seto

[txt] SHINTARO?? [txt] WHAT ARE THESE WHY ARE [txt] YOU SHOULDN’T BE SENDING THESE TO PEOPLE!!!!! [txt] YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL

This is too much stress.

[cybete]

With the reply back, she's able to register from Shintaro's device of who it's to be, certainly having Seto of all people stumble upon the leak is rather... well, she's remembered many times where there's a simple perverted joke and he would run off for days. She shakes her head as her hands raise, compromising a reply just to send off to Seto, she has a thought in her mind that his face is possibly beet red by now. He isn't someone who's able to look at things like this for so long, right?

She did contemplate with sending another image but she sent the folder by mass and he could flick through the rest if he really wants. There's no one to stop him but his utter embarrassment. She places an arm over her stomach, laughing slightly at the thought as she finishes constructing her reply.

She could go for the Shintaro approach which is just constant whining and complaining or she could do what she did best and try to continue on the chain. It's like a chain mail, someone would get seven years of bad luck if they didn't pass it on! Though, Ene didn't believe in those superstitions at all.

TO: OK! GREEN IS THE ENEMY! FROM: SHINTARO KISARAGI

[ txt. ] there's no reason to use caps [ txt. ] {{|└(>o< )┘|}} inside voice inside text small voice small letter [ txt. ] will i ever find someone who enjoys them [ txt. ] pass them on _:(´□`」 ∠):_

[cybete]

I’m tryna turn that tagged/me into a tagged/us

Ene is truly concerned, the assignments she's given that is sent to her lists the people that she'd be living with. Names are cute, of course, holding no surname herself and the one that happens to be her wife, is lacking one as well. She believes in speaking to her son sooner or later in request that they should all take in his last name, as cute as it would be. That would be the best aspect to unite them as a family or that was cutting it too close to home. Her thoughts would have been the same if someone asked her of the same so she needs to keep that in mind.

What catches her attention is when she notices someone out the corner of her screen, she settled herself inside of a cellular device when not using her body to travel around. Maybe she doesn't feel welcomed in a body that's her own from the fact of how much she's complained about her own in the past. Now, she floats around and takes a moment to vibrate the phone, at the connection with the table and the device, its enough to cause a sound for someone to wonder what's going on.

「HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!」She starts, calling out in effort to figure out who it is. It isn't rude at all for some stranger to just be walking around the apartment in a strange manner, not at all. Besides, it has to be someone else who will be living with her of course, so it was a 50/50 of who it is. 「If you're planning on going somewhere, take me with you!」

[settere]

Currently, he’s in the middle of a lunch break, sitting comfortably in a large cafeteria (with a bunch of people constantly looking over his shoulder, no less.) It’s a day like every other, at least until he receives a text message — from a boy he had come to know as ‘buttcrack-chan’ — which, needless to say, it’s very expected, considering he hasn’t heard from him in about a month.

Strange.

Truth be told, he should’ve known not to open the files just by glancing at the last message alone — but he’s curious, so he accepts the file transfer, anyway, opening all of them at once, and —

SCREAMS.

from: oikawa-san. ☆ to: buttcrack-chan. (；￣Д￣）

[ txt. ] WHAT [ txt. ] WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS!!!! [ txt. ] I DON’T CARE ABT THE WEIRD STUFF YOU’RE INTO [ txt. ] SICKO (　ﾟДﾟ)＜!! [ txt. ] IM IN WORK TOO… THANKS A LOT now ppl are staring at me weird (´Д｀) [ txt. ] im forwarding this to all of my contacts just so you know

[cybete]

She's happy! She knows when the message has been received and she floats in the electronic space, waiting for some sort of reply. It would have been better to follow the details when they left but since she didn't, she couldn't be sad about it now. Reading it's contents, she's laughs at the name that comes with it. Did her Master never remember the people in his contacts, what a shame, truly.

Considering the information, she's recalls it from as long as she's been in Kisumi's device as his ASSistant, it's something she's meant to remember. Why couldn't he understand how prized these possessions are?

TO: OI SOMETHING FROM: SHINTARO KISARAGI

[ txt. ] what's your damage? [ txt. ] i share my TREASURES with you, and they are my treasures [ txt. ] locked up and hidden behind various passwords [ txt. ] and you don't appreciate it? [ txt. ] this must be a spectacle to you [ txt. ] forward it, let the police cut off my balls, because i dont mind, because its the cops and they're always right!

[cybete]

caritae replied to your post: “It’s like Ene to be up to something, everything and what was a great...”:

i'm dead what even are those pictures

my masters porn :( help me im a sad cybernetic girl and he does this.. sad.. i live in his phone hos computer and this is the data i have to know... holds head im crying

[cybete]

It's like Ene to be up to something, everything and what was a great way to meet up with her master again! The female taps on the screen once and then twice, wondering what she could to make his day joyous. Being in his phone and having connections on his computers was a blessing, not a curse.「Master!」She places a sleeve before her face, laughing softly to herself. 「You're not very well known are you, Master? Can I help, let me help!」

It doesn't take long for Ene to create a message on the male's computer, going through his passwords and locks and attaching a folder. It was enough to get the gist of what it was, but the female shifts towards the send button. 「Alright! I have sent it to emails and cell phone numbers so EVERYONE can get to know you!」

TO: ALL CONTACTS FROM: SHINTARO KISARAGI

[ txt. ] file attachment: ( file1.png ) [ txt. ] file attachment: ( file2.png ) [ txt. ] file attachment: ( file3.png ) [ txt. ] EGADS.. THE PORNFOLIO!