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thinking about how funny the original concept of the sigma male was. ‘’Yeah, there’s another secret class of men even cooler than alphas. They’re cool because they don’t date girls and don’t have charisma or leadership qualities. That’s what I am”

steven-scribbleverse

This was just me being funny but you're all so correct and your brains are wrinkly

susiephone

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

hotvampireadjacent

polirambles

Friendly reminder

this is not

American Islam

the American Taliban

sharia law.

This is white nationalist, American, Christian law.

Now is not the time to project American issues on to racist stereotypes.

Call it what it is. White. American. Christian.

laineystein

When you come to the ER with a miscarriage, we are unable to tell if it was spontaneous or induced. We can’t tell, nor are you required to disclose it to us. You will get the same care. Don’t allow medical staff to bully you into providing information that has no impact on your treatment.

🚨🩺💊

jenny-jinya

Little summer special for you! It’s a bit different from my usual content but I need something funny inbetween to stay sane lol

So, who did the better job? :D

WEBTOON + INSTAGRAM

knowlesian

not to be an old cranky leftist but going forward i think those of us who live in the us need to remember a protest is not a group powerwalk to register polite disapproval with those in power

a protest is an implied threat. a protest says there are a lot of us, and we do not like what you’re doing. we are giving you a chance to course correct before we take things to the next level.

if there’s no shared commitment to the potential of moving to that next level: a protest is useless and essentially just public performance art.

yandere-angela

honestly don’t get people who say “this is all because you didn’t vote in 2016″ cause like. people did vote. trump did lose the popular vote. that’s a p significant thing that happened, like people did go out to vote. it’s just that as it turns out, in this country, voting does jack shit

not to mention, obama did say in 2009 that he would codify roe v wade, and he was president for 8 full years. biden said that he would codify roe v wade, and he’s the president right now. and of course, roe v wade never got codified in all this time. so maybe this isn’t the fault of people not voting, and the fault of politicians who fundamentally do not give a shit about us, and simply use our rights as bargaining chips to get into power

eggsaladstain

The Onion, June 24, 2022

awed-frog

what the hell

ladha

Oh. She needs to kill him. No other solution.

hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/kosuke_haruhito/status/1116070227580555264?s=21&t=1R-ncvNh1mu-yXyh1rwzkg

relelvance

A woman's place is on the battlefield

vympr

so you think women should die

duncebento

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

vympr

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

riggedbones-moving

my mouse is. dying

riggedbones-moving

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

liquidstar

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

aiden-morse

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

lesprisenpati-deactivated201805

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.