thinking about how funny the original concept of the sigma male was. ‘’Yeah, there’s another secret class of men even cooler than alphas. They’re cool because they don’t date girls and don’t have charisma or leadership qualities. That’s what I am”

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thinking about how funny the original concept of the sigma male was. ‘’Yeah, there’s another secret class of men even cooler than alphas. They’re cool because they don’t date girls and don’t have charisma or leadership qualities. That’s what I am”
This was just me being funny but you're all so correct and your brains are wrinkly
possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:
Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something
Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"
Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare
Friendly reminder
this is not
American Islam
the American Taliban
sharia law.
This is white nationalist, American, Christian law.
Now is not the time to project American issues on to racist stereotypes.
Call it what it is. White. American. Christian.
When you come to the ER with a miscarriage, we are unable to tell if it was spontaneous or induced. We can’t tell, nor are you required to disclose it to us. You will get the same care. Don’t allow medical staff to bully you into providing information that has no impact on your treatment.
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Little summer special for you! It’s a bit different from my usual content but I need something funny inbetween to stay sane lol
So, who did the better job? :D
WEBTOON + INSTAGRAM
not to be an old cranky leftist but going forward i think those of us who live in the us need to remember a protest is not a group powerwalk to register polite disapproval with those in power
a protest is an implied threat. a protest says there are a lot of us, and we do not like what you’re doing. we are giving you a chance to course correct before we take things to the next level.
if there’s no shared commitment to the potential of moving to that next level: a protest is useless and essentially just public performance art.
honestly don’t get people who say “this is all because you didn’t vote in 2016″ cause like. people did vote. trump did lose the popular vote. that’s a p significant thing that happened, like people did go out to vote. it’s just that as it turns out, in this country, voting does jack shit
not to mention, obama did say in 2009 that he would codify roe v wade, and he was president for 8 full years. biden said that he would codify roe v wade, and he’s the president right now. and of course, roe v wade never got codified in all this time. so maybe this isn’t the fault of people not voting, and the fault of politicians who fundamentally do not give a shit about us, and simply use our rights as bargaining chips to get into power
The Onion, June 24, 2022
what the hell
Oh. She needs to kill him. No other solution.
https://twitter.com/kosuke_haruhito/status/1116070227580555264?s=21&t=1R-ncvNh1mu-yXyh1rwzkg
A woman's place is on the battlefield
so you think women should die
funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?
you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women
my mouse is. dying
@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise
OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.
Aesthetic
Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo.
As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid.
But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.
Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!
In case you forgot, take a look at this!
If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint!
And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!
well that was much shorter than usual
she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short
The fuck is going on right now
This is such a finely aged post
This shit had me laughing for hours
my friend this right here is a joke about 9/11