a sentient vegetable

also very intolerant.

[hellgrub]

that's right

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[questionablepastries]

Who invented the biohazard symbol this shit goes hard af

I hope the inventor gets his shit turbo slonked every day

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

[raptorific]

I'm glad google understands me

[sapropel]

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

[im-leaving-goodbye-deactivated2]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i just tried to watch this video on my phone while in the bathroom as you do and forgot that my phone was still connected to my bluetooth speaker in the living room at full volume :-(

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[omtai]

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

[omtai]

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

[liketheinferno2]

Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[sacred-portal]

[bedpsyching]

Why

[thyrell]

good pussy does this

[lindleland]

i'm going to fuck this plant

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

I feel I would be exceptional at all these average events 🥇

[just-korey]

I’d watch this religiously

[sexchangedotcom]

they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music

[stantler]

You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that