Cynical Scorpio

Hey guys I am Lex, 28, F, lesbian. Obviously there is more to me than just that. I am a die hard fan of so many people the list seems to grow daily. My life revolves around movies, writing, reading and my demon dog 

[i-am-bechloe-trash]

[cynicalscorpio]

i-am-bechloe-trash:

#the way Chloe is so pleased with herself #and Beca is like “that’s my wife biotch” #wives

[roseydoux]

[cynicalscorpio]

roseydoux:

Charade (1963)

[leightum]

[cynicalscorpio]

marauders4evr:

Do you know who doesn’t get enough love from the Harry Potter fandom?

Madam Poppy BAMF Poppy

Escorted a teenage werewolf to a deadly tree each month.

Took care of that teenage werewolf after every full moon and you know that she probably fussed over him and mothered him and gave him a bunch of chocolate.

Literally didn’t question things.

This boy has a bite that’s turning green and he says is from a dog? Okay.

This girl is half-cat? Alright

Had to put up with Harry’s excessive injuries each year.

Took care of and cured a bunch of petrified students.

Didn’t put up with Malfoy’s crap.

LITERALLY YELLED AT DUMBLEDORE!

YELLED AT THE MINISTER OF MAGIC!

KICKED DUMBLEDORE AND THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT!!!

Was the one who took care of Cedric Diggory’s corpse.

Refused to resign under Umbridge’s regime because she was afraid of what would happen to the students.

Took care of everyone during the battle in HBP.

Fought in the Battle of Hogwarts and tended to the wounded/dead.

Probably had to deal with hundreds of students who misused the Engorgio Charm.

Madam Pomfrey deserves your love and respect.

[cynicalscorpio]

Aubrey: Beca, how long have you been sleeping with Chloe?

Beca: What?

Aubrey: How long have you been sleeping with Chloe?

Beca: That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get... why would I?

Beca: I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere.

Beca: It’s none of your… You have… The nerve, the audacity…

Beca: Chloe is my co-captain, technically. And she is... terrible, face wise.

Beca: And how… How do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her?

Beca: Maybe you are, maybe you’re trying to throw me off.

Beca: Check and mate.

[cynicalscorpio]

Not going to be around much

This is not because of any of you it’s because of a recent event that proves Satan clearly exists and enjoys getting off on my pain which makes me think it’s probably a female...Anyways...I won’t be around much if at all for my own mental well-being (assuming there is any left) BUT and I know I KNOW I always say this but seriously my goal for 2016 is to buckle down and get my stories done (I hear you laughing it’s fine) So please if you are reading anything from this page https://archiveofourown.org/users/CynicalScorpio hang in there I will get working on my stories though to be fair I have no idea where I’m going with Is this love (or am I dreaming) past the next chapter so if you have any ideas don’t hesitate to let me know I really do appreciate it and again leave your comments it only takes a minute or two and it really does mean a lot (assuming you are not a total dick of course) 

[hurricane--blog]

[cynicalscorpio]

katt-wade:

hurricane-:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

[thetvguyd-blog]

Good Girls Revolt, more series ordered by Amazon | EW.com

[cynicalscorpio]

thetvguyd:

Lots of news from the Amazon Video camp this week.

Follow on Facebook and Twitter.

[difficult]

[cynicalscorpio]

sapphicwerewolves:

“you’ve never dated anyone?! why not??”

well, lets go through the list! 

i’m, in general, unlikable and hard to relate to

im emotionally unavailable most of the time

i have a hard time differentiating between romantic and platonic feelings

i have no skills for maintaining interpersonal relationships

i care more about fictional characters than about anything else in my life

[league-of-desu]

I’m in desperate need of your help

[cynicalscorpio]

221-percent-phan-trash:

laavka:

league-of-desu:

Hey guys. I don’t like having to do this, but I have nowhere else to turn. My dog is in critical condition, and my family can’t afford to pay his vet bills. All of the money we have is going to his vet bills, which means for two weeks we won’t have money for anything else. We won’t have food, our power and everything will probably have to be shut off too. We desperately need help to save our dog and survive for two weeks ourselves. Any amount will help, so please if you can find it in your hearts, we would be so grateful. If you can’t afford to spare anything, please at least spread this around.

CLICK HERE TO HELP/READ MORE

Some quick info about what is going on:

My dog, Meeko the alaskan malamute, is in emergency care at the vet. He has a ruptured cyst/tumor that became infected. He is septic and needs surgery.

We live in a household of 5. My mom barely makes enough money to pay bills and put food on the table.

My youngest brother is too young to work, my other brother has a severely damaged arm from a bad crash and can’t work, I am too mentally/emotionally unfit to work.

We need to raise as much money as possibly close to my goal to pay for Meeko’s vet bills and also pay for electricity and food and other bills. We live in Michigan, and it’s snowy and freezing, so we need heat.

oh my god signal boost the crap out of this 

everyone reblog and spread this please

[gucciluxe-deactivated20171106]

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

[cynicalscorpio]

claybeanz:

you know what makes life easier? expecting nothing from anyone or anything

[brittany-snow]

PLEASE REBLOG: Anna will be attending the AMAs this Sunday to accept an award with Rebel (and Hailee?) and will also possibly be a presenter. I have the inside scoop, and I feel like the Bechloe fandom should know first (since it hasn't publicly been announced yet) because YOU ALL DESERVE IT! Also, this is me contributing to the fandom because I literally bring nothing else to the table :D - Sneak Anon (PS I also sent this to Redlance via my cell phone so not sure if it went through...)

[cynicalscorpio]

Finished the live Q&A with Anna C

As usual she was glorious and just perfect (even tho the host got a little creepy okay dude you saw Equus don’t make a deal out of it) Oh and that giggle god damn it woman you are going to KILL ME SOMEDAY 

[gameofthronesdaily]

[falseidols]

[cynicalscorpio]

thegeekyblonde:

zariyaallen:

ineutile:

BNV14 Finals - Los Angeles “Somewhere in America”

ayyyy me and my girls! 

omg we got gif’d!!!!!!