Cypherial's City Block of Cringe

dirty 30. he/him, professional Jinx simp and apologist. if you're here to win an argument, you've already lost lmao

[mypronounsarehehehaha]

[cypherial]

That's...actually a pretty succinct description.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 52

Derek Zoolander (Zoolander)

Sonar (Dispatch)

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[cypherial]

The character voiced by the critically acclaimed Hunger Games actor and singer Charles White had better win over this...thing...that Ben Stiller decided to play

[iwilleatyourenglish]

"sometimes you absolutely ARE required to do things in life for the good of other people, even if you hate it" loud incorrect buzzer noise

pure individualism is a disease that kills communities, isolates individuals, and leads to things like the anti-vax movement.

you are not so important that you aren't bound by social responsibility and decency.

others are not so insignificant that they don't deserve help and sacrifice.

[cypherial]

"I only care about things that affect me and I shouldn't be 'forced' to care about or do anything for others" is an ideology that fosters apathy, which directly impacts how we, as human beings, see other human beings. The thought that you are the main character in life and should never be expected to do anything that doesn't directly and immediately benefit you is a symptom of the sickness at the core of United States* culture, and it has directly led to the downfall of community and the family values that *a certain group of people* claim to hold dear.

*This is not strictly a US issue, but as I am an American I can only speak from that lens of experience.

[cypherial]

My wonderful son has decided to pout because I put him in a harness but he needs to be in the harness because he wants to go outside and he can't go outside without a harness because I don't want to lose him

[eldragon-x-moved]

[mimimimimimimiii]

[mimimimimimimiii]

[kushblazer666]

[cypherial]

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[dragongirlsweetie]

ok i am curious. how long is the longest song in your library (not counting tracks that are like several songs in one file like a full album mix or symphony recording or whatever) (also if it is longer than 20 minutes say the name in the tags i am curious)

how long

< 3:00

3:00–3:59

4:00–4:59

5:00–5:59

6:00–6:59

7:00–7:59

8:00–11:59

12:00–15:59

16:00–20:59

21:00–24:59

25:00–30:00

≥ 30:00

Voting ended onJun 1

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[bbnotumbl]

[cypherial]

Today is the fucking day, folks! It's all downhill from here!

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

[dinkywinks]

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

[luxflora]

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

family album

[delgrosso]

[sensationaltrainreading]

[cypherial]

[cypherial]

One of these things is not like the other...

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[narcoleptic-nova]

Excuse me for one moment-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[cypherial]

AAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

[hadalplumes]

I couldn't resist (x)

[cypherial]

This is so aggressively in-character that for a second I believed this was legitimate dialogue from the series