even eldritch monsters like pizza
Mae: “Hey guys, this is my awesome new friend, the eldritch God from the bottom of the mine given flesh, Black Goat!
Black Goat: “H̛̘̬̥̺̖͙̟͞͞Ǫ̴̠̼̺̺͍͚̞͓̕W̴҉̢̤̫͖̰ͅD͕̺̲̤͎̮̠Ý̢̩̳”
Bea: “Mae this is the worst possible idea ever, oh my God.”
Black Goat: “I̵̡̳̜͎̳̟͔̰T҉͔̻͎̬̣̱̜̬ ̡̥̭̰̝̝̮̹M̧̡̛͙͎̹E̸̫̗̪̻̼.”
Mae: “No worries, I introduced them to pizza. They’ve decided to wean themselves off souls.”
Gregg: “I’m cool with this.”
Angus: “Gregg, no.”
Black Goat: “M͇̟̬̻͚̤̪̩͘̕͠A̷̶͍͇̼̺͙Ę̷̲̕ ̢̝̱̲̟̯͎̥Í̶̧͍͈̦S̷͉̝͈͍͇̮͘ ̧͎̫̜̬̦̟A̷̱̺͇̯̩͉̰ ̵̸͕̘̖̥̩̘G̱̙̼̰̩̭O͕̪͙̭̫̝̫̲̲̕O̸̟̙̯͍̖͠D̶̴̰̜͉.”
Now i’m thinking how this conversation would go in my AU

























