former primmadonna

current bastard.oc written by wolf read rules before interacting.

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[pyrebound]

hello!! my name is wolf and genshin impact has taken over my brain - if you’d be interested in interacting with DILUC RAGNVINDR then please give this a like or reblog !! the blog itself is still a work in progress, however i’m very excited to be writing him so you’ll have to excuse that !! feel free to take a gander at my rules, before you follow, though!

[cyrichard]

i leave for less than a week and miku's been through two marriages

[cyrichard]

are bitcoin assassins real?

[lmaonade]

oh i am just a bastard 

[lmaonade]

*leans back in my chair and clasps my hands* i am just a bastard. 

[cyrichard]

larsrel​:

Well hold on now, what kinda takeout are we discussin 

the good chinese kind 

[cyrichard]

larsrel​:

You reap what you sew Heres yer government assigned dunce hat

if you give me the dunce hat im not sharing the take out

[cyrichard]

larsrel​:

Rest in shit

my own brother betraying me

[cyrichard]

@larsrel replied to your post “i’m currently being trapped by stella. she is on my chest. send help”

You can handle it.

im dying lars

[cyrichard]

i’m currently being trapped by stella.

she is on my chest.

send help

[cyrichard]

larsrel​:

In Dark Souls or in general?

Uh, my vote is for option one.

in dark souls but i think shes close to suplexing someone irl 

#No contest on that one. you just wanna flirt with the cute waiter

[cyrichard]

okluckier​:

what? no! that sound really gross… i think i would have preferred to have inadvertently said something dirty!

well as i have learned through careful experimentation, grapes explode when you put them in the microwave 

so i dont think it would have worked out 

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[cyrichard]

larsrel​:

Alright, that’s what I thought you said. What’d ya have in mind for breakfast?

yeah dude she kicks ass 

well theres the mom and pop place down the street with the really good pancakes and the extra crispy(tm) bacon or we can go to mcdonalds 

[cyrichard]

larsrel​:

Dial it back there, bucko. You wanna try runnin’ that by me again?

im playing dark souls with hatsune miku

[larsrel]

@cyrichard

What are you doing up, anyhow.

[cyrichard]

playing dark souls with hatsune miku.

why are you still awake? 

oh wait, do you have tomorrow off? we should get breakfast

[cyrichard]

hatsunememeku​:

oh, bloodborne. yeah, i’m a bloodborne boss. and a dark souls boss. source? calne ca.

i regret looking at that up but not in the way one may think because it did, in fact, invoke the same feeling that i get from looking at a dark souls boss.