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Uh, no. But nice try. Plus, the dishonoring part is more Chinese. You know, like Mulan.
It was worth a shot. Welcome back to technology, by the way.
My apologies. I don't yet have as firm of a grasp on the differences between asian cultures as I would like to.
I’m finally back home, and I feel like my parents are ready to disown me for all the Konglish I was spewing to my relatives.
Did it sound a little like this? Hana, dul, set, dishonor on family!
Do you understand how fucking traumatic that experience was? It was like, someone taking away oxygen. I think I’m fine now though.
Please, tell me where you were so I may never visit that hellhole again.
Spike ➜ [Open]
Spike: Sooooo....what did we get for Christmas?
Spike: did we get coal?
Spike: i'm sorry if you really did get coal I SWEAR I never told Santa anything.
Cyrus: I would have rather gotten coal.
Cyrus: Grandparents told me to give them one more chance. Fuck them.
but, really, I wasn’t kidding when I said I wanted the WiFi password.
Oh my god, you poor thing. I know the feeling... It'll be okay, there's wifi here. Everything is going to be fine...
Ladies and gentlemen, you’re looking at a champion. It’s definitely possible that I’ve consumed twice my body weight in Christmas Cookies throughout the past twenty-four hours. It may be Boxing Day, but you can still call me Christmas A-F.
... I could debate the physics of that, but i'll leave you in your own happy world.
Well there goes my coffee…and my nice white sweater.
This is why I always wear dark clothes, nothing gets noticed until it's been stained for a while. How bad is the damage?
"T minus 3 days until christmas. I can’t wait to give everyone their presents. Am I the only one freaking out? I think i’m the only one. GET PUMPED MAN"
... But why? It's just another day, albeit one with a substantial payoff at the beginning of it. Nothing extraordinary about it except the amount of newbies to crush on Steam.
It really has been some time, hasn’t it? But sure. I’ve been dying to see Battle of the Five Armies since it’s release date.
I'll swing by sometime around 8, I've got some electrical work around the house I need to finish up. I'll be looking forward to it all day though!
I guess you bring up a good point there. I suppose you’re right. They do try, after all. That’s an improvement.
Speaking of family, how would you like to get away from them and see the new Hobbit movie? It's been a while since we've really done anything, so it'll be my treat. If steam hasn't bankrupted me yet.
rose-whitmore:
That sounds like quite a good time.
But they’ll never be my real parents; so it’s hard for me to see them as such.
It's more tempting than being a virgin in a whore house, that's for sure.
Well, they're doing the best they can with what they have to offer from what I can see. If they don't fit the exact verbiage of parents, maybe they can be close enough to not really care about the difference.
It’s about a girl in high school who finds out she’s a princess. Probably not really your type of movie.
Yeah, doesn't really sound like anything I would be interested in. I know a few people who wish that movie would be their life story, or at least they act like it. Little snots...
Well.. it is related? In the context of my mind, at least, so, um. Yeah. Ghoti.
I remember being way too obsessed with phonetics in grade school. Made spelling lessons a nightmare.
I mean…I suppose it could be considered an…honest mistake…have you ever seen The Princess Diaries?
No, no I have not... Never heard of it either. What's it about?
Nope, I’m still here. Ghoti and ghough-pteigh-bteau are related.
Well, yes, but someone totally lost in chemistry could just blurt out "H2SO4" and say it was related. There's no shame in admitting you were clueless.
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Oh... shit.
