cyrus

mostly kisaita & miraxus & butchlander; they/them, pansexual ; not gonna die until johnny takes vought tower down.

[cyrusthedragon]

Yo! Name's Cyrus, 20yo agender, looking for roleplay partner! They must be 18+ yo.

Fandom: The Boys (amason series)

Pairing: butchlander (Billy Butcher x Homelander)

YET, we can twist however u like: fem!Billy x fem!Johnny, straight butchlander (choose your fighter), or leave it canonically mlm. I just want that thrill, the spiciness, the Horny, yk. Not complete smut ofc, some angst, some drama, some pure love - stuff like that. But still keeping it Hot and Dangerous.

Oh i love my old man yaoi.

Characters: the Boys and the Seven for garnish. If you're writing for Johnny - you're also writing for Stormfront, Queen Maeve, Black Noir and co. Same if you're writing for Butcher: Frenchie, MM, Hughie and Annie are on you.

Triggers: incest. Just no. Not in any form. Not even fictitious.

Genres: romantic, drama, prolly angst, humor, gore, happy ending. If u feel fancy - omegaverse too!

Where: EVERYWHERE. I can come visit you and we can read our posts out loud. Discord, tmblr, reblogs, telegram (if you have one) - wherever you like.

Long-ish posts, preferably - regular, at least one in a day.

I personally can be your boytoy i can be your bride play for both Johny AND Billy, so it's up to you who u like writing more.

And, oh, I'm not a native speaker, so i probably will have mistakes, pls forgive me, but I'll try 🐉

[ilexvici]

sportacus vs homelander

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[hornytransgirljenni]

[niktheniknik]

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

[optimus-rhyme]

[shieldofiron]

Derek who misses a full house of people and Stiles who fills that silence for him.

[filledmouth]

Loss as a family heirloom

[kosmochlor]

Homelander: Good morning, Ashley. How was your evening?

Ashley: M-mister Homelander. Good morning! It was--was good... sir!

Homelander: Good. Good.

Homelander: Aren't you going to ask me how my night was?

Ashley: Ur, how was your night, sir?

Homelander: I slept like a baby.

Ashley: Oh, that's--

Homelander: I woke up every two hours to breastfeed.

[cyrusthedragon]

I love this so much im gonna cry rn

[kosmochlor]

Homelander: Good morning, Ashley. How was your evening?

Ashley: M-mister Homelander. Good morning! It was--was good... sir!

Homelander: Good. Good.

Homelander: Aren't you going to ask me how my night was?

Ashley: Ur, how was your night, sir?

Homelander: I slept like a baby.

Ashley: Oh, that's--

Homelander: I woke up every two hours to breastfeed.

[xmonday-mintx]

Hinata

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[canidaefello]

I think homelander and butcher should let mirrorlander and kessler run around with each other and play a bit, like a doggy playdate

[hecateisalesbian]

happy pride everybody

[cyrusthedragon]

Kind of a strange thought but I don’t think Homelander actually wants milk

He just drinks it because it’s compulsive to him

He can’t stop himself

I remember when i was thinking about it last year my idea was that he's drinking milk because it's comforting. Like a cigarette. EXACTLY like a cigarette or drugs, yep.

I need to watch last two episodes, tho, because i didn't watch them, but still, eh. Im coming back to the fandom, finally

[cyrusthedragon]

HEY THE BOYS GAY FANDOM. I WASN'T HERE SINCE LAST YEAR.

WHAT DID I MISS?

no but fr what did i miss help me catch up pls love uuu

[kissed1996]

The whole "boy cat" thing is so annoyingggggg your cats gender has nothing to do with how they feel about you i literally cannot imagine being so brain rotted by patriarchy that you somehow think your neutered male cat has special male love for you that female cats don't have the capacity for. Is there something wrong with you

[cyrusthedragon]

Can you please look me in the eye and tell me this is not fetish content, because ima throw up now.

[cyrusthedragon]

For all people calling me fatphobic - right back at ya, cuz as a FAT PERSON I can easily tell that you haven't even once in your life seen a fat woman. Like. Literally never.

BITCH, SHE'S SKINNY.

She's AT MOST a little chubby, she has no belly fat, thin hands, narrow waist, thin face, no cheeks. She is skinny, for the love of god. (And if she really was fat, what you dumb fucks think, hoyo would really allow a fat character be PLAYABLE? I beg your finest pardon. They would give her the tall skinny female model type, don't be delusional)

And secondly: I don't have problems with her figure. I have problems with everything else. It says more about you that you saw her facial expression, her posture, her stance, how "messy" and cute she is, and then thought the only problem there is that she's 'fat'. Look at her. She has a short skirt, an open belly, the famous stockings that are fetishized everywhere. Not only does her outfit make no sense, it's designed to emphasize how "chubby" she is, and if you somehow don't know who Hoyo's target audience is and what they're going to do with her, you're fucking stupid. She's not only horrifyingly sexualised (as every second female character in genshin), but also infantiles by Hoyo illustrating her (who's supposed to be a grown ass woman) messy and 'shy'. Her and Nahida's expressions are almost exactly the same.

But Nahida, being a child by the standards of the Archons, still doesn't make THAT kind of a face. (And even Nahida shows here wonder and interest, and not embarrassment and/or shyness)

"She just likes to eat, you fatphobic ho!"

You know who else likes to eat and IT'S A HUGE CHUNK OF HER PERSONALITY?

Xiangling.

You know who else is shy?

Ganyu.

And once again, even IF, EVEN IF she was fat, you mean we literally have a character that's obsessed with food, and another character who is canonically shy as fuck, but only SHE looks like that?

This is the same company that created both Yun Jin AND Arlecchino. They know what they're doing and for whom.

If you really honest to god think that she's fat or it's a good design - just block me, dude, I don't wanna interact with ANYBODY who likes this typo shit.

Sorry to be mean, but i really can't stand it when ppl turn a blind eye to such blatant disrespect for female characters.

This is fetishized.

She's straight from hentai, and you dumbasses know that.

Fuck you if you like it.

[cyrusthedragon]

"i love fat women!"

Sure you do.

[cyrusthedragon]

sorry people are being really stupid and claiming you're being fatphobic about a skinny character that has thick thighs. aside from the fact that she's literally not fat, she also has The Worst genshin character design

Thanks for support, i was just so so mad when I saw her, like CMON, this is literally humiliating. Genshin HAS good designs, but this isn't it. Just no. NO.