Throwback hockey tweet today because the ASG break is boring and I don’t care about the Lindholm trade!
Lets go back to August 2023, to that magical night on twitter when we all saw Brad Marchand and Patrice Bergeron kiss on the mouth.

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@cytosine
Throwback hockey tweet today because the ASG break is boring and I don’t care about the Lindholm trade!
Lets go back to August 2023, to that magical night on twitter when we all saw Brad Marchand and Patrice Bergeron kiss on the mouth.
guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE
anyone can join the skeleton war but first you must shed the mortal flesh of marketability
We’re always cringe, folks. Welcome to cringe central. We like it that way.
Still here I swear.
Hi I’m dealing with sick kid, Twitter’s death spiral (a+ reaction from staff here though i laughed a lot), and various everyday nonsense, but I will probably start doing goalie knives here as well, so I thought I’d explain that. First, the criteria, and this can be one or more:
has made 35+ shots
has faced 40+ shots altogether
the shot count has a 2:1 or higher ratio (yes this happens)
shootouts (both goalies get a knife for that one, regardless of other criteria)
poster’s discretion/requests (usually during the game or sometimes the goalie just needs a fuckin knife ok)
On top of the criteria, we have a short list (yes there’s a we) of goalies who don’t get knives:
Either Blues goalie; Greiss has been banned from Team Germany for using Nazi imagery (multiple times) and let’s just leave Binnington at “he’s an asshole don’t get me going” for now
Varlamov had assault charges against him in 2013, and we are just not going there.
DeSmith was actually arrested, charged, and had a plea bargain for domestic violence, resulting in him being kicked off his college team.
We like the Chicago goalies but we post them without the logo showing because the logo is racist. Not that you can see much of it in any case, but in case you were wondering about the change in aspect ratio.
Here’s Alexandar Georgiev as an example. These are made by my friend @cytosine largely because I am reasonably inept at photo edits (my proudest achievement was Saren from Mass Effect in a top hat, which I’ll post later).
In any event you’ll probably be seeing more of me around (also anyone following from twitter may be surprised there’s criteria for the knives but YES I ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS xD). I refuse to let my Twitter legacy (yes really i get tagged a lot it’s amazing) die because of billionaire tantrumming.
mornin’ goalie knife maker extraordinaire here who deleted twitter to make space for genshin lmao
Tindi’s my main source of contact which means that if yalls try to reach me you will not reach me by the tungle thx love y’all
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Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.
Anyway.
For those of you aren't aware and aren't involved in NDN circles, the Supreme Court just declared that tribal territories and reservations are part of states and are under state jurisdiction, including in regards to charging someone and putting them on trial in state courts for crimes related to the tribe (as opposed to this being left up to tribal courts), undoing decades of precedent for the separation of tribal and state governments.
In a few months, the Supreme Court is also going to be giving a verdict on whether or not the Indian Child Welfare Act, the only thing keeping indigenous children with their families and communities instead of being "adopted" (trafficked) to white Christian families at every chance, is unconstitutional. This act is also dependent on the belief that tribes are sovereign nations and that giving our children to people outside of our tribes is akin to the US government taking Canadian children in the Canadian foster system and trying to adopt them out to American families.
If the ICWA falls, we're going to see a modern Sixties Scoop, with Native children being stolen from their tribes and families and cultures and assimilated into white Christian society. This is not only traumatizing for the children and their families, it's also a form of cultural genocide that has been used against us before and has devastating effects.
There are family members I never knew because they disappeared into the foster system as children.
This is the beginning of what's going to be wave after wave of attacks on indigenous sovereignty and tribal governance. The Supreme Court, even with a Democratic majority, has historically decided against upholding indigenous sovereignty and tribal protection. We're seeing genocide and forced assimilation become federal policy again.
y’know for me it straight up doesn’t even occur to me to unfollow someone when they stop posting whatever it is i followed them for. unless the thing they’re posting about now is somehow actually actively upsetting to me i just accept it as a part of my life now. i’ll just scroll past it like i’m driving a car and dodging an obstacle on the road. and that part of the road is my daily commute and the thing stays on the road forever and i swerve around it every day for months instead of ever taking the initiative to get it removed. it just adds flavor i guess
Every person need to be taught disability history
Not the “oh Einstein was probably autistic” or the sanitized Helen Keller story. but this history disabled people have made and has been made for us.
Teach them about Carrie Buck, who was sterilized against her will, sued in 1927, and lost because “Three generations of imbeciles [were] enough.”
Teach them about Judith Heumann and her associates, who in 1977, held the longest sit in a government building for the enactment of 504 protection passed three years earlier.
Teach them about all the Baby Does, newborns in 1980s who were born disabled and who doctors left to die without treatment, who’s deaths lead to the passing of The Baby Doe amendment to the child abuse law in 1984.
Teach them about the deaf students at Gallaudet University, a liberal arts school for the deaf, who in 1988, protested the appointment of yet another hearing president and successfully elected I. King Jordan as their first deaf president.
Teach them about Jim Sinclair, who at the 1993 international Autism Conference stood and said “don’t mourn for us. We are alive. We are real. And we’re here waiting for you.”
Teach about the disability activists who laid down in front of buses for accessible transit in 1978, crawled up the steps of congress in 1990 for the ADA, and fight against police brutality, poverty, restricted access to medical care, and abuse today.
Teach about us.
Softly, but with feeling: « fuck »
UPDATE
Saw this and I've never been the same since
Salieri : Life is nothing but pain and agony
Mozart : D*CKS !! :D
there’s only two types of salieri/mozart, and it’s either:
salieri: [yelling and shouting between long streams of angry incomprehensible growling noises] wolfgang!!!! amaDEUS!!!!!!!! MOZART!!!!!!!!!!!! you dare appear before me so brazenly, with such shamelessness?! no matter how commendable your courage to show your face before me unafraid, it is foolish, ignorant courage, as you are clearly unaware of the truth of who it is that stands before you; i am death itself, come for you, your own personal reaper; mine own existence and presence in this world, my purpose, etched into my very being, is nothing else but your complete, thorough destruction! you, the one loved by God; with my own bare hands, i shall take all that you have and smash it to pieces in front of your eyes until there is nothing left; all that you have and your life are in my hands! your reaper, your death, can be no one but i! o, Lord, watch and witness as I put upon the greatest performance of all, the complete destruction of your beloved creation, and know that both You and him are helpless to prevent this inevitable end for which i have been placed upon the world beyond death! weep, god’s beloved, you silly, immature boy, weep for your destruction and know it is your own foolishness that has led to this gruesome tragedy!
mozart: [sipping tea and not looking up from his book (which is titled Poop Jokes: A Thorough History Of Scatological Humor For The Inquiring Mind), yet still with that constant insufferable and obnoxiously smug smile on his face (but even more smug and obnoxious than usual, somehow)] ah, you’re always so kinky. yeah, yeah, i know. i love you too, antonio.
or
salieri: o amadeus; the one loved by god; you, who are so extraordinary, so gifted, so beyond and above all man, who has left a mark on this world; i implore you to help me understand– what is this sensation that plagues my soul at the sight of you? why does my heart yearn for your presence so? i, who was destined to be your death, warped by the desires of the masses to be your killer; i, whose soul was polluted by the wills of the people who wished to satisfy their own whims; i, who have no identity but the man in gray that the people wished for; why is my hatred, that fuels me, that motivates me and serves as all that drives me as an avenger, no longer all that i know? could it be that this feeling, this mystifying emotion that strikes such fear in my heart, a remnant of what salieri has felt for you, as a friend, in your life? even tho i am but a shadow, an anti hero born out of myth, even tho i have no self and that man called salieiri is not i, could it be that it is something with enough power that exposure to you, meeting you in person, has resurfaced in me the man who was once antonio salieri? though i cannot understand, it has a sheer power that is unlike all that i experienced, and i must confess my indulgence– i cannot help but desire more of your company so that i can experience more of this feeling, that is so mystifying yet strangely pleasant in ways i cannot describe
mozart: cool, so anyway, check out my new composition, it’s a concerto that infuses every meal within a ten mile radius with laxatives and i’m testing it out on the cafeteria right now. they’re just about to sit down for dinner. you wanna go with me and see if it works? come on, don’t miss out on it, it’s going to be hilarious, they’ll be talking about this one in chaldea for days
That was Mozart. That! That giggling dirty-minded creature I had just seen, crawling on the floor!
haha hi i didn’t see ANY 1984 amadeus movie redraws. so here i am
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If you are a white kid with a positive relationship (as in they are not abusing you and generally like you as a kid and want you to like them) with a casually racist family member have you considered guilt tripping them? It's been a highly effective tactic with my grampa. When he used to pop off with shit I wouldn't give him a dissertation like my mom and uncle did bcus he'd just dig in his heels and argue. Instead, I found a well placed "wow :( no it's fine I just like idk. I didn't know you were like that :(((( " worked WONDERS. If you want to deradicalize people, don't focus on writing essays for random trolls online. Just make your racist family feel bad for being racist. You might even be able to sneak some idk facts and logic into them after you've been doing that consistently while hanging out.