Dr. Worm

she/her --- I am a real worm I am an actual worm ---

[40ouncesandamule]

Orcas filmed ramming one of the world's heaviest fish so hard it explodes, possibly for fun

Orcas are known to be smart and ruthless hunters. They've been observed hunting a variety of prey, with some species, such as whales, larger

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass

[40ouncesandamule]

[marxistlesbianist]

Yup

[staranos]

That's absolutely insane.

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[finalfantasyvii]

when everyone's reblogging a post but I know op's a fucking weirdo

[oifaaa]

Imagine being the avatar that single handedly saved the world several times and brought back the whole air bender population from the brink of extinction and some cunt still has the nerve to say "the previous avatar let us down" Korra should have ended the world sooner

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[anywhoozles]

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[loafbud]

the reaction of the century

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[viralfrog]

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

LOTR abridged

[wolfgangamadeusmozartwife]