Dr. Worm

she/her --- I am a real worm I am an actual worm ---

[sinkdraws]

when i walk into a lesbian competition but see namivivi there so i turn around bc my ass aint winning

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[mvashnic]

Just swishing off with his favorite clone, nbd.

[rocketbirdie]

alright mister strife

[rocketbirdie]

i say we give him his cigarettes back. he can be trusted👍

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[targetedknowledge]

[bingus48]

[probablysomethingtm]

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and

[probablysomethingtm]

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

[probablysomethingtm]

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

[probablysomethingtm]

[softwaring]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

drink more tea. no, like, a LOT of tea. drink it for the caffeine. If anyone in your life gets on your case about how much caffeine you’re intaking, start talking about antioxidants. they will have no response to that because nobody knows fucking anything about antioxidants. including you.

[iamthetruestrepairman]

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

[iamthetruestrepairman]

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[wigglesdtuff]

gay vision activated

[minotaurfemme]

y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

[minotaurfemme]

this is a leg off of Argentinosaurus and its already the size of a two story house like LOOK at the size of these fuckers

the fact that any land animal ever got to be as large as this is insane. this shit is only beat by fucking whales, creatures that dont have to support their weight on legs

[badassdemonsword]

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

[ruinedchildhood]