fruity

hi i'm ozone!! or blue. 26, she/they. adhd-pi. i dont usually respond to dms! if you need to contact me please say my name three times in the mirror! thank you!

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[jauntybones]

How it feels to kiss my wife

[cloevr]

i know thata right 👆

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[7dmom]

My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[kit-screams-into-the-void]

gay astrophage

[0vergrowngraveyard]

its not even funny how much “my (thing) #my(thing)” had infiltrated my vocabulary

[goth-queen]

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[dogpuppy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[log4]

straight people have been allowed to be too comfortable. We need to replace #LoveWins with #GaySex. See who the REAL allies are

[log4]

Based on the notes on this post, I control the entire socio-cultural narrative surrounding LGBT people. I'm honored to have been given this responsibility, but I stand by my previous post and I will not be reconsidering my decision to change "love wins" to "gay sex" everywhere. I understand that this is controversial, but ultimately I think this move is for the best. This has been my decision.

[lutraviolet]

more guys

[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it