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We met up with Tigers Jaw in the green room at Velvet Underground while on their headlining tour with Saint Seneca and Smidley. The band performed an acousti...

We played “Bullet” acoustic for Exclaim!, watch it here!!

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mostlydeadcowboy

this was a wild ride from start to finish

swordlesbianopinions

whats hotter than a woman w a sword? a woman Forging a sword

swordlesbianopinions

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ethiopienne

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

alwaysbewoke

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

My life is a cosmic fucking joke

keebeeart-deactivated20220103

Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.

Maya Angelou (via mischabarton2004)

heyhanaan

dont date ppl who cant admit when theyre wrong

also dont be friends w ppl like that either

just stay away

tinypi

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

drawdroid-deactivated20251231

this is 100% me

snommelp

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

themightytej

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.