[haus-of-aja-deactivated20180225]

Possibly the most subtle but BEST clap back in drag race herstory ???

[fartacademy]

At the beginning of All Stars you’re rooting for Alaska then switch to Katya.

[iraffiruse]

The story of Patrick

[jjsinterlude]

MY HEART!!! 😩😭

[miss-south-deactivated20151020]

This is amazing

[kettlebellsandshotgunshells]

sunalwaysshining It gets better at the bottom I promise.

[sunalwaysshining-deactivated201]

so important :’)

[awesomevines]

[owlmylove]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

[iwillnotactuallykillanyonet-blog]

I just hurt myself from laughing at this. 

[whinyvirgobaby]

my anxiety and my common sense staring at each other’s like

[faguettella-deactivated20180221]

me: im so happy with my life right now

stress: 

[bricesander]

[penis-hilton]

she single-handedly stopped global warming in 2005 and we should thank her

[huffpost]

Boy, bye.

[dopenmind]

Zoe needs extra credit for this.

[clarknokent]

No games!

[shellydgates-blog]

Reread 500 times

[blackdariaa]

I’m crine

[uhrair-blog]

my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:

- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.” - woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door - rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken like 20 years off my life.

[mydeddyalabama]

Nicki Minaj @ a meet and greet: Hi! What’s your name?

Me:

[scottydame]

Louboutin’s new Solasofia Flats in the “Nudes for all” campaign.

[lordemusic]

so bomb

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[americanhorrorstory138]

♥♥

[fymodernfamily]

[sobforsirius]

[mysticcoyote]

Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing Pokémon Go

[aresmarked]

[Morgan Freeman]“The moment he discovered his first Growlithe, Morgan Freeman realised he would never care about the real world ever again.”

[gnatsattack]

I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.