i never promised you an open heart

just another loser on the internet

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“Speaking truthfully, I’m a little surprised you decided to shield Astarion.”

“We should judge him by his actions, not his teeth. Unless his teeth are the cause of the action, of course…”

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love at first sight, clearly

i’ve never been happier to fail a perception check

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how tf is anyone supposed to focus with these two anywhere in the general proximity

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“he don’t bite”

the whole ass patrol that astarion just killed by himself by sneak attacking and one shotting the entire crew: bitch yes the fuck he do-

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when ur bf is tomb raiding just to read their books instead of take their money

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look the obsession runs deep and while I’m in the process of writing a fic for it, it’s not curbing my cravings (no pun intended haha) so while this is probably a very, very niche audience, we ball. if anyone is down to rp gale x astarion (bloodweave i think is what we’re going with??), then pls dm me. I don’t use tumblr often, much less for rps and my preferred platform is discord but ay I’m flexible. don’t let my illiterate post fool you, I’m mostly a 3rd person pov lit para writer, and I’d be more than happy to share some of my works to see if our styles click! preference for playing Gale and open to nsfw content but like I said, I’m flexible in this regard! rant over, thanks for reading my word vomit <3