Currently in my Lo-Fi emo phase rn

David. 28. Bay Area. Anime and rehashed memes.

[canadiandestroyers-deactivated2]

[avvocarlo]

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

[imadeletingmysocials]

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

[televisionenjoyer]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[erisluna35]

I felt bad for Beth. Had to include her.

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[beardedmrbean]

This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

[genderhugger]

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[tidesandtwilight]

Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[fly-chicken]

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

[fly-chicken]

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[fuck-customers]

[sataniccapitalist]

Same bullshit, different year

[divorceddadrock]

[divorceddadrock]

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

[saintofnotbroken]

[ayamccabre]

I am once again reminding people that it wasn't unusual to have this sort of politics on the radio in the 2010s. It's not ahead of its time, your culture just got fascist since then.

[weeniebagel]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object