Glitter and Bruises

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[specialagentartemis]

I am also very much sick of applying for jobs and making decisions about things. Where’s the cool scary lady who’ll show up and tell me she read my dissertation and it’s great and she needs me to save the world. At this point I would even seriously consider dying in space

[pmamtraveller]

Jewels of the deep by artist Edward Julius Detmold

[jadafitch]

HAPPY NATIONAL MOTH WEEK! Celebrate with moth ART and STICKERS! Moths of North America poster Saturniid Moths of North America poster

[spacey3d]

Common Yellowthroat (Geothlypis trichas) [immature male]

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[teaboot]

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

[its-your-mind]

finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]

[elloits-iwgtb]

1930s Anchor Hocking Miss America depression glass bowl in Uranium green!! Bought for $20 at an antique store.

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[redhairandpronouns]

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

[vinterfeminism]

You would not believe the things I have heard as a transfem butch.

[dumbdogdiscourse]

I once said something along the lines of "why does everyone assume that every gnc cis man is an egg" and was harassed for it and sarcastically told that obviously the treatment of cis men should be our biggest concern and that I didn't know anything about egg culture (I do). You do realize that gnc people are queer too, right? You realize I can concern myself with "smaller" problems, because I love gnc people and am concerned about their well-being? You realize that telling people they must be trans because of their presentation is just as bad as telling someone must be cis for the same reasons?

I'm never going to shut up about how shitty the queer community treats gender non-conforming people, especially gender non-conforming men.

[redhairandpronouns]

also the treatment of gnc cis men tells me a lot about how you'd treat gnc trans men. like, you think that if a man likes feminine clothing he's secretly a woman? do you know how many people have told me i'm not "actually trans" because i like feminine clothing? stop reinforcing gender norms i am Begging

[mintaii]

oh miss ivy 🥀

[todays-xkcd]

NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).

Latitude and Longitude [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[An image of the Earth showing most of Europe, Asia, Africa, and the Indian Ocean, with horizontal latitude lines and vertical longitude lines looking like a balloon tied tightly with string - like the lines are squeezed down into the surface.]

[Caption below the panel:] Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth's latitude and longitude lines in the wash.

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[raccoonmilf]

would you like to see my bunny rabbit

Yes

[publiccmenace]

his name is Cadbury :)

[raccoonmilf]

NICE

[yesornopolls]

have you ever heard of ball lightning ?

Have you ever heard of ball lightning ?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

Ball lightning - Wikipedia

[scorpionlafemme]

[myjusticecake]

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

[postal420]

i think the TLC network may have been one of the most evil stations in history, their only shows were like; watch fat and disabled people suffer compounding health issues, vouyeristically observe the habits and lives of the autistic and mentally ill, watch women in poverty be shipped overseas to marry neglectful and abusive american men in order to not die from poverty, and the reactionary evangelical cult family show