Treemen's Dance Time

From odd '93. Rusty, really fucking rusty.

[captain-price-returns]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

"the people who are against me are antifa" is a strange roundabout way of admitting you're a fascist, but thank you for finally admitting it anyway.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[mollyjames]

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

[seidmadr-secrets]

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

At first I thought this was about the movie Akira, but I’m still down.

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[choco-bite]

backshots in front of a mirror, asking "who's that pretty girl" while I make you watch 🫠

[lilyblisslys]

freaking out and growling at her because I can’t pass the mirror test 😡

[puppygirllaika]

getting even more horny because i can't pass the mirror test and i think it's really hot that some rando is fucking this girls twin sister while they look into each others eyes.

[nacht---hexe]

Secret Technique of the Mensa Temple: Bullet-Deflecting Palm

[lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady]

[puppygirllaika]

Walter White was the only character smart enough to realize that if you put your finger in the barrel the bullet can't get out because the finger stops it.

[five-crows-sharing-a-laptop]

Long day. Time to get high in a D.A.R.E. tank top with no bottoms and tell other women to bark for me.

To recover.

[five-crows-sharing-a-laptop]

Too many of you are reblogging the version of this post without a photo of me looking hot on it.

Reminder:

I will make you bark.

[gaytanic-panic]

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[captain-price-returns]

They're going to keep doing this until they accidentally 9/11 a NASCAR event with an AC-130, then spend 100 million dollars getting an army of groypers to post that the pilot was probably trans

[captain-price-returns]

[romanceyourdemons]

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

[delirious-slams]

THE PROMISE:

THE PAYOFF:

EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU QUEEN

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[kristina100000]

daily affirmation

[lilyblisslys]

sick and tired of seeing men with low effort, barely on theme outfits at goth nights. it's literally so easy to put in the bare minimum

get a black t-shirt. ideally not a nerdshirt, but band shirts can work

get a pair of black jeans (or shorts, if it's hot out)

paint your nails black

wow, that feels kinda nice actually

put on a little eyeliner

realize how empty you've felt your whole life

maybe try some black eyeshadow

think about using a new, more androgynous name, like Raven or Morgan

start estrogen

it's literally that simple guys, c'mon