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[miniangel]

me

[bodyglitter]

IM CRYIFNDKDJSKJD

[ttamer2468]

This caption made me lose it the most

[toastbutteregg]

[memeclassheroes]

[deathbypickles]

interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐

[grimeclown]

As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Separation of church & state

[movedto-honeyyfem]

oh time for my antidepressant! *sucks ur cock*

[flowerinaflame]

[runby2]

This is a direct threat

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

[leolaroot]

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

[bikerboyfriend]

[tastefullyoffensive]

This version slaps