dorthvader

Not even if you were hanging upside down on a trapeze.

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[beatbizzle]

I overheard a woman at my job say "Your whole personality revolves around what you hate instead of what you love and thats an awful way to live." to the resident vocal Maga in the breakroom.

He was stunned into silence for at least 60 seconds so that was nice.

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[lizclimo]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[enki2]

[theconcealedweapon]

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.

A true role model for today.

[internetgreatesthits]

[bowlby4]

[ouroborosmoons]

[t4tvampireisms]

“We could’ve built this place in seventy two hours, but human rights violations kept us from completely treating these people like animals in a zoo.”

[anobeko]

Housing the homeless isn't feasible.

Treating the sick isn't feasible.

But we can build concentration camps in a week.

[d0rthvad3r]

Except for the “not being on time” bit. I am always on time, early even.

[theconcealedweapon]

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish ICE. You can't reform lawless fascism.

[liberalsarecool]

FDJT.

[liberalsarecool]

Same MAGA racist shit, different day.

[liberalsarecool]

Tell all your veteran friends to join: commondefense.us