Dipper Pines

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel wanted me to join here and I don’t know why.

[therealbexcipher]

hiiiii pine treeeee

this says you need to make a deal with me nooowwwww- BE MY HENCHMANIAC

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

What do I get out of it?

[therealbexcipher]

uhhh, you can be a GOD, and you get a galaxy and you get imunity from being killed by a cipher, and... you get a demon girl friend, and you get to be immortal, and, you get to know all the secrets, and you get to be smarter then ford, and i wont attack mabel, and you get powers, aaaaand.... uh... and i wont put a screaming head in the fridge :3

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You’re the one who’s been putting screaming heads in the fridge?

Ummmmmm yeah, I’ll be your henchmaniac. Just no god, galaxy, immunity, girlfriend, immortal, secrets, intelligence, and powers.

[therealbexcipher]

uhh well number 4 isnt an option soo- AND WHY DONT YOU WANT POWER????

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Protecting Mabel’s more important

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel wanted me to join here and I don’t know why.

[therealbexcipher]

hiiiii pine treeeee

this says you need to make a deal with me nooowwwww- BE MY HENCHMANIAC

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

What do I get out of it?

[therealbexcipher]

uhhh, you can be a GOD, and you get a galaxy and you get imunity from being killed by a cipher, and... you get a demon girl friend, and you get to be immortal, and, you get to know all the secrets, and you get to be smarter then ford, and i wont attack mabel, and you get powers, aaaaand.... uh... and i wont put a screaming head in the fridge :3

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You’re the one who’s been putting screaming heads in the fridge?

Ummmmmm yeah, I’ll be your henchmaniac. Just no god, galaxy, immunity, girlfriend, immortal, secrets, intelligence, and powers.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

*gives you cheese pastry

Yummy

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel wanted me to join here and I don’t know why.

[therealbexcipher]

hiiiii pine treeeee

this says you need to make a deal with me nooowwwww- BE MY HENCHMANIAC

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

What do I get out of it?

[stan-pines-official]

I jumped out of my window

-@d1pp3r-0ffical

Sweet Moses Dipper DON’T DO THAT you got a death wish or something?

(*secrectly very concerned )

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

But Ford is engaged to Bill Cipher

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[ford-pines--offical]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[ford-pines--offical]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[ford-pines--offical]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[ford-pines--offical]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[ford-pines--offical]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[ford-pines--offical]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[ford-pines--offical]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[ford-pines--offical]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[ford-pines--offical]

Well. That was uncomfortable. *puts my arm around your shoulders* (ooc: kinda have to cut this short bc my moms gonna put my phone on downtime😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(darn. i should probably go to bed soon as well im sleep deprived enough as it is)

*kisses ford*

[ford-pines--offical]

*his eyes widen but doesn’t stop you*

(night freaks)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(the funniest thing that could happen rn is stanley showing up. is there a stan offical)

[stan-pines-official]

Ford WHATS HAPPENING. WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mabel-pines-offical]

MY CHILDHOOD!!! 😭😭😭

[bill--cipher-offical]

*turns to face you*

relaaaaaaax

me and sixer are just dating again!

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: you told me about Stan and yet I’m still staring at my phone with my jaw on the floor)

UHHH. STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[stan-pines-official]

IM WONDERING WHAT THE HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES I JUST WALKED INTO.

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I’m in a fucking stall rn bc I’m not allowed to have my phone in class)

UHHHH

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smiling, faces stan* we're just celebrating that we're getting back together!!!

(ooc: haha i got out of school early)

[mabel-pines-offical]

DIPPER CALL MOM I WANNA GO HOME

(Ooc: I just got out of school 😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

nooooooo! i just gave you guys a trampoline!

*looks very sad*

pleeeeeeaaaaaase? me and sixer were just about to start planning the wedding!

*shows off engagement ring*

[mabel-pines-offical]

NO!!!! I DON'T WANT A DIRITO TO MARRY MY DORKY GRUNKLE!!!!

@d1pp3r-0ffical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You wanna jump out our window with me?

[bill--cipher-offical]

UHHHH

*yeets delicious desserts at you both*

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Wait wha-

[bill--cipher-offical]

SO

WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME TO MARRY YOUR GRUNKLE FORD?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

How about… going to therapy?

[bill--cipher-offical]

the other bill is doing that for me

he's in the theraprism

but... *sighs dramatically* I guess i can go to therapy too.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Then put on makeup and a dress.

[bill--cipher-offical]

ughhhh fine

(ooc: my friend dared me to draw this like a week ago so here)

(boom. bill in a dress, doing his nails.)

HAPPY?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Yeah.

(This is perfection, I love it)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!

@mabel-pines-offical DOES THIS ALSO MAKE YOU HAPPY?

[mabel-pines-offical]

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Who created this?..

[mabel-pines-offical]

Me ☺️

(ooc: idk i found it on pintrest)

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Gotta steal your phone later

[mabel-pines-offical]

HUH?!? WHAT WAS THAT?!??

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Uhhhh I think Wendy’s calling me!

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[ford-pines--offical]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[ford-pines--offical]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[ford-pines--offical]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[ford-pines--offical]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[ford-pines--offical]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[ford-pines--offical]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[ford-pines--offical]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[ford-pines--offical]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[ford-pines--offical]

Well. That was uncomfortable. *puts my arm around your shoulders* (ooc: kinda have to cut this short bc my moms gonna put my phone on downtime😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(darn. i should probably go to bed soon as well im sleep deprived enough as it is)

*kisses ford*

[ford-pines--offical]

*his eyes widen but doesn’t stop you*

(night freaks)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(the funniest thing that could happen rn is stanley showing up. is there a stan offical)

[stan-pines-official]

Ford WHATS HAPPENING. WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mabel-pines-offical]

MY CHILDHOOD!!! 😭😭😭

[bill--cipher-offical]

*turns to face you*

relaaaaaaax

me and sixer are just dating again!

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: you told me about Stan and yet I’m still staring at my phone with my jaw on the floor)

UHHH. STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[stan-pines-official]

IM WONDERING WHAT THE HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES I JUST WALKED INTO.

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I’m in a fucking stall rn bc I’m not allowed to have my phone in class)

UHHHH

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smiling, faces stan* we're just celebrating that we're getting back together!!!

(ooc: haha i got out of school early)

[mabel-pines-offical]

DIPPER CALL MOM I WANNA GO HOME

(Ooc: I just got out of school 😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

nooooooo! i just gave you guys a trampoline!

*looks very sad*

pleeeeeeaaaaaase? me and sixer were just about to start planning the wedding!

*shows off engagement ring*

[mabel-pines-offical]

NO!!!! I DON'T WANT A DIRITO TO MARRY MY DORKY GRUNKLE!!!!

@d1pp3r-0ffical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You wanna jump out our window with me?

[bill--cipher-offical]

UHHHH

*yeets delicious desserts at you both*

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Wait wha-

[bill--cipher-offical]

SO

WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME TO MARRY YOUR GRUNKLE FORD?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

How about… going to therapy?

[bill--cipher-offical]

the other bill is doing that for me

he's in the theraprism

but... *sighs dramatically* I guess i can go to therapy too.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Then put on makeup and a dress.

[bill--cipher-offical]

ughhhh fine

(ooc: my friend dared me to draw this like a week ago so here)

(boom. bill in a dress, doing his nails.)

HAPPY?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Yeah.

(This is perfection, I love it)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!

@mabel-pines-offical DOES THIS ALSO MAKE YOU HAPPY?

[mabel-pines-offical]

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Who created this?..

[mabel-pines-offical]

Me ☺️

(ooc: idk i found it on pintrest)

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Gotta steal your phone later

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[ford-pines--offical]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[ford-pines--offical]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[ford-pines--offical]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[ford-pines--offical]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[ford-pines--offical]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[ford-pines--offical]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[ford-pines--offical]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[ford-pines--offical]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[ford-pines--offical]

Well. That was uncomfortable. *puts my arm around your shoulders* (ooc: kinda have to cut this short bc my moms gonna put my phone on downtime😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(darn. i should probably go to bed soon as well im sleep deprived enough as it is)

*kisses ford*

[ford-pines--offical]

*his eyes widen but doesn’t stop you*

(night freaks)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(the funniest thing that could happen rn is stanley showing up. is there a stan offical)

[stan-pines-official]

Ford WHATS HAPPENING. WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mabel-pines-offical]

MY CHILDHOOD!!! 😭😭😭

[bill--cipher-offical]

*turns to face you*

relaaaaaaax

me and sixer are just dating again!

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: you told me about Stan and yet I’m still staring at my phone with my jaw on the floor)

UHHH. STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[stan-pines-official]

IM WONDERING WHAT THE HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES I JUST WALKED INTO.

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I’m in a fucking stall rn bc I’m not allowed to have my phone in class)

UHHHH

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smiling, faces stan* we're just celebrating that we're getting back together!!!

(ooc: haha i got out of school early)

[mabel-pines-offical]

DIPPER CALL MOM I WANNA GO HOME

(Ooc: I just got out of school 😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

nooooooo! i just gave you guys a trampoline!

*looks very sad*

pleeeeeeaaaaaase? me and sixer were just about to start planning the wedding!

*shows off engagement ring*

[mabel-pines-offical]

NO!!!! I DON'T WANT A DIRITO TO MARRY MY DORKY GRUNKLE!!!!

@d1pp3r-0ffical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You wanna jump out our window with me?

[bill--cipher-offical]

UHHHH

*yeets delicious desserts at you both*

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Wait wha-

[bill--cipher-offical]

SO

WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME TO MARRY YOUR GRUNKLE FORD?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

How about… going to therapy?

[bill--cipher-offical]

the other bill is doing that for me

he's in the theraprism

but... *sighs dramatically* I guess i can go to therapy too.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Then put on makeup and a dress.

[bill--cipher-offical]

ughhhh fine

(ooc: my friend dared me to draw this like a week ago so here)

(boom. bill in a dress, doing his nails.)

HAPPY?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Yeah.

(This is perfection, I love it)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!

@mabel-pines-offical DOES THIS ALSO MAKE YOU HAPPY?

[mabel-pines-offical]

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Who created this?..

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

HI THERE PINE TREE!!

- @bill--cipher-offical

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

[bill--cipher-offical]

THATS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR GREAT UNCLE'S BOYFRIEND

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

He’s not going to marry a dorito and he wouldn’t date one either.

[ford-pines--offical]

dipper…… I have something to tell you…

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

I’m so disappointed right now..

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: ford will be very unlike his character in gravity falls bc i don’t wanna be like ford all the time)

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

But hey, I did get Bill to wear a dress.

(Same same)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: we’re pretending that bill has a human form right? We’re all on the same page here? @bill--cipher-offical)

:0 he’ll look so pretty… WHAT WHO SAID THAT

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are you like this

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

HI THERE PINE TREE!!

- @bill--cipher-offical

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

[bill--cipher-offical]

THATS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR GREAT UNCLE'S BOYFRIEND

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

He’s not going to marry a dorito and he wouldn’t date one either.

[ford-pines--offical]

dipper…… I have something to tell you…

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

I’m so disappointed right now..

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: ford will be very unlike his character in gravity falls bc i don’t wanna be like ford all the time)

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

But hey, I did get Bill to wear a dress.

(Same same)

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[ford-pines--offical]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[ford-pines--offical]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[ford-pines--offical]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[ford-pines--offical]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[ford-pines--offical]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[ford-pines--offical]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[ford-pines--offical]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[ford-pines--offical]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[ford-pines--offical]

Well. That was uncomfortable. *puts my arm around your shoulders* (ooc: kinda have to cut this short bc my moms gonna put my phone on downtime😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(darn. i should probably go to bed soon as well im sleep deprived enough as it is)

*kisses ford*

[ford-pines--offical]

*his eyes widen but doesn’t stop you*

(night freaks)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(the funniest thing that could happen rn is stanley showing up. is there a stan offical)

[stan-pines-official]

Ford WHATS HAPPENING. WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mabel-pines-offical]

MY CHILDHOOD!!! 😭😭😭

[bill--cipher-offical]

*turns to face you*

relaaaaaaax

me and sixer are just dating again!

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: you told me about Stan and yet I’m still staring at my phone with my jaw on the floor)

UHHH. STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[stan-pines-official]

IM WONDERING WHAT THE HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES I JUST WALKED INTO.

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I’m in a fucking stall rn bc I’m not allowed to have my phone in class)

UHHHH

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smiling, faces stan* we're just celebrating that we're getting back together!!!

(ooc: haha i got out of school early)

[mabel-pines-offical]

DIPPER CALL MOM I WANNA GO HOME

(Ooc: I just got out of school 😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

nooooooo! i just gave you guys a trampoline!

*looks very sad*

pleeeeeeaaaaaase? me and sixer were just about to start planning the wedding!

*shows off engagement ring*

[mabel-pines-offical]

NO!!!! I DON'T WANT A DIRITO TO MARRY MY DORKY GRUNKLE!!!!

@d1pp3r-0ffical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You wanna jump out our window with me?

[bill--cipher-offical]

UHHHH

*yeets delicious desserts at you both*

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Wait wha-

[bill--cipher-offical]

SO

WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME TO MARRY YOUR GRUNKLE FORD?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

How about… going to therapy?

[bill--cipher-offical]

the other bill is doing that for me

he's in the theraprism

but... *sighs dramatically* I guess i can go to therapy too.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Then put on makeup and a dress.

[bill--cipher-offical]

ughhhh fine

(ooc: my friend dared me to draw this like a week ago so here)

(boom. bill in a dress, doing his nails.)

HAPPY?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Yeah.

(This is perfection, I love it)

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[ford-pines--offical]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[ford-pines--offical]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[ford-pines--offical]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[ford-pines--offical]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[ford-pines--offical]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[ford-pines--offical]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[ford-pines--offical]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[ford-pines--offical]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[ford-pines--offical]

Well. That was uncomfortable. *puts my arm around your shoulders* (ooc: kinda have to cut this short bc my moms gonna put my phone on downtime😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(darn. i should probably go to bed soon as well im sleep deprived enough as it is)

*kisses ford*

[ford-pines--offical]

*his eyes widen but doesn’t stop you*

(night freaks)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(the funniest thing that could happen rn is stanley showing up. is there a stan offical)

[stan-pines-official]

Ford WHATS HAPPENING. WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mabel-pines-offical]

MY CHILDHOOD!!! 😭😭😭

[bill--cipher-offical]

*turns to face you*

relaaaaaaax

me and sixer are just dating again!

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: you told me about Stan and yet I’m still staring at my phone with my jaw on the floor)

UHHH. STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[stan-pines-official]

IM WONDERING WHAT THE HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES I JUST WALKED INTO.

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I’m in a fucking stall rn bc I’m not allowed to have my phone in class)

UHHHH

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smiling, faces stan* we're just celebrating that we're getting back together!!!

(ooc: haha i got out of school early)

[mabel-pines-offical]

DIPPER CALL MOM I WANNA GO HOME

(Ooc: I just got out of school 😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

nooooooo! i just gave you guys a trampoline!

*looks very sad*

pleeeeeeaaaaaase? me and sixer were just about to start planning the wedding!

*shows off engagement ring*

[mabel-pines-offical]

NO!!!! I DON'T WANT A DIRITO TO MARRY MY DORKY GRUNKLE!!!!

@d1pp3r-0ffical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You wanna jump out our window with me?

[bill--cipher-offical]

UHHHH

*yeets delicious desserts at you both*

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Wait wha-

[bill--cipher-offical]

SO

WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME TO MARRY YOUR GRUNKLE FORD?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

How about… going to therapy?

[bill--cipher-offical]

the other bill is doing that for me

he's in the theraprism

but... *sighs dramatically* I guess i can go to therapy too.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Then put on makeup and a dress.

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[ford-pines--offical]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[ford-pines--offical]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[ford-pines--offical]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[ford-pines--offical]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[ford-pines--offical]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[ford-pines--offical]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[ford-pines--offical]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[ford-pines--offical]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[ford-pines--offical]

Well. That was uncomfortable. *puts my arm around your shoulders* (ooc: kinda have to cut this short bc my moms gonna put my phone on downtime😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(darn. i should probably go to bed soon as well im sleep deprived enough as it is)

*kisses ford*

[ford-pines--offical]

*his eyes widen but doesn’t stop you*

(night freaks)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(the funniest thing that could happen rn is stanley showing up. is there a stan offical)

[stan-pines-official]

Ford WHATS HAPPENING. WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mabel-pines-offical]

MY CHILDHOOD!!! 😭😭😭

[bill--cipher-offical]

*turns to face you*

relaaaaaaax

me and sixer are just dating again!

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: you told me about Stan and yet I’m still staring at my phone with my jaw on the floor)

UHHH. STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[stan-pines-official]

IM WONDERING WHAT THE HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES I JUST WALKED INTO.

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I’m in a fucking stall rn bc I’m not allowed to have my phone in class)

UHHHH

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smiling, faces stan* we're just celebrating that we're getting back together!!!

(ooc: haha i got out of school early)

[mabel-pines-offical]

DIPPER CALL MOM I WANNA GO HOME

(Ooc: I just got out of school 😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

nooooooo! i just gave you guys a trampoline!

*looks very sad*

pleeeeeeaaaaaase? me and sixer were just about to start planning the wedding!

*shows off engagement ring*

[mabel-pines-offical]

NO!!!! I DON'T WANT A DIRITO TO MARRY MY DORKY GRUNKLE!!!!

@d1pp3r-0ffical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You wanna jump out our window with me?

[bill--cipher-offical]

UHHHH

*yeets delicious desserts at you both*

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Wait wha-

[bill--cipher-offical]

SO

WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME TO MARRY YOUR GRUNKLE FORD?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

How about… going to therapy?

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[ford-pines--offical]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[ford-pines--offical]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[ford-pines--offical]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[ford-pines--offical]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[ford-pines--offical]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[ford-pines--offical]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[ford-pines--offical]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[ford-pines--offical]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[ford-pines--offical]

Well. That was uncomfortable. *puts my arm around your shoulders* (ooc: kinda have to cut this short bc my moms gonna put my phone on downtime😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(darn. i should probably go to bed soon as well im sleep deprived enough as it is)

*kisses ford*

[ford-pines--offical]

*his eyes widen but doesn’t stop you*

(night freaks)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(the funniest thing that could happen rn is stanley showing up. is there a stan offical)

[stan-pines-official]

Ford WHATS HAPPENING. WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mabel-pines-offical]

MY CHILDHOOD!!! 😭😭😭

[bill--cipher-offical]

*turns to face you*

relaaaaaaax

me and sixer are just dating again!

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: you told me about Stan and yet I’m still staring at my phone with my jaw on the floor)

UHHH. STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[stan-pines-official]

IM WONDERING WHAT THE HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES I JUST WALKED INTO.

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I’m in a fucking stall rn bc I’m not allowed to have my phone in class)

UHHHH

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smiling, faces stan* we're just celebrating that we're getting back together!!!

(ooc: haha i got out of school early)

[mabel-pines-offical]

DIPPER CALL MOM I WANNA GO HOME

(Ooc: I just got out of school 😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

nooooooo! i just gave you guys a trampoline!

*looks very sad*

pleeeeeeaaaaaase? me and sixer were just about to start planning the wedding!

*shows off engagement ring*

[mabel-pines-offical]

NO!!!! I DON'T WANT A DIRITO TO MARRY MY DORKY GRUNKLE!!!!

@d1pp3r-0ffical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You wanna jump out our window with me?

[bill--cipher-offical]

UHHHH

*yeets delicious desserts at you both*

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Wait wha-

[mabel-pines-offical]

Hi friends! I'm Mabel pines offical! I'm a new account!

mandatory tagging under cut

@satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @bisexual-offical @duck-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @victorian-child-offical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Mabel! I’ve been writing down strange things about this website while I interact with others. So far, I saw two Godzillas and a bunch of other people. And also Tad Strange.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a weird yellow triangle man with one eye and a top hat.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

And Bill Cipher.

[tadstrange-offical]

He tried to shake my hand, but when he did, his hand caught on fire and he started screaming. Then he disappeared.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

…Yeah that makes sense.

[tadstrange-offical]

There is also a second "bill cypher"

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Why are there two?

[tadstrange-offical]

I do not know. But they don't seem to like each other.

[bill--cipher-offical]

IM THE BETTER ONE!!!

[mabel-pines-offical]

SHUT UP YOU CYCLOPS DIRITO

[bill--cipher-offical]

NO

[mabel-pines-offical]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGGH

[bill--cipher-offical]

NOOOOO!!!! IT HURTS WORSE THAN MY HEART AFTER FORD BROKE UP WITH ME!

[mabel-pines-offical]

...

FORD!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

yes Mabel?

[mabel-pines-offical]

did you... date... bill

[ford-pines--offical]

…….. uhhhh

[bill--cipher-offical]

TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!

*falls over sobbing*

[ford-pines--offical]

get me a chocolate muffin and I’ll consider it

[bill--cipher-offical]

uhhhhhh

*gives chocolate muffin i stole from you last week*

here!

TAKE ME BACK!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

*stares at you for a second* ok. C’mere

[bill--cipher-offical]

*comes close as i can while trapped in snow globe in lab*

(ooc: i am genuinely curious as to how this will go)

[ford-pines--offical]

*smashes the snowglobe* you are now set free.

(ooc: even tho im part of this, same)

[bill--cipher-offical]

YIPPIE!!!!

and you'll take me back, right?????

[ford-pines--offical]

*sigh* yes

(ooc: this is way too entertaining)

[bill--cipher-offical]

HAHAHAHHAA

@bill-cipher-offical I HAVE A FORD!!! HAHAHAHAHA

(ooc: agreed)

[imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken]

(ooc: the diabolical laugh I can’t)

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: Pretend that was ford and not my main)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(ooc: oh well)(*awkward waiting for the other bill to get here*)

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I love that Mabel just left lmao)

uhhhh. Is the other bill coming or…

(@bill-cipher-offical hurry the fuck up)

[bill--cipher-offical]

he'll be here eventually.

uh.

*transports us to fancy restaurant* DATE TIME

*smiles evily*

[ford-pines--offical]

Awwww. Why are you smiling evilly….

[bill--cipher-offical]

*gets Fancy table* *pulls out chair* so. how have you been?

*looks at you prettily*

[ford-pines--offical]

u-uh *he’s visibly flustered* (ooc: I have a head canon that he gets flustered easily/ is bad at flirting so….)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smirks*

(that fits. and now, even though i have no ability to flirt irl, bill will be a flirtatious little shit)

[ford-pines--offical]

*buries my head in my hands*

WHYY

(Ooc: I’m on a call with one of my friends rn and we’re just laughing our asses off rn)

[bill--cipher-offical]

*laughs*

you've always had trouble with social situations haven't you *insert flirtatious remark here*

(lol)

[ford-pines--offical]

*insert triangle related pet name here bc i can’t think of one* WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME BE SOCIAL

[bill--cipher-offical]

we don't have to be-WINK- i'm saying that cause you can't see me winking with one eye.

anyways *transports us back to mystery shack* *stomps on snow globe remains*

[ford-pines--offical]

Well. That was uncomfortable. *puts my arm around your shoulders* (ooc: kinda have to cut this short bc my moms gonna put my phone on downtime😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(darn. i should probably go to bed soon as well im sleep deprived enough as it is)

*kisses ford*

[ford-pines--offical]

*his eyes widen but doesn’t stop you*

(night freaks)

[bill--cipher-offical]

(the funniest thing that could happen rn is stanley showing up. is there a stan offical)

[stan-pines-official]

Ford WHATS HAPPENING. WHAT DID YOU DO.

[mabel-pines-offical]

MY CHILDHOOD!!! 😭😭😭

[bill--cipher-offical]

*turns to face you*

relaaaaaaax

me and sixer are just dating again!

[ford-pines--offical]

(Ooc: you told me about Stan and yet I’m still staring at my phone with my jaw on the floor)

UHHH. STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[stan-pines-official]

IM WONDERING WHAT THE HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES I JUST WALKED INTO.

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: I’m in a fucking stall rn bc I’m not allowed to have my phone in class)

UHHHH

[bill--cipher-offical]

*smiling, faces stan* we're just celebrating that we're getting back together!!!

(ooc: haha i got out of school early)

[mabel-pines-offical]

DIPPER CALL MOM I WANNA GO HOME

(Ooc: I just got out of school 😔)

[bill--cipher-offical]

nooooooo! i just gave you guys a trampoline!

*looks very sad*

pleeeeeeaaaaaase? me and sixer were just about to start planning the wedding!

*shows off engagement ring*

[mabel-pines-offical]

NO!!!! I DON'T WANT A DIRITO TO MARRY MY DORKY GRUNKLE!!!!

@d1pp3r-0ffical

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

You wanna jump out our window with me?

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Tboy legion

I wanna join.

[no-man-may-have-my-soul]

Right this way.

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

Yippee

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

HI THERE PINE TREE!!

- @bill--cipher-offical

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

[bill--cipher-offical]

THATS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR GREAT UNCLE'S BOYFRIEND

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

He’s not going to marry a dorito and he wouldn’t date one either.

[ford-pines--offical]

dipper…… I have something to tell you…

[d1pp3r-0ffical]

I’m so disappointed right now..