no one asked but here's the Grunkle Stan version of Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Grunkle Stan Version
Stanly got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Stanford, we believe
He'd been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged him not to go
But he forgot his medication
And he staggered out the door into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
He had hoof-prints on his forehead
And incriminating Claus marks on his back
Stanly got run over by a reindeer
Walking back to our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Stanford, we believe
Now we're all so proud of Stanford
He's been taking this so well
See him out there looking for ghosts
Drinking beer and playing cards with Fiddleford
It's not Christmas without Stanly
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts
Or send them back (send them back!)
Stanly got run over by a reindeer
Walking back to our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Stanford, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig, ah
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair on Stanley's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
"Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
Stanly got run over by a reindeer
Walking back to our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Stanford, we believe
Stanly got run over by a reindeer
Walking back to our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Stanford, we believe
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