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though i know i should be wary, still i venture someplace scary. ghostly haunting i turn loose; beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!
film & cartoon based. written by apple, she/her, 28.
𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬. laws. dossier. playlist. board.
OUTLAST : THE MURKOFF ACCOUNT ( PART 1 ) sentence starters !
this prompt was made using dialogue from issues #1 , #2 and #3 of outlast : the murkoff account by red barrels . feel free to edit any of these to make them more suitable !
“ oh my god , is that blood ? ”
“ look at all that money ! ”
“ put your fucking hands up ! ”
“ i need you to arrest me . ”
“ you’re claiming responsibility for one count of arson , one kidnapping , and fourteen murders . ”
“ i’m going to need a little help here . ”
“ happy to lend a hand . ”
“ the matter is urgent . ”
“ where do you want to start ? ”
“ i know what you meant . ”
“ so start at the beginning . ”
“ we’re not here to save anybody . ”
“ unnecessary expense makes us sad . ”
“ we’re damage control . ”
“ we’ll help as much as we can … but our bottom line is our bottom line . ”
“ so your card says . ”
“ now hold on a second … ”
“ who are they ? ”
“ like the nephilim , genesis 4 . ‘ the sons of god came in unto the daughters of men . ’ their children the mighty men of renown . ”
“ that seems dangerously close to leading the witness . ”
“ he stonewalled us , so fuck him and fuck the fbi . ”
“ … i wish those guys wouldn’t call me that . ”
“ we’re watching them , too . ”
“ you’re good at violence . ”
“ can i get them as audio files ? ”
“ you’ve got a much higher tolerance for crazy than i ever will . ”
“ lord knows we need the money . ”
“ our so - called government certainly is in a sorry state . ”
“ if they’re going to be evil , we can at least thank god they’re idiots . ”
“ amen to that . ”
“ it was infuriating , but useful . ”
“ the whole place is on video . we’ve got the killer . ”
“ luckily , a well - dressed white woman has a key to every house in the world . ”
“ why are the killers always angry toddlers ? ”
“ shit’s about to go on record . ”
“ i think he just retired . ”
“ i’m sure they took good care of him . ”
“ i don’t mind losing some brain function if it takes memories with it . ”
“ nothing left but gristle and bone . ”
“ can i ask - how high is your security clearance ? ”
“ what would you say if i said ‘ eskimo reuben ’ . ”
“ unofficial policy is extreme prejudice , squeaky wheels get greased . ”
“ you don’t mean killed , do you ? ”
“ not often . shame and ruination usually do the trick . ”
“ i know a veiled threat when i see one . veiled threats are my whole m.o . ”
“ i’m going to have a look around . ”
“ impressive , am i right ? ”
“ i don’t remember us being introduced . ”
“ i try to stay well - informed . ”
“ yes , ‘ human ’ . not so precise a term as it used to be . ”
“ you’re gonna want to make sure he understands , then , how important it is we weed out any employees who aren’t , uh … true believers . ”
“ how soon are you expecting ? ”
“ ‘ corporate ’ , from the latin ‘ corpus ’ . also the root of ‘ corpse ’ . because a corporation is a body , and any weakness is a wound to that body that must be staunched . cauterized if necessary . ”
“ i’ve never meta data i didn’t like . ”
“ security changes with the times . money will always be money . ”
“ this guy is as dirty as hobo shit . ”
“ would you have dinner with me tonight ? ”
“ i put up with that smug asshole for three courses and a bottle of wine . ”
“ i turn down cocaine , so he offers me scotch . ”
“ how many fingers ? ”
“ old ____ delivers every time . ”
“ can i ask if you have a girlfriend ? ”
“ i’m a team of one , as they say . ”
“ you want to finish my drink for me , honey ? ”
“ rohypnol ? really ? ”
“ drink or lose your balls . i don’t care . ”
“ lying bitches ! both of them ! ”
“ you can’t prove anything , you can’t … you don’t have proof ! ”
“ i think it’s good to find small moments of pleasure in your work . ”
“ it was mind boggling . phenomenal . ”
“ there was one last thing i had to see before i left . ”
“ you’re not evil . you’re sick . and we’re going to make you better . ”
“ you’re very good at your job . ”
“ have a drink with me tonight . ”
“ i don’t eat where i hunt . ”
“ geeze , _____ , this isn’t too scary for you ? ”
“ what should i bring you when i come back ? ”
“ just come home more often . ”
“ this is going to be expensive . ”
“ he’s lost weight . ”
“ let’s go breathe some air that doesn’t smell like a slaughterhouse septic tank . ”
“ this is looking like a 100% fatal incident . ”
“ there’s a silver lining . ”
“ you came home . ”
“ you seem cheerful . ”
“ there’s always comforts in this world . ”
“ ‘ the invincible alien hero . ’ exclamation point . ”
“ this is swarovsky . expensive . ”
“ i don’t mean to be rude , but … how can you afford all these ? ”
“ we’ve got more important chickens to pluck . ”
“ so we stole his identity and posted a long , back - dated history of crazy shit under his name . conspiracy theories , perversions , delusions . ”
“ i’m actually trying to make sure i spelled it believably wrong . ”
“ there’s a lot of blood . a fucking lot of blood . ”
“ i’ll take care of you , ____ . ”
“ you know what it is . but you won’t tell me . and it could kill us . ”
“ great , let’s go check it out . ”
“ don’t say it , everybody’s already thinking it . ”
“ geeze , _____ , you really hate that thing , huh ? ”
“ don’t be such a nerd , _____ . ”
“ i like that you got me something . i just made it special for me . ”
“ i heard they’re more generous when the test subjects don’t have anything wrong with them to start with . ”
“ he wasn’t even sick . ”
“ i loved you , _____ . ”
“ fucking run ! ”
“ congratulations . we killed it . ”
longlegs.
dialogue prompts from longlegs (2024).
half psychic is better than not psychic at all.
maybe we'll just call you 'highly intuitive'.
can you stay on the line?
you know, there's such a thing as looking too long.
i must have lost track of time.
i'll drink while you tell me things.
it's almost like ____ was never there at all.
you didn't call to say goodnight.
even veals grow a little, and they grow up in a box with their legs all tied up.
i spent the day at home. where else would i be?
i'm okay. i just can't sleep.
i saw more than my fair share of nasty stuff.
i think i just need to be quiet for a little bit.
somebody's birthday is coming up.
be careful they don't work you too hard, alright?
are you still saying your prayers?
you're not afraid of a little bit of dark because you are the dark.
i've seen you before.
you've been to my house.
it's like a long dream, and so dark. a world of dark.
do you remember coming here?
what aren't you telling me?
when was the last time you talked to your mother?
will you tell me the honest truth about something?
i never said my prayers, never once. they scared me.
all our prayers don't help us. prayers don't do a goddamned thing.
nobody ever came to visit. no family, no strangers, no big bad wolves. not anybody.
you're not a child because you were allowed to grow up.
this is a cruel world, especially for the little things. not all of them are allowed to live.
i might have forgotten everything i could, but i never threw anything away.
you really don't remember?
now you're free, too.
i'm just a friend of a friend.
i'm doing this for you. just like i've always done.
don't call me that.
that's it, that's the show
Shake, shake, shake, Senora
‘ everything’s gonna work out. ’
lydia paused mid-step, boots scuffing lightly against the hotel’s checkered floor as the princess gave her that bright, earnest, painfully hopeful smile, radiating the kind of sunshine she usually only saw in children’s cartoons, aggressively positive self-help posters, and unsolicited advertisements for depression medication. the kind of smile that looked like it belonged in a children’s book, not in hell. not here.
“um…” lydia started, pushing her bangs behind her ear, “you say that with the confidence of someone who has never had a séance go sideways.”
she shifted her weight, hands stuffed awkwardly in the pockets of her black dress. it wasn’t that she wanted to disagree—it was just that, in her lived experience, the universe had not exactly gone out of its way to prove any of her optimism right.
“i’m not trying to be negative. it’s just—when people tell me stuff is gonna ‘work out,’ it usually means something is already on fire.”
‘beetlejuice’ the musical starters — accepting.
Grandfather and unloved grandson
voltaire's 'the night' is def a lydia song.
thinking about lydia's television show this evening. awkward and anxious girl becoming a celebrity and just being very offput by the whole thing
BEETLEJUICE: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1.01 — Critter Sitters
‘ i do this bullshit like, eight times a week. ’ / from blitzø on @assassimp !
lydia didn’t scream, or jump, or even flinch when blitzø appeared in the alleyway like some extremely caffeinated hallucination. she just stared at him—dead-on, unimpressed, hands tucked into the sleeves of her black sweater as she watched him shove a suspiciously person-shaped bag into a dumpster.
she blinked once. slowly. definitely a demon. definitely not one of hers.
“…right.”
the goth teenager adjusted her camera strap, brushing a strand of black hair out of her face. no fear—just that tired, seen-it-all, vague annoyance that came from a lifetime of ghosts popping up during algebra class.
before blitzø could open his mouth again, she cut him off with a practiced rhythm:
“and before you say anything—yes, i know demons exist, yes, i can see you, and no, i’m not calling anyone about it.”
‘beetlejuice’ the musical starters — accepting.
‘ look at this stuff… god, it’s depressing. ’
lydia’s brows lift, not offended so much as tired of the assumption. the annoyed, slow blink she gave was basically the lydia deetz equivalent of a full-body eye roll.
“…wow. thank you for that very nuanced critique.”
she stepped closer to her shelf, gesturing lightly at the neat rows of objects—funeral cards, antique photographs, little scraps of letters that had survived generations, framed pressed flowers long since colorless, and the assortment of oddities she’d rescued from estate sales and forgotten attics.
items that would unsettle most people. items that have unsettled most people.
she snatched up one of her treasures—a faded funeral card—holding it like she was presenting evidence to a stubborn jury. “this—” she gestured at him, waving the card, “—is how families remembered each other. how they dealt with life and death without pretending nothing hurts.”
lydia slid the card back into place and turned to him fully, her expression flat in that specific teenage i cannot believe i have to explain this to you way. she nudged a small framed tintype back into alignment, muttering under her breath:
“…depressing, please. try ‘meaningful,’ maybe.”
‘beetlejuice’ the musical starters — accepting.
i literally blocked cheez.bot how did it find me AGAIN
from my secret club a couple of weeks ago: lydia reunites with some familiar faces in the neitherworld 30 years later
