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Deadpool has become the highest grossing R rated film of all time. Dethroning the 2003 film, The Matrix Reloaded.
“You fucking ruined my calm streak. You owe me $50 for another therapist appointment!” Deadpool yelled, only half joking.
He ran at Francis kicking him in the chest and pining him against the pool table.
“Isn’t this romantic.”, Ajax mused, a breathy wheeze escaping his lungs. That kick really pushed the air out of him, whether he’d admit it or not. “What will the next thing be, a dinner for two?”.
He knew he was pushing his luck. But then again, this was Wade. He had failed in killing him before. Perhaps this was some sort of personal revenge. ‘Get Wade to lose his cool’. Seems like he actually suceeded there.
Deadpool snorted. “Sorry toots you aren’t my type.” He came at the other man again, punching Francis in the rib just for good measure even though it wouldn’t do any permanent damage. “Although if you wanna fuck, I might be persuaded.If you’re particularly sweet to me.”
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Deadpool made a noise that was somewhere between a growl and a feral scream before taking his glass and shattering on Francis’ head.
So much for the work he had done with that therapist. I had been Professor Baldy’s idea anyway.
Wade pulled his Katana’s out as people fled the bar and the bartender started shouting at them.
“Since you obviously aren’t capable of leaving with being a shithead…”
Ajax touched the back of his head, pulling out a small piece of glass in the process as he pulled his hand back, the finger tips coated in a small shine of crimson.
“Would you look at that.”, he hummed and turned on his heel to stare at Wade with a small grin. “You still got spunk. I got scared for you for a minute. Thought your fire died out.”.
He hadn’t brought weapons with him, never having intended to encounter the red mercenary. But Ajax knew that fighting with fists in a knife fight was foolish, just as bringing a knife to a gun fight was most likely certain death. But he could make things work.
“Can’t you do more than a small glass of alcohol?”, he mocked and moved in a circle around Wade, slowly backing towards a pool table in the far end of the bar.
“You fucking ruined my calm streak. You owe me $50 for another therapist appointment!” Deadpool yelled, only half joking.
He ran at Francis kicking him in the chest and pining him against the pool table.
A/B/O starters (send one for my muse’s reaction)
1- : “Why are you resisting your nature?” 2- : “I can smell it! You’re in heat.” 3- : “I can’t wait to see your/my belly swell with our perfect babies.” 4- : “Fuck! I can feel it/them moving in there.” 5- : “You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.” 6- : “Are those suppressant pills!?” 7- : “Put the glass down. You are pregnant with my kids and I’m not going to let you self-destruct because you can’t cope with _______ ” (ex: your nature) 8- : “Look at your neck. Look at the marks I left. You are mine. And solely mine.” 9- : “Come, I’ll give you a bath to wash the dry slick away.” 10- : “What does my omega want for breakfast/lunch/dinner?” 11- : “You, the alpha, are cooking for me?” 12- : “Why do I even bother when all you do is use your pheromones to push me into rut?” 13- : “I don’t want you to knot me.” 14- : “We are bonded but not married, and your parents are old fashioned. If they find out…” 15- : “Fucking knot me already!” 16- : “I-I can’t stay when you’re… like this…” (heat) 17- : “Your smell is… intoxicating. If I stay I’m going to knot you.” 18- : “If you don’t want me to breed you, lock yourself in your bedroom. I’m taking the couch.” 19- : “Resisting your/my nature is only going to make it worse.” 20- : “Fuck! You stink of beta pheromones. You could have gone more subtle.” 21- : [ Public place ] “Stay calm. I might have just started my heat.” 22- : “Your cycle is fucked up because of all those suppressants you took.” 23- : “You’re too weak to make a nest.” 24- : “I can’t understand you alphas and omegas, smelling each other like you were meat.” 25- : “Do you really think all omegas want to be fucked by you? Sorry to break it to you, but you can fuck off.” 26- : “You don’t smell it? I’m surrounding myself with betas from now on.” 27- : “You know, I always kind of envied omegas.” 28- : “I-I want… N-no need… I… fuck… I-I’m confused.” 29- : “Your bloodline is not pure. I can’t be bonded to you.” 30- : “Alphas/omegas like you are a disgrace to your nature.” 31-: “I thought you were on suppressants?” 32-: “I don’t know why people don’t like betas. I think you’re amazing.” 33-: “Do you think I’m/you’re pregnant yet?” 34-: “You can’t help me, as much as I want you to.” 35-: “I’m bonded to someone.” 36-: “I wish you could claim me.” 37-: “Can you fuck me and not claim me?” 38-: “I don’t need you. I can do this alone.” 39-: “I’ve gone a long time without an alpha.” 40-: “It’s been a while since I’ve fucked an omega.” 41-: “I need you to claim me as your omega.” 42-: “I never thought I wanted a mate until I met you.“ 43-: “I will only claim you as my omega if you love me.” 44-: “You want me to claim you, don’t you?” 45-: “Please, protect me while I’m in heat. I’m not ready to be claimed.” 46-: “I’m afraid of being claimed by an alpha.” 47-: “I don’t want to be claimed by anyone but you.” 48-: “I didn’t know I was an omega until I went into heat around you.” 49-: “Please, tie me down so I don’t do anything I’ll regret while I’m in heat.” 50-: “I don’t care if you’re also an alpha, I want to claim you.” 51-: “I’m the Alpha, you’re the Omega, I give the orders and you follow them.” 52-: “You’re my Omega, and mine alone.” 53-: “As an Alpha, I have the right to claim you, the Omega, and you know that, don’t you?” 54-: “I gotta say, you have a really, really strong scent, even for an Omega.” 55-: “Are you in heat or something? I didn’t even know you were an Omega…” 56-: “Sorry, it was just a question, didn’t mean to upset you!” 57-: “Dude, calm the fuck down. Are all Omegas this easily scared?” 58-: “Woah, so you can get pregnant by an Alpha, even though you’re like, a dude?” 59-: “Y'know, I am an Alpha, I could help you with your heat, if you want me too…” 60-: “Be a good Omega and bend over.” 61-: “You know as an Alpha I can smell that you’re ____, so you might as well tell me what wrong with you.” 62-: “A group of alphas tried to follow me home today.” 63-: “Y'know, nobody is going to know I’m your omega if you don’t mark me as yours.” 64-: “The suppressants haven’t kicked in yet.” 65-: “Do you really think this thing will keep other alphas off of me?” (ex. a collar) 66-: “Can a body grow immune to suppressants?” 67-: “You know, part of me dreads the idea that any child I bare may be an omega and have to grow up in this world while being seen as nothing more than a couple of holes to fuck.” 68-: “Everything is so fucking hot. Why can’t alphas go into heat instead of omegas?” 69-: “Just because of what I am doesn’t mean I’ll submit to just any alpha” 70-: “I got into some trouble today. I sort of punched an Alpha in the face when he touched me. Long story short, there’s a couple of officers at the door who would like to talk to you about getting control of your omega.” 71-: “I’d kill to be a beta right now.” 72-: “I don’t want an alpha.” 73-: “I don’t want an omega.” 74-: “Do you see me at all? Or am I just a couple of holes to fuck?” 75-: “If you didn’t want me, why did you bring me here?”
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
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Fantastic!
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Deadpool growled and tried to swallow his pride.
10,9,8,7,6
“Francis. Get the fuck out of my bar. I like this bar. It’s one of my favorite bars. I don’t want to break my bar. Leave now before I fucking choke you out. I know you’re into that but I’m sorely not in the mood today.” Deadpool downed the rest of his drink and motioned for another.
“Your bar? Now, I think you got too much to drink if you think so.”, he loudly stated with a small laugh at the end of his sentence. The mercenary certainly didn’t know when to shut his mouth, and this time it was no different. “Is it the alcohol speaking for you? No ‘amazing’ comeback? A shame.”. He shrugged and closed his eyes to give off a nonchalant look.
Just to humor the male, he decided to heed his words - opening his eyes in the process, but keept them hooded. “I’m not into choking.”, Ajax mused to Wade as he began to walk over to the man. “But it wouldn’t make me wonder if you were. You had such fun in that small contraption of mine.”. He roughly clapped Wade on the back once he reached him - before slowly walking away from the man.
“I’m kind of really dissapointed, Wade. But then again, you really always bring me dissapointment.”.
Deadpool made a noise that was somewhere between a growl and a feral scream before taking his glass and shattering on Francis’ head.
So much for the work he had done with that therapist. I had been Professor Baldy’s idea anyway.
Wade pulled his Katana’s out as people fled the bar and the bartender started shouting at them.
“Since you obviously aren’t capable of leaving with being a shithead...”
Deadpool clenched his fists as Francis spoke. He started counting backwards from 10, trying to not start a bar fight that would definitely leave a good number dead. His therapist was trying to work on his anger management with him. He wanted to choke the dick standing next to him. So much. Francis was gonna catch these hands.
“What’s that? Cat got your tongue? I’m dissapointed in your lack of a comeback.”, Ajax mused. All in all, he was just trying to get a rise out of Wade. That damned ‘anti-hero’ had tried to make him lose his cool. It was just about his turn to do it to him.
Leaning against a table was what he did, only to in the end sit on it. “Come on, don’t leave me hanging. I know you must have something.”, he hummed and stared with cruel eyes at the mercenary before him.
Deadpool growled and tried to swallow his pride.
10,9,8,7,6
“Francis. Get the fuck out of my bar. I like this bar. It’s one of my favorite bars. I don’t want to break my bar. Leave now before I fucking choke you out. I know you’re into that but I’m sorely not in the mood today.” Deadpool downed the rest of his drink and motioned for another.
.&& douchepool.
Deadpool smiled beneath his mask and winked at the reader.
“Come on a super secret mission with me, Ellie.“
He flipped up the bottom of his mask and began eating cereal.
❛ elaborate. ❜
tone flat, she crossed her arms && waited. again, it’d give her something to do, but she at least wanted to KNOW what she was getting herself into.
“Uh, well its of the practical joke nature. We’re going to mess with Logan. He said some r00d stuff to me and I think you ought to get out of the house.”
Yeah thats what he meant. I think. Maybe.
Ryan Reynolds attends a Deadpool fan screening at The Soho Hotel on January 28, 2016 in London, England.
Warning: Possible spoiler for the Deadpool movie
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aroughcun:
psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.