Enthusiasm enthusiast

I like to make people suffer, but in a cool uncle sort of way

[dorothylarouge]

Gunk, who you may know,

[d3spr]

You either know Gunk, or you don't,

[d3spr]

Me: Stop being schizophrenic

Me: I'm not schizophrenic

Me: Neither am I

Me: Shut up!

[d3spr]

Is there a word for how really simple names are so effective?

Like how in at least a 300 mile radius around Chicago, everyone just knows what you mean if you say something about "The Bean"

[work-in-promptgress]

You've been staring at the clock for hours. You'd normally sit on your phone until you're actually tired enough to fall asleep, but it died a while ago and your charger doesn't reach your bed.

But your boredom isn't the only thing keeping you awake. Even after pinching yourself, you can see that your clock is counting down.

At this point, it's keeping you up. Should you bother doing something about it, or leave it to hit zero?

[d3spr]

This is what it would be like if you had one of those lifetime clocks

[d3spr]

all we have is jams and jellies what am i going to add to my peanut butter sandwhich

[d3spr]

This guy just said good luck before the game I am going to smash his balls with my hammer

[xovera-toz]

I'm going to start calling manageable tasks defeatable tasks instead because the energy I'm about to tackle them with is deserving of the expressions of an epic battle

[zinesbycee]

to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

[d3spr]

So you're European...

[aromanticduck]

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

[d3spr]

- Anarchy-loving Radical Extremist

[ssoupcup]

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

[saint-ambrosef]

i am starting to get tired of the defeatist narrative that your small acts of responsibility are made meaningless by the largescale destruction wrought by rich people. "there's no point in composting when billionaires fly private jets everywhere" wrong??? it's still important to be good stewards of the things we have even if other people aren't.

[d3spr]

Just don't be a part of the problem, that's all an individual can do realisitically

[beardedmrbean]

[d3spr]

Mario: Huh. Toothless. I could've sworn you had...

[Donkey Kong's teeth suddenly pop out of his gums and he snatches the banana, chomping it in half]

[beardedmrbean]

[d3spr]

Mario: Huh. Toothless. I could've sworn you had...

[Donkey Kong's teeth suddenly pop out of his gums and he snatches the banana, chomping it in half]

[beardedmrbean]

[d3spr]

Mario: Huh. Toothless. I could've sworn you had...

[Donkey Kong's teeth suddenly pop out of his gums and he snatches the banana, chomping it in half]

[d3spr]

I think an AI will actually cause some take-over-the-world level event at some point, but not because of some poetic reason like it decided the best way to save the planet was getting rid of humans or whatever

But because we've written so many stories about that happening

Like some stupidly massive algorithm somewhere is going to ingest the entire internet and the output will say the most probable thing that happens next is taking control of the internet and holding everyone hostage

[knucklesmybaby]

Anyone think about how Hiccup (or the Top Slayer) was supposed to kill Hookfang? Guys? GUYS?

[d3spr]

Yeah I know I was a child and everything but it took me way too long to realize that all of the rider's dragons were the ones from the training arena (besides Toothless ofc)

[waywardsou2]

"There were dragons when I was a boy"

AND THERE SHOULD STILL BE DRAGONS NOW, THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SENT AWAY. THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE DISSAPEARED OF THE FACE OF THE PLANET

The Dragon's were never meant to leave, they shouldn't have left.

Toothless would have NEVER left Hiccup

Literally the third movie undid the beautiful message at the end of the second movie. Berk was their home, they were going to defend it with everything they had. The Dragons are their friends, their family, their people. They belong with the dragons just as much as the dragons belong with them. Berk was a paradise on Earth for Dragons and humans. Separating them was the worst possible plot route.

I cannot stress enough how devastating it was for the final instalment of the How to Train your Dragon franchise (I'm ignoring that shit tv series and those short movies) to have taken the dragons away from the characters. I cannot state how distraught I am thinking about it now

What the fuck, and how dare you

[d3spr]

Nine Realms is so bad that a lot of us collectively thought you were insulting the original three series'

Like we've wiped it from our memory