snakes are my forté

♪ Deejay | Female | 21 | she/her ♪

[galacticpasta]

im curious so reblog with how y'all greet your pets when they enter the room. for example, i say “hey bud!!” for my cat and “how’s my baby???” for my dog

[meangirlnurse]

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

[meangirlnurse]

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right? me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

[meangirlnurse]

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels 

[lunnefisk]

quick question regarding minecraft.......... why the fuck is yours like that

like what

[streetkit]

Just looking at these pictures crashed my computer

[unclefather]

[queerdungeons]

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

[kirjavaspan]

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

[birdloaf]

so basically what youre telling me is that nightcrawlers are just baby mothmen

like this? come here babys

[meanplastic]

[gintokigf]

[aangmarble]

[journeymanfool]

THE MOON ONE OH MY GOOOOOD

[ps1]

富士・河口湖さくら祭り2016,  milk777

[havent-you-noticed-omastar]

when the npcs try to give me basic tips as if i haven’t been playing pokemon my whole gotdam life

[memewhore]

[redphlannel]

Something EXTREMELY dangerous

[zenja-soba]

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

[mexicanalesbiana]

[sunnyandpositive]

My past week on Japan

[thegingerpowers]

marriage… wealth… and pot  

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Marriage The Nachos… Aight.

[shirakino-ut]