she's dreamin'

tequila//multi fandom

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[seyvia]

ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕡𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒...𝕟𝕒𝕙, 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝔾ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕋 𝕡𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒!

can't tell you why my hyper fixation led me here but I'm pretty happy non the less.

[ceaselessbasher]

I arrive at the yarn store and grab a skein off the shelf, the exact same brand, type, weight and color of the one I bought a week ago. Everyone in the store immediately knows that I miscalculated the amount of yarn I'd need for a project. They start booing at me. They are throwing crocheted tomatoes at me. The old lady giving knitting lessons in the corner is shaking her head. She had such high hopes for me. The cashier spits at me when I pay for it.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[guhhhhhhhhhhh]

Man.... tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven't seen a single post about it

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[wynsvre]

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

[valtsv]

equally fucked up alternate version of the orpheus and eurydice myth where i successfully bring the great love of my life back from the dead without looking back but the unresolved trauma of their death leaves me so scared of losing them a second time that i can't bear to look at them ever again

[sleevebuscemii]

songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

[theladyinwhite13]

let’s get you to bed grandma

[wretched-creature]

Babymetal for Billboard Japan

[lostintheflowerfields-deactivat]

[goobbugcore]

new edit ft. cloud

[boydykedevo]

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

[boydykedevo]

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

[bisexualcharacteroftheday]

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: this clothing advert

[unhinged-jackles]

(x)

[memecucker]

[im-fostering-it292]

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.