Dabigmek

I'm a Big Mek, snot dat hard ta grasp is it?

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I now have 2 Nobz, wot should I do wiz em?

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Nob size matterz, diz is a fact.

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Finally da sneaky Kommandoes are finished. Was ard werk but werf it.

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Da Desert Gitz in all a dere gloree.

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Dis fing hops and splatz all ova da place when da Grot firez it. Datz given me a idea fer a good name fer it. I'll call it a zag blammer.

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Dakka beakies, wot will dey fink of next?

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Nah, at least dis beakie has some big zoggin skulls on iz armer a bit like a proper Ork wud. Fink I'll smack im and nick em.

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Fink I'll call diz a Trak, on account of da fact it'z got trakz. No point makin' fingz more compli, complu, campli, erm tricky dan dey need ta be.

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Even more zoggin' beakies! I carn't even turn on da poota wiv out seein' beakies!

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Warboss Burn Ard' Moregorey and his Desert waaagh are growing by the day

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Da Desert speed waaagh is growin' nice like. Needs a trakk or, erm, two next i fink.

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Fink da Humies callz em' Dread Nowt'z, but I'm a call it a Deff Dread, on account of ya bein' killed ta deff when ya seez it.

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Da zog is dis retro madness? Gonna build me self wun a dem, but wiv more gunz, armz, spikey gubbinz an a couple a massive dangly squig fur chance cubes.

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An annuver beakie! Zog off ya humie git!

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Nah den, wotz dis old skool beakie doin' on me feed? Get im' ladz...

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More old skool boyz, bikes and buggies.

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Dis is da proppa old skool. Start of Da Dessert Bratz, da ardest, most desserty boyz da eva woz