burial as paste

blogging from the ruins of my journal factory beach bum boymoder. i like men and cheap wine

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[ahidell]

just so u guys know to some extent how bad things rlly are

[takeatrip99]

when my mutuals post themselves and I see how they won the genetic lottery I get really jealous and punch myself

[gratefuljim86]

CaveMan With His 'Friend' Whos About To Invent Gay Sex: Ok. Me Have Idea... But Oog Need Keep Really Open Mind

[homophobla]

We NEED to wipe Los Angeles off the fucking map

[homophobla]

Hub of scum and villainy

[ahidell]

proud to announce my candidacy for the office of california governor!!' my signiaturw policy is that if u stare at a boymoder in the men's bath room or entering/exiting the men's bathroom EVEN if that boymoder is gender non conforming it is legal for said boymoder to SHOOT AND KILL YOU with a 44 magnum handgun like clint eastwood in dirty harry (would)

[myzornaccount]

Does this apply to manmoders too?

[ahidell]

i personally feel like self-id as a manmoder implies one wouldn't/ doesn't register as very gnc or confusing. so likely no

[ahidell]

i have a confession to make. i believe in feminism and all etc etc #maleally #NLOM butttt. the main animus behind everything for me is that i think men need to be forced to be more attractive. im tired of going outside and its all mid, mid MID...they should have to cater every second of their lives to the romantic and erotic gazes of gay men and het women and mistakes of nature like me whod shock freud into spitting out his fat cigar or whatever. they need to be going to the gym and getting body image disorders not bc of this stupid incel maxxer bullshit homosocial laconian whatever, no. they need to be oppressed into grooming and exercising and being hot and musculiar and beautiful for THE REST OF US

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[swagophile]

Well, they announced recently in a press conference that theyre going to beat me to death with sticks today, but I think its important to recognize that they are taking measured solutions, they could have shot me with guns or exploded be with dynamite, but they chose sticks. That shows restraint. We need that, now, more than ever.

[viscera-parasite]

T4C trans man cis guy relationships make me rage out it’s like normal hetero dynamic but WORSE. Like this is my boyfriend the Heathen Caveman Pedophile Rapist Hitler

[ahidell]

literally. added helpful diagram (*MY SUBJECTIVE OPINION*)

[myzornaccount]

Daily reminder that if you're unlucky enough to be born with a penis you're automatically immoral by default and are irredeemable regardless of any action you may take to try to be a better person

[ahidell]

[knucklecurve]

this will be going triple platinum as a reaction image in my household

[messygoku]

[ahidell]

i always get here immediately at high tide ughhh time to get WET

[ahidell]

it was actually brvtal the waves today r hugeeee but made it back so picnic timeeeee

[ahidell]

sunning and suibating myself at tamarack. probably also getting a melanoma too 🙏🙏🙏🙏✨

[ahidell]

acceptance isn't real they just made that shit up to sell therapy. i think grief persists until consciousness ends

[ahidell]

i always get here immediately at high tide ughhh time to get WET

[ahidell]

it was actually brvtal the waves today r hugeeee but made it back so picnic timeeeee

[ahidell]

i always get here immediately at high tide ughhh time to get WET

[ahidell]

my feelings on australia, and god's, haven't changed, but honestly not a bad inexpensive wine (not that i as a broke failson know what more refined stuff is like at all). its rlly rlly tasty, i get why my mom likes it