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[jem617]

So my roommate’s boyfriend just got contacts a couple weeks ago and still has a really hard time putting them in (upwards of 10 minutes). While getting ready for dinner just now, she shot out of the bathroom, yelled “how mad are you going to be when I put this in my eye WHILE LOOKING AT YOU”, proceeded to put her contact in, throw her hands up and scream “whaPOW!”

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dablady Still funny

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Naturally, the first bowl is a kief bowl

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S’mores Scones

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Is there any other way?

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Trees I'd want to get married under

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[sandandglass]

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

[jem617]

giving zero fucks anymore.

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Love him.

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Twitter threads you should pay attention to

#thingsbergssays

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[brutereason]

This is why conservative men confidently endorse laws and social rules that are anti-sex, even when that makes them screamingly obvious hypocrites who feel zero desire to curtail their own sexual proclivities. They know, from long personal experience, that they will never have to live by the rules. Ban abortion? Well, luckily women will still get them. They will just have to work harder at it. Cut off insurance coverage for contraception? Good thing women are so desperate to use it that they’ll pay out of pocket anyway. Even if they somehow managed to overturn Lawrence v. Texas and the oral sex ban became enforceable, most straight white men can be pretty certain that the only people who will get in trouble for it are gay people and people of color—you know, people whose privacy the cops already feel empowered to intrude upon.

Straight White Men Don’t Have to Fear the Anti-Sex Political Crusade (via brutereason)

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jem617 let me know if this is actually funny