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To The Woman Who Slept With My Husband

So my husband cheated and I'm dealing with it...wrote this and want honest feedback.

https://goo.gl/63zWG7

#cheated #feedback #personal #thanks tumblr fam #healing #purging thoughts #marriage #life

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I’m going to wear my iPatch while I’m pirating music from iTunes

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How does this not have more notes?

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Things That Come Out of my Friends' Mouths

So basically you bump armpits and your menstrual cycles are synced, you know, like the app

wrzky

Best opening scene

#parks and recreation #ron swanson #funny

andrewquo

rock out with your cock out

jam out with your clam out

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Flip out with your lip out

fineapplepizza

@people hating on michael go find a new hobby preferably one that doesn’t make you look stupid for judging someone based on their looks thanks

precocioustween

he’s a homophobe (x) and 5sos are racist but okay then

fineapplepizza

this post was specifically about his looks and how people make fun of him for them im perfectly aware of his other flaws and do not “worship” anything about him thanks

jem617

Unfollowed after this dose of vapid

#shame on you #better blogs #things that matter

That's it, if I ever have a kid, I'm deleting my Facebook. If you really care about the little bugger, you'll come see 'em. That and I'm sick of Facebook babies.

#real life #me #facebook #hungover

I miss him.

My friend came into town tonight but I'd be kidding myself if I said it was for me. Regardless, I got to go out for the first time as a married lady without my husband and it was surprisingly easy. Not "I finally have the couch to myself" easy, but where no man I met could measure up to the one I married.

#real me #me #married life

wordpainting-deactivated2023071

“I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.”

Ray Bradbury; Zen in the Art of Writing (via wordpainting)

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Things That Come Out of my Friends' Mouths

So basically you bump armpits and your menstrual cycles are synced, you know, like the app

#real life #friends #funny

catscuddlingandyou

Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.

catscuddlingandyou (via blissfullyamiss)

THIS

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Update: I did

#real life #me