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Peg me mommy

Uhhh no. I want the pegging please.

Would you be interested in sitting down on my lap and I can play in your hair and tell you how pretty you are? There will also be snacks

The snacks I’m totally down for..

Your latest selfie/video post says otherwise! I’d eat you all day 😮‍💨

Okay thank you. 😬

RESPECTFULLY I’m trya suck on those titties😂

Also You’ve got such pretty eyes and lips and the purple hair looks great!

Cool. 😎

Be stronger - be more beautiful (hard one, but try) - be more sexy (close to impossible, but aim for it) - be smarter (again a challenge) - But before all that…. Be MORE you! You are amazing and that is the only measuring stick for you birthdays.

Belated happy birthday 🎁🎈🎉🎂🎊

Thank you so much. Like honestly and truly, I love you and thank you for these kind words. For real.

let’s get back at your boyfriend for cheating on you

And how do you plan to execute this grand plan? I am waiting..

Sure you can handle my kind of attention? 😉

Idk wtf does this exactly entail??

If your ex dumps you - He is blind or dumb….but more likely he is both. You look AMAZING….. He is the one losing out. In other words he is a LOSER, you are better off without him. Better things coming your way….like someone who can see what you are and know how to treat a diamond like you 😘

Uhm first of all thank you. I actually broke up with him. Like a month ago. But this is much needed. Thank you I love you. 💕 💕💕💕

#me #okay #inbox #asks

let me just add a more fucked up twist to the space buns story hahaha okay bear with me

we went to a party together where I met this girl and I was drunk and thought she looked familiar and asked my bf who she was and he acted clueless, I introduced myself to her and she acted a little crazy in her introduction but figured she was drunk. the night went on and me and this bitch drank all night and danced and partied together, and the whole time my bf and her knew they were fucking on the side and I didn’t find out until I posted my space bum selfie and the next day I saw the messages between them about how I was “trying to be her” and how bad he wanted to fuck her in the bathroom the whole night we partied together

she looked familiar cause looking back, I had seen her profile pic in explicit messages I ALREADY DISCOVERED before said party and didn’t connect the dots hahahahah

Hahahahhaha okay now you can laugh at me

#okay #me #laugh at me #I’m a fucking joke #or what #lol

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#me #selfie #give me love #devil #depressed af

last time I had pink hair, put it in space buns, and posted a selfie, my (recently ex) bf screen shotted it and sent it to the girl he was fucking and said I was trying to be like her cause she also wore space buns one time

I never did my hair like that ever again

so anyway here I am now and fuck him and her and also fuck it all so, yeah there’s that