fuck me up

I always go for the daddies.

[foreverdisneynerd]

I know everyone talks about Hans and everyone thinks he’s the worst animated villain ever, but guys

have you forgotten the Other Mother from Coraline?

She took sad kids from their homes and made them think they were living in paradise and made them so happy they would want to stay with her

but then as soon as they decided to stay, she forced them to SEW BUTTONS INTO THEIR EYES and then ATE THEIR SOULS!

And when Coraline refused? She turned into this monstrous monstrosity 

and then forced her to participate in three sick and twisted games and when Coraline nearly won, she turned into this even worse form

and then proceeded to chase Coraline in a sequence so terrifying it even scared adults

So when everyone goes on about Hans and Mother Grothel, remember this lady and how she was so terrifying she scared an audience of adults

[bender-rodrigas]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[bleakweekend]

when girls wear ‘boy clothes’ shes seen as ‘cool’ or ‘hipster’

but as soon as a guy wears ‘girls clothes’ he gets called gay, or fag

if you dont think thats fucked up what is wrong with you?

[miskwifairy]

because society thinks its degrading to be a woman

[foxygural]

Yup there it is

[vapequeen666]

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

[alpacinosgf]

[spank-the-villain]

cosplayer instagram

[asian]

if i was hot i would be such a slut

[frankocean]

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mimikyyuu]

Everyone outside of USA:

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

this has no right being this funny

[a-flickering-soul]

*takes a fat sip of my tea* what a great day to remember that you cannot “detox” your body, nor do you need to!!! your liver works very hard to do that for you (your liver, coincidentally, does not need to be “detoxed” either).

also a fantastic time to remember that detox/weight loss teas are diuretics and are designed to shit yourself to a certain weight, activated charcoal is useless unless administered as poison control by a medical professional, and please get yourself vaccinated!!!

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

action movie protagonist to his daughter: Honey…Daddy’s gotta go away for awhile. Pop’s gotta go. I got some bad men after me, some really nasty guys. Some big meanies are trying to catch me, and well dad’s gotta go. I’m sorry sweetie, but dad’s gotta blast. Some really rude men are after me. You gotta go stay with mom because I’m putting not just myself in danger, but my family too. For some reason I think mom’s place is safer than my off the grid apartment/house/cabin

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[otherwindow]

I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes……………………  A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.

[otherwindow]

[insomniac-arrest]

“I want to start doing art/music/writing/this sport/coding/so on but I’m afraid of making a fool of myself :(”

you know when those big dogs are puppies with huge-ass paws

and kittens in that alien-legs stage of life

they look pretty silly, nothing really fits right yet and it’s all clumsy movements and tripping over their own limbs, but no one holds it against them or thinks this is all there is, many find it endearing 

so why do we have to be so hostile to our own growth stages? Why do we belittle our own first attempts? Fear them? Avoid them?

treat your skill sets like any good pet-owner, a baby mastiff doesn’t need people considering her first attempts at walking ‘cringey,’ she just needs to room to keep trying, give yourself room to look a little silly 

[rainbowppl]

[metamorphosisofthespirit]

That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.

[aquatixwitch]

Whoa what the fuck.

Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:

[thisblogded-deactivated20220319]

stay safe

[safitheartist]

REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!

[morrithal]

‘who do the killers even make music for’ dads and small-town gays who like to drive around at sunset wondering if they’re the only person in the world next question