Sabi Ni Daddy - Sabi Ni Mommy

Funny conversations between husband and wife.

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Driving Lesson No. 1

Daddy: Mommy, paano mo malalaman na marunong ka nang mag-drive.

Mommy: Kapag hindi ka na nangangatog.

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Nag-Breakfast Ka Na?

Daddy: Mommy, nag-breakfast ka na?

Mommy: Nag-breakfast na ako bago ako natulog.

Daddy: Hahaha!

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ALREADY HOME

Artist: A Great Big World

You say love is what you put into it. You say that I'm losing my will. Don't you know that you're all that I think about? You make up a half of the whole.

You say that it's hard to commit to it. You say that it's hard standing still. Don't you know that I spend all my nights counting backwards the days 'til I'm home?

If only New York wasn't so far away I promise the city won't get in our way. When you're scared and alone, just know that I'm already home.

I say that we're right in the heart of it, a love only we understand. I will bend every light in this city and make sure they're shining on you.

If only New York wasn't so far away I promise the city won't get in our way. When you're scared and alone, just know that I'm already home.

When life takes its own course sometimes we just don't get to choose. I'd rather be there next to you. Promise you'll wait for me, wait for me. Wait 'til I'm home.

All I have is this feeling inside of me the only thing I've ever known.

If only New York wasn't so far away I promise the city won't get in our way. When you're scared and alone, just know that I'm already home. If only New York wasn't so far away I will be there every step of the way. When you're scared and alone, just know that I'm already home. Just know that I'm already home.

Album: Is There Anybody Out There?

Songwriters: Ian Axel, Chad Vaccarino and Mellissa Larochelle

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Senior Citizen Discount

Daddy: May 5% discount sa electricity at water bills mga households na may nakatirang senior citizens. - Feeling thankful.

Mommy: Wala kang discount!

Daddy: Malapit na! Hahaha!

Mommy: Layo pa. Sobra ka.

Daddy: Ganoon ba?! Akala ko bukas na.

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Japan Visa

Mommy: Nanaginip pala ako. Ikinuha daw ako ng company ng visa this January 25 papuntang Japan. Ano kaya ang ibig sabihin nun? Baka ma-terminate ako?

Daddy: Hahaha! Baka magbabago ka na ng career. Magiging japayuki ka na!