I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.

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Get in the Batminivan now or we're going to be late to your hockey game. Part of Young Justice Animated RP OOC extension blog ((RP tumblr. Batman is not going to put up with any out-of-character fuckery.)) My secret identity (Mun's personal blog)

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Is this the real life

superboy-:

or is this just fantasy

Hmm-hmm-hmm landslide...

#no matter who you are our what you're doing you will always hum along to this song #Batman is no exception

narwhalwhisperer-blog

sirflash:

narwhalwhisperer:

Bruce, remember that time that you came down for a visit and you discovered that there are whales in the ocean?

HAHA! Oh man! That is priceless! Bruce, how did you not know what whales live in the ocean?

I knew there were whales in the ocean just...not right behind me.

#shut up you guys #there are *whales* in the *ocean* omg

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:…

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:…

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: daddybats: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

I AM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE.

SCIENCE, BRUCE.

YOU CAN’T RESIST SCIENCE, BRUCE.

/LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

This isn't science, this is you...No, this is science. Poison Ivy's science.

You know what else is science? Kryptonite.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT #i am not pie #stop licking me you bastard #i guess this is science?#i got so much kryptonite i'm tripping kryptonite

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:...

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:…

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: daddybats: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

I AM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE.

SCIENCE, BRUCE.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:...

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: daddybats: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am...

Shhhhh...Bruce. Quit squirming. It's hard to taste your pie skin when you are flailing around.

My skin is not pie, and you're squeezing my ribs.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT #Good thing I wore my kryptonite-lined boxers today #i am not pie

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: daddybats: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am...

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St….

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick’s day, Poison Ivy comes up with a...

I'm sorry, Bruce. You've left me no choice.

/LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

.............................................

Clark. Stop.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT #Bat freak out #stop licking me #i am not pie

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St….

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick’s day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It’s just the same plan…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not…

I just really need to know right now if you taste like you smell.

I don’t.

BRUCE. Please. I NEED to know if you taste like apple pie. IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

I really don't. Go stand over there, Clark. Away fr......Get your hand out of there, Clark.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St....

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick’s day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It’s just the same plan…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not...

I just really need to know right now if you taste like you smell.

I don't.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT #do i need to go get the kryptonite?

narwhalwhisperer:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: narwhalwhisperer: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:...

narwhalwhisperer:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick’s day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It’s just the same plan…

narwhalwhisperer:

daddybats:

narwhalwhisperer:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated...

Handcuffs? Bruce you kinky bastard

Not the fun kind of handcuffs. The kind that I'll use to cuff you to a lamp post with the worst case of blue balls you've ever had.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT #don't mess with me fishman

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan...

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

That depends….How do...

You just smell so amazing.

Stop sniffing me, Clark. I am not pie.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT #i am not pie

narwhalwhisperer:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan...

narwhalwhisperer:

daddybats:

narwhalwhisperer:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

I am raising my hand, Batman. I do have a question: can her “sex pollen” get to me through the...

What happens if I touch his privates?

Don't make me get you come handcuffs, Arthur. I'll do it.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT #I have bathandcuffs and fuzzy bathandcuffs

Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

narwhalwhisperer:

daddybats:

narwhalwhisperer:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

I am raising my hand, Batman. I do have a question: can her “sex pollen” get to me through the process known as “Irish Yoga”? If it can, I am incredibly vulnerable right now. I will admit that I had one too many beers today.

Just…stand in line, Arthur.

Is Barry in line?

Yes, but keep your hands to yourself. TO YOURSELF.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT

Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

That depends….How do I…Smell to you, right now?

Bruce…Why do you smell like apple pie?

I thought so. Go stand in line. Or wait for me back at the Batcave.

Just wait a second, Bruce. I want to smell you.

No, I...Clark. Put me down. And get your nose out of my armpit.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT

Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

greenarrowarcher:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

That depends….How do I…Smell to you, right now?

WILL YOU TWO SCHTOP FLIRTHING AND SCHING SONGS

OOOOOOOOOOO

THE NIGHT YOU SAID DINAH WAS FAT

I PUNCHED YOUR FACE AND SHAT IN YOUR HAT

AWAAAAAAOOOOOO~

Like you even need a holiday to drink.

Go stand in line and stop singing, Oliver.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT

Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

That depends….How do I…Smell to you, right now?

Bruce…Why do you smell like apple pie?

I thought so. Go stand in line. Or wait for me back at the Batcave.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT

Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

narwhalwhisperer:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

I am raising my hand, Batman. I do have a question: can her “sex pollen” get to me through the process known as “Irish Yoga”? If it can, I am incredibly vulnerable right now. I will admit that I had one too many beers today.

Just...stand in line, Arthur.

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT

Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

That depends....How do I...Smell to you, right now?

#IT'S A YOUNG JUSTICE SEX RIOT

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